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Fencer/Nerd
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“Was it your brain?” should be the follow up question to every Trump statement.
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938

zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Jack Dorsey is good now
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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31 years ago today, Bart and Lisa Simpson had a final showdown in one of the finest Simpsons endings ever. “Lisa on Ice” premiered November 13, 1994.
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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>Vine is coming back,
>with the backing of Jack Dorsey,
>and AI is prohibited
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Somehow... Vine returned
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Those Chicago guys!
Top Trump econ advisor: We may be able to concoct something, but we'll never actually know for sure what the unemployment rate was in October
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?

Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
GOP going full Reddit mod
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Still on a mission from god
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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how aren’t they just run out of town
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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The emails all read like (Michael Jordan): “Hi Jeffrey, was wondering if you could take a look at this video of my jump shot. Would love to get your feedback before my meeting with the president of India.”

And Epstein is like: “yor elbow move l eft an work on ur folowthrough.”

(MJ): “delightful”
Jeffrey.as
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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can confirm its the same in tech. People communicate poorly over email as a flex
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Eh no big deal
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can everything slow down please
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Wat
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Probably because it's too good
Oof

*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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oh so now liberals want to make it Illegal for Trump to have friends
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump

the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Let's see ol' Donny wiggle his way out of this one!
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM