AJ Gilbert
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Can I play Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 if I haven't played the first 32 games?
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Can I play Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 if I haven't played the first 32 games?
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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"AI is the asbestos in the walls of our technological society, stuffed there with wild abandon by a finance sector and tech monopolists run amok. We will be excavating it for a generation or more."
This piece on AI by Cory Doctorow is spectactular.
pluralistic.net/2025/12/05/p...
This piece on AI by Cory Doctorow is spectactular.
pluralistic.net/2025/12/05/p...
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"AI is the asbestos in the walls of our technological society, stuffed there with wild abandon by a finance sector and tech monopolists run amok. We will be excavating it for a generation or more."
This piece on AI by Cory Doctorow is spectactular.
pluralistic.net/2025/12/05/p...
This piece on AI by Cory Doctorow is spectactular.
pluralistic.net/2025/12/05/p...
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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
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so charlie kirk gets shot in the neck then a week later they introduce a character named "full necky"
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
so charlie kirk gets shot in the neck then a week later they introduce a character named "full necky"
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judy blume's are you there goddamnit, don't leave me on read motherfucker
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
judy blume's are you there goddamnit, don't leave me on read motherfucker
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SON: [runs in screaming]There’s a snail in my trouser pocket. Get it out. Get it out!!
ME: *barely audible* Escargot pants.
WIFE: You're a terrible father
ME: *barely audible* Escargot pants.
WIFE: You're a terrible father
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
SON: [runs in screaming]There’s a snail in my trouser pocket. Get it out. Get it out!!
ME: *barely audible* Escargot pants.
WIFE: You're a terrible father
ME: *barely audible* Escargot pants.
WIFE: You're a terrible father
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NEW YORK (AP) — RFK Jr. stirs controversy, calling soap "just slippery juice what makes germs fall off your hands;" claims olive oil or a banana peel will "do ya just as good," sneezes on reporter's face.
September 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
NEW YORK (AP) — RFK Jr. stirs controversy, calling soap "just slippery juice what makes germs fall off your hands;" claims olive oil or a banana peel will "do ya just as good," sneezes on reporter's face.
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It's fun that each finger has a little symbolic job: cool/not cool, that thing there, your driving is poor, I'm not available for dates, and (while drinking tea) I'm so fancy.
October 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's fun that each finger has a little symbolic job: cool/not cool, that thing there, your driving is poor, I'm not available for dates, and (while drinking tea) I'm so fancy.
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thanks, business doula
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
thanks, business doula
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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Imagine hating me and I’m over here getting a refill on prescription deviled eggs
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m over here getting a refill on prescription deviled eggs
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Me: Most molecules are gay [1], and demonic . This has many implications for chemicals. In conclusion petroleum, was made by angels.
[1] Audible dot com - Bible (King James Version) as read by Logan Paul.
professor: This is insanely good
[1] Audible dot com - Bible (King James Version) as read by Logan Paul.
professor: This is insanely good
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Me: Most molecules are gay [1], and demonic . This has many implications for chemicals. In conclusion petroleum, was made by angels.
[1] Audible dot com - Bible (King James Version) as read by Logan Paul.
professor: This is insanely good
[1] Audible dot com - Bible (King James Version) as read by Logan Paul.
professor: This is insanely good
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Fifteen minutes into the conversation it became increasingly clear that none of us really knew what a comptroller was.
January 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Fifteen minutes into the conversation it became increasingly clear that none of us really knew what a comptroller was.
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Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
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Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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