Alex Falcone
@alexfalcone.bsky.social
🎤 Comedian, scam hunter, explainer of things.
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obviously he did worse stuff but now I know Epstein did crimes against spacing
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
obviously he did worse stuff but now I know Epstein did crimes against spacing
The funniest thing for the Tesla board to do would be to keep saying his huge pay package was always just two years out.
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The funniest thing for the Tesla board to do would be to keep saying his huge pay package was always just two years out.
People love to say AI is democratizing art as if art wasn't something that children and cave men did for thousands of years. Who is getting a vote on art that didn't before? "I press a button and a robot poops out a movie" isn't what democracy means.
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
People love to say AI is democratizing art as if art wasn't something that children and cave men did for thousands of years. Who is getting a vote on art that didn't before? "I press a button and a robot poops out a movie" isn't what democracy means.
I don't want your monopoly money.
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I don't want your monopoly money.
If you're a rich person trying to performaitively leave New York STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If you're a rich person trying to performaitively leave New York STAY IN LINE
It's almost mean to wish the job of Mayor of New York on somebody you actually respect. Seems like a terrible gig.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It's almost mean to wish the job of Mayor of New York on somebody you actually respect. Seems like a terrible gig.
Here are 6 more things you might not have known were named after people.
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Here are 6 more things you might not have known were named after people.
Sure you could complain about still getting acne in your 40s but I think it makes me look youthful.
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sure you could complain about still getting acne in your 40s but I think it makes me look youthful.
One of the funniest things in baseball is a bench-clearing non-fight. Just a bunch of guys milling around chatting kinda angrily. Even the pitchers come jogging in from center field like, "hey guys don't stand around doing nothing without us."
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
One of the funniest things in baseball is a bench-clearing non-fight. Just a bunch of guys milling around chatting kinda angrily. Even the pitchers come jogging in from center field like, "hey guys don't stand around doing nothing without us."
Make sure to check your kids' candy I just found a pumpkin shaped Reese's where the thinner wall is actually a better ratio of chocolate to peanut butter than the original cups and like, kids don't deserve that. That's for us.
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Make sure to check your kids' candy I just found a pumpkin shaped Reese's where the thinner wall is actually a better ratio of chocolate to peanut butter than the original cups and like, kids don't deserve that. That's for us.
This week on the Fun Fact Friday newsletter I wrote about ampelmännchen, the incredible German crosswalk signal guy. You can read and subscribe for free here: alexfalcone.ninja/newsletter
October 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This week on the Fun Fact Friday newsletter I wrote about ampelmännchen, the incredible German crosswalk signal guy. You can read and subscribe for free here: alexfalcone.ninja/newsletter
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Well this is very nice. Thank you @alexfalcone.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Well this is very nice. Thank you @alexfalcone.bsky.social
I've got lots of practice sleeping but like once a year I'll lay down and have no idea where my arms are supposed to go.
October 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I've got lots of practice sleeping but like once a year I'll lay down and have no idea where my arms are supposed to go.
Hold up so now Take and Bake Pizza is trying to claim there's an implied middle step where I pay? That's not what the sign says!
October 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hold up so now Take and Bake Pizza is trying to claim there's an implied middle step where I pay? That's not what the sign says!
A.I. people love to say "right now it's the worst it'll ever be" as if we haven't watched all websites get steadily worse over the last 10 years. You think it's going to be better once they bloat it with a million data trackers and pump it full of ads?
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A.I. people love to say "right now it's the worst it'll ever be" as if we haven't watched all websites get steadily worse over the last 10 years. You think it's going to be better once they bloat it with a million data trackers and pump it full of ads?
A fun bit at the theater would be when they announce that some understudy is doing the role of somebody or other for the night you yell "aw damn it" and storm out.
October 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A fun bit at the theater would be when they announce that some understudy is doing the role of somebody or other for the night you yell "aw damn it" and storm out.
More genres of music should operate mariachi style. I'd enjoy table side DJ service. A roving barbershop quartet. A punk band where the bass player uses that chubby guitar.
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
More genres of music should operate mariachi style. I'd enjoy table side DJ service. A roving barbershop quartet. A punk band where the bass player uses that chubby guitar.
This week on the Fun Fact Friday I go DEEP on Dr. G and his spot plus a fun self-indulgent puzzle. Click through to read and decide if you want more of this kind of crap in your life.
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October 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This week on the Fun Fact Friday I go DEEP on Dr. G and his spot plus a fun self-indulgent puzzle. Click through to read and decide if you want more of this kind of crap in your life.
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Are progress bars a scam? Find out on another episode of my hit series.
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Are progress bars a scam? Find out on another episode of my hit series.
Minneapolis has been my most requested city for a while and I finally have shows on sale there! Downside is it seems cold in January. alexfalcone.ninja
October 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Minneapolis has been my most requested city for a while and I finally have shows on sale there! Downside is it seems cold in January. alexfalcone.ninja
Using an AI chat bot as customer service is a way of telling your customers "fuck you google it"
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Using an AI chat bot as customer service is a way of telling your customers "fuck you google it"
Pro tip when your wife has a doctor's appointment don't text her "happy pappin'" she won't like it.
October 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Pro tip when your wife has a doctor's appointment don't text her "happy pappin'" she won't like it.
Unlearning: The Internet Doesn’t Have To Be This Bad
@mozilla.org
@mozilla.org
October 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Unlearning: The Internet Doesn’t Have To Be This Bad
@mozilla.org
@mozilla.org
An opinion I will never give up is it's better to die in a valley than a hill.
October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
An opinion I will never give up is it's better to die in a valley than a hill.
I want my last words to be "no matter what I look like in 10 minutes don't let them take me away I'm not dead I'm just pretending."
October 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I want my last words to be "no matter what I look like in 10 minutes don't let them take me away I'm not dead I'm just pretending."