Neal M𓅃
@nealdm86.bsky.social
Poor man's comedian; will make you laugh not always on purpose. GeoEnvironmentalist/ Author: Devil On Sea. @kaysar@mastodonapp.uk. Barbigerous. #Ally he/him Cis
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I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
'We invited a homeless man for dinner - he stayed for 45 years'
The man was only meant to stay for a day.
metro.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Been using my current home office desk for years and there's always been a piece of paper stuck underneath. I just assumed it was instructions or a warranty that came with the table. Finally looked today and it's even better.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Been using my current home office desk for years and there's always been a piece of paper stuck underneath. I just assumed it was instructions or a warranty that came with the table. Finally looked today and it's even better.
Change one letter, ruin a candy
SARS
SARS
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Bitterfinger
Bitterfinger
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
S&Ms
S&Ms
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
SARS
SARS
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35th rotation commenced.
Thank you, to people who have donated a few quid last night.
We spent it on a bulk order of accessible toilet keys for: www.essehouse.co.uk/pip-program
Thank you, to people who have donated a few quid last night.
We spent it on a bulk order of accessible toilet keys for: www.essehouse.co.uk/pip-program
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
35th rotation commenced.
Thank you, to people who have donated a few quid last night.
We spent it on a bulk order of accessible toilet keys for: www.essehouse.co.uk/pip-program
Thank you, to people who have donated a few quid last night.
We spent it on a bulk order of accessible toilet keys for: www.essehouse.co.uk/pip-program
Who fires the firemen?
Who dogs the dogman
Why is always “Who watches the watchmen?”, but never “Who ploughs the ploughmen?”
October 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Who fires the firemen?
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We're entirely funded by our volunteers, supporters, and kind one-off donors.
In the last 6 months, that has enabled us to provide emergency safehouse accommodation for trans people escaping abuse. It has given us the ability to provide a one-to-one support service for homeless trans people...
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In the last 6 months, that has enabled us to provide emergency safehouse accommodation for trans people escaping abuse. It has given us the ability to provide a one-to-one support service for homeless trans people...
1/4
October 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
We're entirely funded by our volunteers, supporters, and kind one-off donors.
In the last 6 months, that has enabled us to provide emergency safehouse accommodation for trans people escaping abuse. It has given us the ability to provide a one-to-one support service for homeless trans people...
1/4
In the last 6 months, that has enabled us to provide emergency safehouse accommodation for trans people escaping abuse. It has given us the ability to provide a one-to-one support service for homeless trans people...
1/4
This looks lovely until your slowly realise, with creeping dread, that there's no television anywhere! Even in the "centre of the bedroom glass walled bathroom"
October 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
This looks lovely until your slowly realise, with creeping dread, that there's no television anywhere! Even in the "centre of the bedroom glass walled bathroom"
Before being able to leave a bad review of a book, you should have to evidence that the book is poorly written and that it is not just your personal opinion.
This should apply to reviews of all creative pursuits (art, music, films, etc)
This should apply to reviews of all creative pursuits (art, music, films, etc)
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Before being able to leave a bad review of a book, you should have to evidence that the book is poorly written and that it is not just your personal opinion.
This should apply to reviews of all creative pursuits (art, music, films, etc)
This should apply to reviews of all creative pursuits (art, music, films, etc)
Classic narcissist behaviour
"That beating I just gave them, remember, that's entirely your fault. You could have stopped me at any time but you didn't. You own all of this."
"That beating I just gave them, remember, that's entirely your fault. You could have stopped me at any time but you didn't. You own all of this."
October 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Classic narcissist behaviour
"That beating I just gave them, remember, that's entirely your fault. You could have stopped me at any time but you didn't. You own all of this."
"That beating I just gave them, remember, that's entirely your fault. You could have stopped me at any time but you didn't. You own all of this."
On the train back from Glasgow and a row started between two different groups. Ended with one guy punching a woman before the group got off. I'd check to see if she's okay but she's spent the rest of the journey calling all her pals to gleefully tell them she got punched in the nose.
October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
On the train back from Glasgow and a row started between two different groups. Ended with one guy punching a woman before the group got off. I'd check to see if she's okay but she's spent the rest of the journey calling all her pals to gleefully tell them she got punched in the nose.
Right wing, right wing, right wing, left wing, right wing.
State of impartiality in the UK for the past decade
State of impartiality in the UK for the past decade
The first time I’ve been looking forward to watch Question Time in quite a while!
Go on @zackpolanski.bsky.social!
#bbcqt
Go on @zackpolanski.bsky.social!
#bbcqt
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Right wing, right wing, right wing, left wing, right wing.
State of impartiality in the UK for the past decade
State of impartiality in the UK for the past decade
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sorry, i can't come to the phone right now. the vibration isn't strong enough
October 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
sorry, i can't come to the phone right now. the vibration isn't strong enough
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I should probably advertise more often. You can buy prints from me, commission pictures, make 3d models, animation, come up with excellent ideas, all sorts. tell your mates. cheers.
October 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I should probably advertise more often. You can buy prints from me, commission pictures, make 3d models, animation, come up with excellent ideas, all sorts. tell your mates. cheers.
I live in a box. I travel in a much smaller box to a third larger box. By staring at a screen in the third box, I earn money to keep the two smaller boxes.
Done staring at a screen [professionally], I think I’ll relax by staring at a screen [recreationally]
October 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I live in a box. I travel in a much smaller box to a third larger box. By staring at a screen in the third box, I earn money to keep the two smaller boxes.
I mean, hello! I'm just out here trying to make friends and solve some unresolved crimes in my spare time and now I have to face unspeakable horrors?
i hate it when the series of grisly murders i've been trying to solve turns out to inscribe the pattern of a terrible ritual, summoning something beyond comprehension through the ragged edges of reality. it's a real drag
October 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I mean, hello! I'm just out here trying to make friends and solve some unresolved crimes in my spare time and now I have to face unspeakable horrors?
Just witnessed someone in the office making coffee as they do in The Sims. Loved every second of it and was only disappointed to not see a little green plus sign float up from his head once finished.
September 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Just witnessed someone in the office making coffee as they do in The Sims. Loved every second of it and was only disappointed to not see a little green plus sign float up from his head once finished.
Battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures in life:
1. The small silence between telling a dad joke and my eldest's inability to hold in a laugh
2. Finally "getting" a strategy game
3. Finding a new author whose work you devour
4. Music (all forms)
5. Feeling pregnancy baby movements*
1. The small silence between telling a dad joke and my eldest's inability to hold in a laugh
2. Finally "getting" a strategy game
3. Finding a new author whose work you devour
4. Music (all forms)
5. Feeling pregnancy baby movements*
battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures in life:
1. if someone’s cold, wrapping them in a blanket right out of the dryer or warmer.
2. the ‘feel’ of live music
3. watching animals & babies problem-solve
4. uncontrollable laughter w/ a friend
5. secretly witnessing a ‘good deed’
1. if someone’s cold, wrapping them in a blanket right out of the dryer or warmer.
2. the ‘feel’ of live music
3. watching animals & babies problem-solve
4. uncontrollable laughter w/ a friend
5. secretly witnessing a ‘good deed’
battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures in life:
1. the way toddlers run- their knees haven’t developed yet.
2. Hot chocolate.
3. When the vibes at the TTRPG are just right.
4. Moments of connection between strangers.
5. When the cat could’ve sat anywhere but they chose YOU
1. the way toddlers run- their knees haven’t developed yet.
2. Hot chocolate.
3. When the vibes at the TTRPG are just right.
4. Moments of connection between strangers.
5. When the cat could’ve sat anywhere but they chose YOU
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures in life:
1. The small silence between telling a dad joke and my eldest's inability to hold in a laugh
2. Finally "getting" a strategy game
3. Finding a new author whose work you devour
4. Music (all forms)
5. Feeling pregnancy baby movements*
1. The small silence between telling a dad joke and my eldest's inability to hold in a laugh
2. Finally "getting" a strategy game
3. Finding a new author whose work you devour
4. Music (all forms)
5. Feeling pregnancy baby movements*
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How do we fix this mess?
September 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
How do we fix this mess?
Reminder that the UK government is pushing an alert today at 3pm on every single mobile device you may own.
Should you not want a device to make everyone aware of its presence / existence, make sure to turn it off before 3pm.
Should you not want a device to make everyone aware of its presence / existence, make sure to turn it off before 3pm.
September 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Reminder that the UK government is pushing an alert today at 3pm on every single mobile device you may own.
Should you not want a device to make everyone aware of its presence / existence, make sure to turn it off before 3pm.
Should you not want a device to make everyone aware of its presence / existence, make sure to turn it off before 3pm.
For terrorising a group of people (and any and all who dared voice support for them) including calling for physical violence, I have been treated like someone who terrorises people and calls for violence against them.
September 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
For terrorising a group of people (and any and all who dared voice support for them) including calling for physical violence, I have been treated like someone who terrorises people and calls for violence against them.
What's the point in journalists using AI to write the news. What dystopian nightmare is this?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
September 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
What's the point in journalists using AI to write the news. What dystopian nightmare is this?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ha, joke's on you. I have aphantasia
September 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Ha, joke's on you. I have aphantasia
This is what TERFs like Linehan are. Not free speech warriors defending women and girls. But abusive misogynistic stalkers who spend hours of every day harassing people they "disagree with" just for existing.
When I was announced as the lead in a Doctor Who spinoff in 2023 Graham Linehan tweeted about me for TWO DAYS, tagging the BBC and others to say that I am pro-child abuse and they shouldn't work with me.
September 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This is what TERFs like Linehan are. Not free speech warriors defending women and girls. But abusive misogynistic stalkers who spend hours of every day harassing people they "disagree with" just for existing.