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nealdm86.bsky.social
Neal M𓅃
@nealdm86.bsky.social
Poor man's comedian; will make you laugh not always on purpose. GeoEnvironmentalist/ Author: Devil On Sea. @kaysar@mastodonapp.uk. Barbigerous. #Ally he/him Cis
I used to love findings these in the pub when in with my ol' man. I would always make the end of my nose green to try to get his attention. No idea what they're for and only attention it got me was a clip round the ear (did me no harm!) so I'd say yes. Perfect gift for a small child.
October 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
They offered me a Supdog for £15 which felt like a bargain. I handed over the money and asked what's Supdog? They said, nothing, whats up with you, and then left; laughing with my money. I was going to ask for a refund but I forgot to get a receipt so it's my fault really.
October 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
And yet when you try to tell your loved ones that no-one thinks about them they get all offended!
But yeah, this helped me a lot once I realised it was essentially true
September 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Looks exactly like the sort of game the kids will want, constantly ask for money for cosmetic items, and then discard leaving me to wonder why months later I'm still the only one playing.
September 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
A dog that can only says Walls instead of Sausages, Mr. Blobby, Chicken Tikka Masala, Queueing, Tutting (and doing nothing else) at queue jumpers, It's a Knock-Out
September 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
*My partner is currently pregnant and it's always a wonder to feel the movements (when she, and he (baby boy) allows)
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM