Been using my current home office desk for years and there's always been a piece of paper stuck underneath. I just assumed it was instructions or a warranty that came with the table. Finally looked today and it's even better.

Classic narcissist behaviour
"That beating I just gave them, remember, that's entirely your fault. You could have stopped me at any time but you didn't. You own all of this."

Just witnessed someone in the office making coffee as they do in The Sims. Loved every second of it and was only disappointed to not see a little green plus sign float up from his head once finished.

For terrorising a group of people (and any and all who dared voice support for them) including calling for physical violence, I have been treated like someone who terrorises people and calls for violence against them.

What's the point in journalists using AI to write the news. What dystopian nightmare is this?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The dogs jumping through the window in Resident Evil

Me upon receipt of notification that my SodaStream is out for delivery

According to Charlie:

Eating food with your hands - Gross, unacceptable, unhygienic

Scratching anus with your hands* - Normal every day action, good, not at all unhygienic

*Unaware if Charlie has any clothing between anus and hands or if hands are washed post scratch. Presumed not.

I've found the fastest way to make peace with my wife is to not insinuate she's a paedophile. But I do know every marriage is different; especially the ones of convenience.

The only "big bomb" I can see here is Elon admitting to "knowing" Trump is associated with a paedophile more deeply than the public know, and sitting on that knowledge until he felt it would benefit Elon the most.

During the first antenatal class I attended, when asked what risks pregnancy poses, I whispered to my wife "you can die" (not as a threat!). Shocked to hear that Susanna, a "real" woman, needed to give birth before she realised pregnancy poses risks, and that it is this that somehow defines a woman.

Quick scrolled past this and thought to myself "they look like they have no eyebrows because they don't have any eyebrows". Had to double take before I found them and I'm still not sure I have.

Using a GIF, vid or image, drop one of your favourite TV shows or movies that features Zombies 🎬🖤🧟

Wasting Way (aka Aaah! Zombies!!) is a brilliant twist on the zombie genre; seen from the zombie's perspective. The "sex scene" is hilarious.

Roses are red
Most dogs see in grey

My mum's a Fanny, granny was a Fanny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcKl...

I just wish they'd leave a guy to be pegged in peace

Work's Christmas do last night and there was a lady doing glitter make up. Would be rude not to