Hell hath no fury like a bowl of chili heating up in the microwave.
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hell hath no fury like a bowl of chili heating up in the microwave.
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Something good happened wtf
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Something good happened wtf
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they should invent a nap that does your chores
August 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
they should invent a nap that does your chores
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I don't think I can say this in a way that makes more sense but the 90s were the last decade, everything since then has just been a loose collection of years and soy sauce packets and a bunch of maybe dead batteries. We’re truly living in the junk draweriest of times
August 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I don't think I can say this in a way that makes more sense but the 90s were the last decade, everything since then has just been a loose collection of years and soy sauce packets and a bunch of maybe dead batteries. We’re truly living in the junk draweriest of times
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everything is pretty stupid, but if you take a moment to look past all that, it’s all still pretty stupid
July 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
everything is pretty stupid, but if you take a moment to look past all that, it’s all still pretty stupid
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I keep secrets by forgetting what you told me almost immediately
July 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I keep secrets by forgetting what you told me almost immediately
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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Get in losers, we are going back to bed
June 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Get in losers, we are going back to bed
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it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
April 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
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I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.
April 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.
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I contain millipedes.
April 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I contain millipedes.
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Unclench your jaw. Now unhinge your jaw. Now devour your enemies.
April 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Unclench your jaw. Now unhinge your jaw. Now devour your enemies.
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"There's a room here in the Senate named after Strom Thurmond... I'm here despite his speech, I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful." -Cory Booker as he eclipses Thurmond's record for the longest filibuster in US history.
April 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"There's a room here in the Senate named after Strom Thurmond... I'm here despite his speech, I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful." -Cory Booker as he eclipses Thurmond's record for the longest filibuster in US history.
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I am made of stars, I whisper as I line pretzels up on my chest to dip into a jar of Nutella
March 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I am made of stars, I whisper as I line pretzels up on my chest to dip into a jar of Nutella
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Gather round, children. It's time for an uninformed opinion.
March 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Gather round, children. It's time for an uninformed opinion.
Suck it, diamonds. Turns out Nyquil is a girl's best friend.
March 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Suck it, diamonds. Turns out Nyquil is a girl's best friend.
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Welcome to your 40s. Time moves much faster now. Welcome to your 50s
March 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Welcome to your 40s. Time moves much faster now. Welcome to your 50s
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1. Would you rather have a career or a family?
2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent?
3. Would you rather be told to smile or to calm down?
2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent?
3. Would you rather be told to smile or to calm down?
17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
1. Would you rather have a career or a family? 2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent? 3. Would you rather be told to...
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March 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
1. Would you rather have a career or a family?
2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent?
3. Would you rather be told to smile or to calm down?
2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent?
3. Would you rather be told to smile or to calm down?
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Epitaph: Now also dead on the outside.
March 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Epitaph: Now also dead on the outside.
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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It was the motherest of times, it was the fuckerest of times
September 21, 2023 at 11:33 AM
It was the motherest of times, it was the fuckerest of times
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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
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most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them
January 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them