yeah sex is great but have you ever eaten a baked potato while stoned?
August 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
yeah sex is great but have you ever eaten a baked potato while stoned?
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Twin Peaks: Sarah’s vision of a white horse.
August 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Twin Peaks: Sarah’s vision of a white horse.
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(body having a sudden and violent reaction to today's low hot dog levels)
July 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(body having a sudden and violent reaction to today's low hot dog levels)
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Twin Peaks: Donna Hayward on the phone.
July 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Twin Peaks: Donna Hayward on the phone.
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It’s a good thing I’m sleeping through all this.
June 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It’s a good thing I’m sleeping through all this.
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Every time I have to pick someone up from the airport I am always amazed at how many people seem to be experiencing one for the first time in their lives.
June 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Every time I have to pick someone up from the airport I am always amazed at how many people seem to be experiencing one for the first time in their lives.
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wanna run this bit into the ground with me or nah
June 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
wanna run this bit into the ground with me or nah
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my wife left a bowl of fruit on the kitchen counter for too long and now we have carpenter aunts
June 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
my wife left a bowl of fruit on the kitchen counter for too long and now we have carpenter aunts
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Sorry you have to go around, this hallway is closed. Jean has been very busy doing important work and she needs her rest
June 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sorry you have to go around, this hallway is closed. Jean has been very busy doing important work and she needs her rest
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What if we all unleash a wild barrage of spin attacks at the same time
June 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
What if we all unleash a wild barrage of spin attacks at the same time
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That horrible moment of clarity when you realize you’re a hopeless romantic disgusted by feelings 😬
June 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
That horrible moment of clarity when you realize you’re a hopeless romantic disgusted by feelings 😬
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a cat is touching my hand with her paw so for just this moment i’m experiencing true respite
June 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
a cat is touching my hand with her paw so for just this moment i’m experiencing true respite
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I have awful vision, had to get thick glasses in first grade. I asked my dad what would've happened to me if I were born in ancient times, would I just die? He said "nah, you'd be a shaman or a priest or something, you'd make stuff up so they'd keep you around." Formative.
October 1, 2023 at 7:37 PM
I have awful vision, had to get thick glasses in first grade. I asked my dad what would've happened to me if I were born in ancient times, would I just die? He said "nah, you'd be a shaman or a priest or something, you'd make stuff up so they'd keep you around." Formative.
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trying to live my stupid little life under the threat of nuclear war
June 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
trying to live my stupid little life under the threat of nuclear war
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Imagine what Jesus could have accomplished with AI
September 18, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Imagine what Jesus could have accomplished with AI
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Your boss is gonna ask if your WiFi works from the fallout shelter
June 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Your boss is gonna ask if your WiFi works from the fallout shelter
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Twin Peaks: Shelly and Norma at the RR Diner.
June 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Twin Peaks: Shelly and Norma at the RR Diner.
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The Roman Empire had Cicero to warn the people of its fall. We have Father John Misty.
June 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Roman Empire had Cicero to warn the people of its fall. We have Father John Misty.
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Trying to decide if I'm grilled cheese disappointed in life or mac n' cheese disappointed in life.
June 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Trying to decide if I'm grilled cheese disappointed in life or mac n' cheese disappointed in life.
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Twin Peaks: Lucy Moran.
June 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Twin Peaks: Lucy Moran.
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Standing in your doorway with an empty measuring cup asking if you have 2 frozen burritos
June 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Standing in your doorway with an empty measuring cup asking if you have 2 frozen burritos
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Vacation is great but nothing beats coming home and sleeping with your cat.
June 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Vacation is great but nothing beats coming home and sleeping with your cat.