Maeve
@mvcnvry.bsky.social
'Absolutely unremarkable' - my neurologist
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2026 is gonna be my year
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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The Grinch has passed away. His Tesla Cybertruck left the freeway at a high rate of speed and was wreathed in flame almost immediately, where The Grinch was incinerated like common refuse. He is survived by his brother, The Grunch, and his much younger live-in "protege," Maximilian.
December 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
The Grinch has passed away. His Tesla Cybertruck left the freeway at a high rate of speed and was wreathed in flame almost immediately, where The Grinch was incinerated like common refuse. He is survived by his brother, The Grunch, and his much younger live-in "protege," Maximilian.
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I witnessed a miracle on my way to work this morning
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I witnessed a miracle on my way to work this morning
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Only about 45 more Christmases left in my life, thank God
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Only about 45 more Christmases left in my life, thank God
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
I do love Paul Mescal, as is my patriotic duty, but im wile sick of hearing actors talk about the book they 'reread' the most. Wash your mouth out, liar.
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I do love Paul Mescal, as is my patriotic duty, but im wile sick of hearing actors talk about the book they 'reread' the most. Wash your mouth out, liar.
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Can they make ai consumers next. so it’s just ai selling to ai. and we can all just go to the beach
September 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Can they make ai consumers next. so it’s just ai selling to ai. and we can all just go to the beach
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There's Andre Rieu on the Tv now. About time he got some exposure.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
There's Andre Rieu on the Tv now. About time he got some exposure.
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is complete hogwash
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i hate it when something is described as "inscrutable." you have no idea the types of things im able to scrute
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i hate it when something is described as "inscrutable." you have no idea the types of things im able to scrute
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I'm telling you she reminds them of the pretty teacher who was mean to the girls and men are very predictable
I wonder why so many male columnists are susceptible to Maria Steen's message and so few female columnists are?
Probably nothing to worry about.
Probably nothing to worry about.
October 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I'm telling you she reminds them of the pretty teacher who was mean to the girls and men are very predictable
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As we await a verdict in the trial of Soldier F, another reminder that in 2010 the Bloody Sunday inquiry found
- the killings were unjustified
- none of the 14 dead (7 of whom were children) had guns
- no warnings were given
- no soldiers were under threat
- the troops were the first to open fire
- the killings were unjustified
- none of the 14 dead (7 of whom were children) had guns
- no warnings were given
- no soldiers were under threat
- the troops were the first to open fire
October 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
As we await a verdict in the trial of Soldier F, another reminder that in 2010 the Bloody Sunday inquiry found
- the killings were unjustified
- none of the 14 dead (7 of whom were children) had guns
- no warnings were given
- no soldiers were under threat
- the troops were the first to open fire
- the killings were unjustified
- none of the 14 dead (7 of whom were children) had guns
- no warnings were given
- no soldiers were under threat
- the troops were the first to open fire
Respectfully (not really), what is wrong with people who join Young Fine Gael? I dont understand how it's still a thing
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Respectfully (not really), what is wrong with people who join Young Fine Gael? I dont understand how it's still a thing
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My sole knowledge of Hooters comes from about a dozen jokes in American films and sitcoms, but if anyone had ever, at any point in my adult life, slid this photo in my direction, I would have immediately responded with the words "I presume these are the four gentlemen who founded Hooters".
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My sole knowledge of Hooters comes from about a dozen jokes in American films and sitcoms, but if anyone had ever, at any point in my adult life, slid this photo in my direction, I would have immediately responded with the words "I presume these are the four gentlemen who founded Hooters".
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*me if I was the cop hunting Hannibal Lecter and I had him cornered* Stop eating people you jackass!!!
October 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
*me if I was the cop hunting Hannibal Lecter and I had him cornered* Stop eating people you jackass!!!
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
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white house has joined bluesky
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Listen to me very carefully: I will never, *never*, "ask Gemini."
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Listen to me very carefully: I will never, *never*, "ask Gemini."
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BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.
October 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.
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Almost half NI race rioters reported for domestic abuse
thedetail.tv/articles/alm...
thedetail.tv/articles/alm...
Almost half NI race rioters reported for domestic abuse
The figures for Northern Ireland – 48% - were higher than the UK average (41%).
thedetail.tv
August 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Almost half NI race rioters reported for domestic abuse
thedetail.tv/articles/alm...
thedetail.tv/articles/alm...
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meals are the time when food takes center stage and eating, is on the menu
October 5, 2024 at 8:43 PM
meals are the time when food takes center stage and eating, is on the menu