Louise
@selkies.bsky.social
Illustrator & melt of Dublin, now in Brussels.
Please assume I am not talking about the US.
selkiesstudio.com
Please assume I am not talking about the US.
selkiesstudio.com
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Louise
@selkies.bsky.social
· Apr 9
Hello a chairde, this is my shop and these are my prints, you should buy some 🤠
selkiesstudio.com/shop
selkiesstudio.com/shop
If this got any type of reaction out of you I think you should rwad Rejection by Tony Tulathimutte
eavesdropping on a date & this man says he reads a lot of feminist literature & tho he is 6'5" he "appears shorter due to his posture" bc he stoops a lot bc... he "doesn't want to look down at women"
anyway
anyway
December 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
If this got any type of reaction out of you I think you should rwad Rejection by Tony Tulathimutte
This drives me fucking bananas, the last CMAT concert in La Madeleine a load of GAA lads took it upon themselves to hover around the bar and bellow inane conversation at eachother. During the slow ballads and all!
I’m fascinated by 40+ year olds who come to concerts and just talk the whole way through.
Dude sitting behind me taking very loudly so I ask him to lower his chattiness beneath the music. He goes, “relax dude it’s a concert.” And I said, “yes. We came to listen to music and not you.”
People suck
Dude sitting behind me taking very loudly so I ask him to lower his chattiness beneath the music. He goes, “relax dude it’s a concert.” And I said, “yes. We came to listen to music and not you.”
People suck
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 AM
This drives me fucking bananas, the last CMAT concert in La Madeleine a load of GAA lads took it upon themselves to hover around the bar and bellow inane conversation at eachother. During the slow ballads and all!
In a fun new development: following weeks of giving out in the residents groupchat about dribbles of paint all over the facade and courtyard, and actually a bit of a witch-hunt for the "artist", it turns out that this fella is just shitting everywhere
Did I tell youse I think I saw one of these bad boys flying past my balcony it has filled me vitality and goodwill I love buzzards
December 31, 2025 at 8:47 AM
In a fun new development: following weeks of giving out in the residents groupchat about dribbles of paint all over the facade and courtyard, and actually a bit of a witch-hunt for the "artist", it turns out that this fella is just shitting everywhere
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This was a pretty good one
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This was a pretty good one
Pms at these lads again
Just looked up what owls are native to Belgium and this isn't what I was picturing
December 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Pms at these lads again
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I would bet everything I own that women are safer living next to 300 migrant men than they are living next to 300 British male soldiers
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I would bet everything I own that women are safer living next to 300 migrant men than they are living next to 300 British male soldiers
Do youse think the gals in the nail salon will let me turn on Mary Wallopers, all this Bruno Mars is giving me motion sickness
December 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Do youse think the gals in the nail salon will let me turn on Mary Wallopers, all this Bruno Mars is giving me motion sickness
When I was in school girls were wearing the smallest possible glasses they could find. Now they're wearing glasses so big they live on the end of their noses and contain their eyebrows and fringes. What's this about.
December 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
When I was in school girls were wearing the smallest possible glasses they could find. Now they're wearing glasses so big they live on the end of their noses and contain their eyebrows and fringes. What's this about.
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@sonnyross.bsky.social made a huge effort to send me the art print I bought and I couldn't be happier with it!!!
Thanks again Sonny 💕
Thanks again Sonny 💕
December 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
@sonnyross.bsky.social made a huge effort to send me the art print I bought and I couldn't be happier with it!!!
Thanks again Sonny 💕
Thanks again Sonny 💕
God I should really read The Beesting shouldn't I
December 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
God I should really read The Beesting shouldn't I
I know I'm meant to find her pathetic but I don't I'd actually take a bullet for Anne from Motherland/Amandaland
December 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I know I'm meant to find her pathetic but I don't I'd actually take a bullet for Anne from Motherland/Amandaland
I am now in the middle of making my second ever loaf of bread everyone light a candle
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I am now in the middle of making my second ever loaf of bread everyone light a candle
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Going Harkonen-mode.
December 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Going Harkonen-mode.
I once got a message from someone basically role-playing what it would be like when the two us "finally" gave in to the unspoken but undeniable sexual tension and went on a date, very tortured etc etc and gang, I only followed him because he posted his pets and reminded me of my elderly uncle
December 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I once got a message from someone basically role-playing what it would be like when the two us "finally" gave in to the unspoken but undeniable sexual tension and went on a date, very tortured etc etc and gang, I only followed him because he posted his pets and reminded me of my elderly uncle
People keep asking me do I/we feel any different since getting married and the answer is mostly no except that I am now even more disturbed by the idea of people in their early twenties getting married
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
People keep asking me do I/we feel any different since getting married and the answer is mostly no except that I am now even more disturbed by the idea of people in their early twenties getting married
I'm watching Four Weddings and Funeral for the first time.
I assume this is about a scattered friend group who only get to meet up at weddings and funerals and their antics? We will see.
I assume this is about a scattered friend group who only get to meet up at weddings and funerals and their antics? We will see.
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm watching Four Weddings and Funeral for the first time.
I assume this is about a scattered friend group who only get to meet up at weddings and funerals and their antics? We will see.
I assume this is about a scattered friend group who only get to meet up at weddings and funerals and their antics? We will see.
Oh my god I do not and never will care about the physical flaws of fascist female politicians, I care that they're fucking fascists
December 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Oh my god I do not and never will care about the physical flaws of fascist female politicians, I care that they're fucking fascists
I hate to see a hottie become a bigot and die
December 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I hate to see a hottie become a bigot and die
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every once in a while, i search for that tweet along the lines of: 'france mourns death of beloved editor of le pédophile raciste, nation's favourite magazine' but i can never find it. one of my favourites 😥
December 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
every once in a while, i search for that tweet along the lines of: 'france mourns death of beloved editor of le pédophile raciste, nation's favourite magazine' but i can never find it. one of my favourites 😥
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*Beloved French actor death claxon*
Right, everyone, remember! Heavy on the cool photos, light on the personl qoutes.
Right, everyone, remember! Heavy on the cool photos, light on the personl qoutes.
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
*Beloved French actor death claxon*
Right, everyone, remember! Heavy on the cool photos, light on the personl qoutes.
Right, everyone, remember! Heavy on the cool photos, light on the personl qoutes.
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And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time
Yerman in New York isn't even mayor yet?? How is this still going on
December 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yerman in New York isn't even mayor yet?? How is this still going on
Why would you get in the odd sock bucket
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Why would you get in the odd sock bucket
Friends also in their thirties: is it possible that I have broken my collarbone without realising do you think
I've been doing illustration full time for two years now and I think I finally did it: repetitive strain injury
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Friends also in their thirties: is it possible that I have broken my collarbone without realising do you think
I don't know what it is but if you mention your ma in a story I immediately need to know her name
December 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I don't know what it is but if you mention your ma in a story I immediately need to know her name