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Michael Fry
@bigdirtyfry.bsky.social
Actor, comedian and entire Indie Band.
#DerryGirls #Holding #TheMichaelFryShow

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Cliffhanger is actually fair enough. Final ep I’ve always found very soppy nice to have a big reveal. My hope is that Rachel survives and they somehow win as a pair but having extreme heat close to the final means it’s really unlikely. It’s either Stephen to win or Faraaz and Jack #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I would have liked to play Skeletor but once again nobody asked me.
“And Jared Leto as Skeletor”
January 22, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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“And Jared Leto as Skeletor”
January 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Ethan Hawke deserves the nomination for best actor for Blue Moon. If I wasn’t in the cinema I would have switched the film off because he’s absolutely exhausting in it but you eventually warm to how irritating he is and feel bad for him. I was tired just watching him.
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Nigella Lawson for Bake Off what a time to be alive.
January 22, 2026 at 10:58 AM
They need to get rid of Faraaz. You can play that off as James trying to deflect to Rachel. He’s too dangerous, he hasn’t got enough heat and Roxy’s too useful. They should have gotten him earlier instead of Jessie #TheTraitors
January 21, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Stephen’s trousers are getting higher and higher every episode so he can eventually hide in them #TheTraitors
January 21, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Giving the dagger to James is actually an incredible move it’s gone straight to his head #TheTraitors
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 PM
And I said, let grief
be a fallen Leith
at the dawning of the day.
January 21, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Prue has stepped down. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Maybe not
This is going to be the year where everything is ok.
January 21, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Iceland at Davos
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This is what microblogging apps are for. Documenting the insane things that happen to you.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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ticketmaster: *Action Needed* URGENT MESSAGE about the SHOW YOU ARE ATTENDING, do not reply but OPEN IMMEDIATELY (sent x3 in one week)

open the email: hello, you are going to a show :)
January 20, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I would like the zoo to tell us which animals have been affected by the northern lights and which ones are unchanged. That seems important to know. What if the rhinos are all running in a big circle right now.
January 19, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Listen we all love the Northern Lights but they’ve really outstayed their welcome. I’m getting sick of them now.
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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750th Enoch Burke arrest without Fungie. Always the hardest.
January 19, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I’m in the cinema now I’ll give yous a clue what I’m about to see
January 17, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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the main reason irish people are thriving in hollywood so much rn is because they overcorrect the issue of iphone face
January 17, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Give the dagger to Matthew, frame him as in a corner giving it to himself and watch him vote twice for Jade. Then murder James, everyone else can be manipulated by Stephen except maybe Faraaz. #TheTraitors
January 17, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Any name that feels too old for a baby can be given to a dog. Would I call a baby Vincent or Vernon or Roger? No. But would they make a good whimsical name for a Pomeranian? Absolutely.
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I know they have to pick Faraaz. It’s the right thing to do strategically. Oh god #TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM