Ciara Knight
@ciara.bsky.social
Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6.
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Sixth Pancake Tuesday without Fungie. Always the hardest.
February 17, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Sixth Pancake Tuesday without Fungie. Always the hardest.
Do you mind if I smoke
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Do you mind if I smoke
Is it just me or is the pick n mix kinda giving Saddam Hussein’s hiding place?
February 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Is it just me or is the pick n mix kinda giving Saddam Hussein’s hiding place?
Opened a jar containing a loose egg on the train and created an argument between the couple in front over who farted. Happy Valentine’s Day x
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Opened a jar containing a loose egg on the train and created an argument between the couple in front over who farted. Happy Valentine’s Day x
Wishing a very happy birthday to the stranger whose ID I have memorised until the end of time
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Wishing a very happy birthday to the stranger whose ID I have memorised until the end of time
His friends call him Solstice
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
His friends call him Solstice
Asked my hairdresser if she ever considered entering the Olympics for curling and she earnestly said no so I guess I’ll be having a quick nightcap of bleach before bed tonight x
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Asked my hairdresser if she ever considered entering the Olympics for curling and she earnestly said no so I guess I’ll be having a quick nightcap of bleach before bed tonight x
Emerald Fennell getting a little too cocky for someone whose name means Green Herb
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Emerald Fennell getting a little too cocky for someone whose name means Green Herb
Sometimes the lowest hanging fruit is the tastiest one x
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Sometimes the lowest hanging fruit is the tastiest one x
Confident I’m the first person in my bloodline to see an indie film at an art house cinema in Hackney while eating turmeric and manuka honey flavoured popcorn
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Confident I’m the first person in my bloodline to see an indie film at an art house cinema in Hackney while eating turmeric and manuka honey flavoured popcorn
Her range is unstoppable
February 7, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Her range is unstoppable
Really hope the movie is bad so my Letterboxd review can be ‘More like Wuthering Shites’ and it’ll get two likes but that’ll be enough for me
February 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Really hope the movie is bad so my Letterboxd review can be ‘More like Wuthering Shites’ and it’ll get two likes but that’ll be enough for me
Unfortunately bet into #BeastGames and have nicknamed one of them Protein Stath Lets Flats
February 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Unfortunately bet into #BeastGames and have nicknamed one of them Protein Stath Lets Flats
First moderately deaf member of the PPU without Fungie. Always the hardest.
Peppa Pig’s younger brother, George has been diagnosed as moderately deaf.
New Peppa Pig shorts will follow the family’s experiences leading up to George’s diagnosis and the first-ever episode told from George’s audio perspective.
Starting on February 6th.
New Peppa Pig shorts will follow the family’s experiences leading up to George’s diagnosis and the first-ever episode told from George’s audio perspective.
Starting on February 6th.
February 5, 2026 at 9:09 AM
First moderately deaf member of the PPU without Fungie. Always the hardest.
I call it Spencer & Marks sometimes just to feel something yes I fear my joie de vivre has left and will never return why you ask
February 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I call it Spencer & Marks sometimes just to feel something yes I fear my joie de vivre has left and will never return why you ask
If you watch it again but it’s not quite as good it’s called Reheated Rivalry
February 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
If you watch it again but it’s not quite as good it’s called Reheated Rivalry
Reposted by Ciara Knight
Saint Brigid loved a bargain. She was always buying Imbolc.
January 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Saint Brigid loved a bargain. She was always buying Imbolc.
St Brigid’s Day is the one day a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 AM
St Brigid’s Day is the one day a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it
Thanks so much for all the kind messages today♥️ Really means a lot. And if you haven’t heard yet - yes it’s true. I changed the hoover bag!!
January 28, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Thanks so much for all the kind messages today♥️ Really means a lot. And if you haven’t heard yet - yes it’s true. I changed the hoover bag!!
Chemists should do a Too Good To Go bag. Lip balm, lil pick n mix of antibiotics, face masks and such like. I could be happy.
January 27, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Chemists should do a Too Good To Go bag. Lip balm, lil pick n mix of antibiotics, face masks and such like. I could be happy.
Tryna hide the bags under my eyes with concealer
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Tryna hide the bags under my eyes with concealer
So many A$AP Rocky song titles tell the tale of a good Catholic wedding
January 23, 2026 at 12:21 PM
So many A$AP Rocky song titles tell the tale of a good Catholic wedding
When I worked for a female-focused lifestyle website many years ago I made a meme that said 'I'm not doing dry January until the weather starts 🤪' and unfortunately it absolutely killed like the engagement was off the charts 😔 anyway thinking of those 'Ugh so true' huns today x
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 PM
When I worked for a female-focused lifestyle website many years ago I made a meme that said 'I'm not doing dry January until the weather starts 🤪' and unfortunately it absolutely killed like the engagement was off the charts 😔 anyway thinking of those 'Ugh so true' huns today x
Prue has stepped down. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Prue has stepped down. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @
My friend Éimhear broke her Fimhear 😔
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 PM
My friend Éimhear broke her Fimhear 😔