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kelly
@earley.bsky.social
angel investor and pathological liar

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some day there’s going to be teenagers who are vicariously nostalgic cause they missed out on huaraches
December 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i’m sitting outside connolly station and three teenagers in tracksuits just walked by me and one of them said: “right so the first thing we need to do is listen to a few Picture This songs so we figure out what they wear”
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
i saw a guy wearing an IDF hat outside of phibsboro shopping centre today...
December 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i love LA is much funnier than i expected idk why ppl were being haters
December 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I again urge you to ask which is more likely: that millions of members of the public have gone insane, or that a comparatively tiny number of people at the heart of media and politics - who all know each other and often work together - have driven *themselves and each other* crazy.
As previously noted, below:
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
they should introduce a new thing for stephen’s day sales where the people who queue up for shops like brown thomas fall down a trap door into a pit once they step inside the shop
December 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
using the virgin media player for the first time and my god the amount of gambling ads is actually outrageous
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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No longer calling for a one sided grown up mature debate around emptying the public purse to the military industrial complex now the overwhelming majority of Irish people who oppose are pussies.
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
staying hydrated because every glass of water i have is one that chatgpt can’t have
December 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
my italian coworker just dropped the words "mussolini's granddaughter blocked me on twitter" into a casual sentence and moved on from it without seeing any need to offer an explanation for that story
December 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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British Quakers are refusing room bookings from terfs as policy.
If you were waiting for an org to stand up for LGBTQIA+ rights, and unflinchingly withstand bullying and lawfare, here you go, friends.
Good luck to the raging bigots, they'll get nowhere with threats.
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
are we supposed to believe Marty Supreme was happening in the same timeline as Carol
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
if the government are not going to do anything about the housing crisis can they please at least introduce a special type of statutory leave for people in dire situations w/ housing insecurity
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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often when i listen to the irish times politics podcast (masochism) i hear them frame the housing crisis as somehow linked to immigration, too

the housing crisis is one of ff&fg for *decades* treating houses as investments for the rich to squeeze money from, not homes for people to comfortably live
Once again, if you believe that FF&FG would only love to give us a well-resourced, world beating welfare state but it’s just those pesky immigrants won’t let them, you are a gobshite. You have a loyalty card with your local bridge salesman. You were, in fact, born yesterday.
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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#speirgorm if you are in the Clonliffe Road area please keep an eye out for our lovely former foster boy Ernie
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Guys Ernie is still missing, he's the sweetest little boy who enjoys the company of humans. If you see him around Richmond Road/Clonliffe Road, please call his mam on 0892533727🙏🏽
Here's a couple more. Please keep an eye out for this sweetie. 😭😭
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
drag name: Ivy F
let's get (morning) sickening
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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You've heard of Secret Santa but @earley.bsky.social's sister is a Sneaky Santa! 🎅🏻

Thanks Karen for helping @elaineburke.bsky.social bring a bit of a trick or treat spirit to Christmas. 😆
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i got played
You've heard of Secret Santa but @earley.bsky.social's sister is a Sneaky Santa! 🎅🏻

Thanks Karen for helping @elaineburke.bsky.social bring a bit of a trick or treat spirit to Christmas. 😆
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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If you're considering getting some games for yourself, friends or family over the festive season - particularly with the steam winter sale happening in a couple of days - this is a great resource for checking out games from Ireland #SpéirGorm

store.steampowered.com/curator/4145...
Steam Curator: Games From Ireland
Games developed in the Republic of Ireland, Northern Ireland, from Irish creators, or playable in the Irish language (Gaeilge).
store.steampowered.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
OPINION | Kelly Earley: 'What would happen if a Wingstop opened in Shannon Airport?'
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I want to be paid money to write fanfiction in the paper of record about Russia invading Ireland
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Cullinane stood up in the Dáil and said some stuff that indicated that he doesn't support trans healthcare for adolescents or informed consent so it's not all great what's coming from him. SFs record on trans healthcare in the north is abysmal
Irish Government’s failure on trans healthcare laid bare as waiting list closes

Sinn Féin spokesperson on Health, has said that the decision to stop accepting new patients onto the National Gender Service waiting list is a stark admission of failure and proof that the current system has collapsed
Government’s failure on trans healthcare laid bare as waiting list closes – David Cullinane TD - Sinn Féin
Sinn Féin spokesperson on Health, David Cullinane TD, has said that the decision to stop accepting new patients onto the National Gender Service waiting list is a stark admission of failure and proof ...
sinnfein.ie
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM