Imagine you got hit by a car and died and your loved ones checked your phone and the last thing you were listening to was the Kaiser Chiefs.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Imagine you got hit by a car and died and your loved ones checked your phone and the last thing you were listening to was the Kaiser Chiefs.
I hope my son eventually grows out of screaming before he falls asleep it will be embarrassing is he's still doing it when he's 46
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I hope my son eventually grows out of screaming before he falls asleep it will be embarrassing is he's still doing it when he's 46
You're telling me Frankenstein is a doctor?! That big smelly green dead guy?!
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You're telling me Frankenstein is a doctor?! That big smelly green dead guy?!
This is how bad things are on Twitter now even this got no likes
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is how bad things are on Twitter now even this got no likes
Trying to learn piano by writing the worst music ever on a tiny midi keyboard
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Trying to learn piano by writing the worst music ever on a tiny midi keyboard
Thank you Sunday Times
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Thank you Sunday Times
A GREAT Visor to the Criterion Closet today from Shane Clifford! 💫
Shanes picks:
Jaws 3
She's All That
Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom
Getting Even with Dad
Dunston Checks In
Ernest Goes To Jail
Shanes picks:
Jaws 3
She's All That
Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom
Getting Even with Dad
Dunston Checks In
Ernest Goes To Jail
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A GREAT Visor to the Criterion Closet today from Shane Clifford! 💫
Shanes picks:
Jaws 3
She's All That
Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom
Getting Even with Dad
Dunston Checks In
Ernest Goes To Jail
Shanes picks:
Jaws 3
She's All That
Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom
Getting Even with Dad
Dunston Checks In
Ernest Goes To Jail
The saddest part of the "But doc I AM Pagliacci!" joke is that the doctor signed him into a psychiatric ward cause he wasn't actually Pagliacci the Clown. He was a plasterer named Jim.
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The saddest part of the "But doc I AM Pagliacci!" joke is that the doctor signed him into a psychiatric ward cause he wasn't actually Pagliacci the Clown. He was a plasterer named Jim.
Seeing the sights in Liverpool a dream come true for any Beatles Fan
October 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Seeing the sights in Liverpool a dream come true for any Beatles Fan
Goodnight everyone
October 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Goodnight everyone
Can't believe Catherine Connolly posted about my show tonight 😊
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Can't believe Catherine Connolly posted about my show tonight 😊
On a bus in West Cork and let me tell you things are getting crazy down here. First I drove past a spar with an Apache pizza in it and then about 30 mins later I saw a Lidl with a Domino's. Wtf is going on
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
On a bus in West Cork and let me tell you things are getting crazy down here. First I drove past a spar with an Apache pizza in it and then about 30 mins later I saw a Lidl with a Domino's. Wtf is going on
Guy sitting across from me on the train bought four blueberry muffins from the trolley and told me his parents spirits are watching us from the end of the carriage.
October 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Guy sitting across from me on the train bought four blueberry muffins from the trolley and told me his parents spirits are watching us from the end of the carriage.
@philbraun.bsky.social
Maybe you should do Oasisthon instead
Maybe you should do Oasisthon instead
October 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
@philbraun.bsky.social
Maybe you should do Oasisthon instead
Maybe you should do Oasisthon instead
Getting depressed for a role
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Getting depressed for a role
Having a great time celebrating my first wedding anniversary today. Thanks to my dad for the pic
October 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Having a great time celebrating my first wedding anniversary today. Thanks to my dad for the pic
Writing a musical version of Cormac McCarthys Child of God
October 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Writing a musical version of Cormac McCarthys Child of God
@joeltemperlane.bsky.social easy money
October 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
@joeltemperlane.bsky.social easy money
Reposted by Shane Clifford
Last tickets on sale for the Dublin debut of my new show this weekend in Vicar Street. I am buying sandpaper. I am sanding my show to perfection. You can get a ticket here: www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/11521...
October 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Last tickets on sale for the Dublin debut of my new show this weekend in Vicar Street. I am buying sandpaper. I am sanding my show to perfection. You can get a ticket here: www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/11521...
Moms of blue sky when did you first start to notice signs that your baby was a communist?
October 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Moms of blue sky when did you first start to notice signs that your baby was a communist?
I heard the reason they divorced is because Nicole Kidman cheated on Keith Urban with a guy called Dave Rural
September 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I heard the reason they divorced is because Nicole Kidman cheated on Keith Urban with a guy called Dave Rural
"How about those Knicks?!"
September 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"How about those Knicks?!"
I'm just gonna say it. There's too many Americans in town
September 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm just gonna say it. There's too many Americans in town
Family day ❤️😍
September 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Family day ❤️😍