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Shane Clifford
@brilliantshane.bsky.social
Stand Up Comedy
Nothing worse than a ticket inspector who likes his job
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 AM
When your wife and her boyfriend leave with the Cuck Chair so you have to stand in the corner of the room on your own. #sad
February 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
@jaymilton.bsky.social thats cute jay
February 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Reposted by Shane Clifford
February 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Reposted by Shane Clifford
The Twp Johnnies Onion Rings
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Reposted by Shane Clifford
This is the content I'm here for, Shane. And a fine ambassador for Johnny Onion Rings.
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Everything I ate on the train from Tralee to mallow a thread :

1. A pack of Johnny Onion Rings
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Must be a lot of confusion at the mobster wedding when the Gen Z associates start openly bragging about their body counts
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
There probably some billionaire reading the Epstein files and realizing all his friends were going to secret parties without telling him
February 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
The Weimar Republic looked like some laugh in Fairness
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Just took half a Nytol. See you Wednesday
January 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Anyone else think David Lynch is kinda.....weird?
January 24, 2026 at 6:43 PM
People are upset because Donald Trump has left WHO but don't worry, Pete Townshend and Roger Daltry are still in it and they're really the main ones 👍
January 23, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Guaranteed she'll be back on Twitter within 24 hours
January 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I'm sure you're all eager to know my favourite and least favourite Ms Rachel songs

Best : I'm So Happy

Worst: 3 Little Ants Go Marching In A Line
January 20, 2026 at 6:45 PM
How do Sleaford Mods get away with it
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Who do you think is more beautiful me or Emma Stone? Be honest
January 13, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Bursting for a piss.
January 12, 2026 at 3:45 PM
The Three Degrees : "When will I see you again?, When will we share prescious moments?"

Me: Next Sunday. You could have just text me, you didn't have to write a song about it

I really lost faith in this post about 2/3rd of the way through typing it out
January 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
@oldfriend99.bsky.social hey I just realized he should have been called Robert WadHIGH. Thought you'd enjoy this.
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Me in Spar thinking existentially
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Everyone here is raving over my new haircut!
January 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Just read the Wikipedia for Butternut Squash and it says it was created in 1940. What kind of a psycho invents a fruit
January 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I started working as a shelf stacker in Tesco and after a few years I worked my way up to Fruit + Veg manager.
Wore a suit, made a lot of money, had a girlfriend.
Then I started getting careless. Made a mistake and cost them thousands.
Within months I was pushing trolleys.
A bit like the film Tar
January 6, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Tralees most haunted place
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM