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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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It's crazy that the US has the nearly the same rate of road traffic deaths per 100,000 people as India, Brazil and China. It does worse than Indonesia and Mexico. Wow!
Neat stuff from @ashendruk.com's excellent new newsletter www.not-ship.com/huh-apparent...
Neat stuff from @ashendruk.com's excellent new newsletter www.not-ship.com/huh-apparent...
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It's crazy that the US has the nearly the same rate of road traffic deaths per 100,000 people as India, Brazil and China. It does worse than Indonesia and Mexico. Wow!
Neat stuff from @ashendruk.com's excellent new newsletter www.not-ship.com/huh-apparent...
Neat stuff from @ashendruk.com's excellent new newsletter www.not-ship.com/huh-apparent...
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1. Some good news at last. This week’s column is about the amazing thing a couple of us stumbled into three years ago, which we’ve now developed into a global research programme. It doesn’t change everything, of course, but it could help change quite a lot. + 🧵 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Over a pint in Oxford, we may have stumbled upon the holy grail of agriculture | George Monbiot
I knew that a revolution in our understanding of soil could change the world. Then came a eureka moment – and the birth of the Earth Rover Program, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
1. Some good news at last. This week’s column is about the amazing thing a couple of us stumbled into three years ago, which we’ve now developed into a global research programme. It doesn’t change everything, of course, but it could help change quite a lot. + 🧵 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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“You have beautiful hair,” she whispers. “You sell to me?”
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“You have beautiful hair,” she whispers. “You sell to me?”
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Win every food fight by throwing dense frozen items.
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Win every food fight by throwing dense frozen items.
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*takes long drag of cigarette*
floor’s lava, kid. always has been.
floor’s lava, kid. always has been.
June 4, 2024 at 1:50 PM
*takes long drag of cigarette*
floor’s lava, kid. always has been.
floor’s lava, kid. always has been.
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beef stew is short for beef stewart
January 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
beef stew is short for beef stewart
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Best Pixies cover I’ve ever heard
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Best Pixies cover I’ve ever heard
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As your bowling alley manager, I ask you to come, my children. Come and partake of the communal shoe.
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
As your bowling alley manager, I ask you to come, my children. Come and partake of the communal shoe.
Save the Whales. But Save the Microbes, Too. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/s...
Save the Whales. But Save the Microbes, Too.
www.nytimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Save the Whales. But Save the Microbes, Too. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/s...
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See some of the winning and honored images from this year’s photomicrography competition—and try to guess what each image is showing before reading the caption.
Photographing the Microscopic: Winners of Nikon Small World 2025
Some of the incredible winning and honored images from this year’s photomicrography competition, selected from nearly 2,000 entries. See if you can guess what each image is showing before reading the caption.
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October 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
See some of the winning and honored images from this year’s photomicrography competition—and try to guess what each image is showing before reading the caption.
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ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me
MAN: *tambourine noise*
ME: great
MAN: *tambourine noise*
ME: great
July 23, 2023 at 5:20 PM
ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me
MAN: *tambourine noise*
ME: great
MAN: *tambourine noise*
ME: great
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Pronouncing labubu like I’m Jafar from Aladdin.
August 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Pronouncing labubu like I’m Jafar from Aladdin.
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waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
December 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
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A tissue box dispenser for cold cuts.
September 8, 2023 at 3:36 PM
A tissue box dispenser for cold cuts.
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before you use an air conditioner you have to use an air shampoo
July 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
before you use an air conditioner you have to use an air shampoo
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Nice wafel you have there, it would be a real shame if someone were to... STROOP IT!
June 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Nice wafel you have there, it would be a real shame if someone were to... STROOP IT!
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"Morning, Jim!"
"Hey, Tom."
"Hey, Tom."
June 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"Morning, Jim!"
"Hey, Tom."
"Hey, Tom."
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GLORIA ESTEFAN: turn the beat around
DRUMMER: let me see what i can do
GLORIA ESTEFAN: turn it upside down
DRUMMER: bitch wtf
DRUMMER: let me see what i can do
GLORIA ESTEFAN: turn it upside down
DRUMMER: bitch wtf
May 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
GLORIA ESTEFAN: turn the beat around
DRUMMER: let me see what i can do
GLORIA ESTEFAN: turn it upside down
DRUMMER: bitch wtf
DRUMMER: let me see what i can do
GLORIA ESTEFAN: turn it upside down
DRUMMER: bitch wtf
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[trying to open a packet of hotdogs but I can't because I refuse to slow down on my run]
May 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
[trying to open a packet of hotdogs but I can't because I refuse to slow down on my run]
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I always carry a spare eggroll in an ankle holster in case of emergencies. And if that doesn't work, there's a second eggroll taped to my back
May 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I always carry a spare eggroll in an ankle holster in case of emergencies. And if that doesn't work, there's a second eggroll taped to my back
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Hard work. Friday. Good morning Blue Sky
May 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Hard work. Friday. Good morning Blue Sky