Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode)
@probgobl.in
I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.
Pinned
If the Santa doesn't have gold fringe he can't actually find you legally naughty.
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If the Santa doesn't have gold fringe he can't actually find you legally naughty.
The judge ordered that a guy has to "Dog Whisperer" me for the next 90 days. Every time I leave the house a dude follows me around and punches me in the neck if I make eye contact with anyone. It sucks.
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The judge ordered that a guy has to "Dog Whisperer" me for the next 90 days. Every time I leave the house a dude follows me around and punches me in the neck if I make eye contact with anyone. It sucks.
Nice Orchestral Manoeuvres you got there. It would be a real shame if someone were to... In The Dark them!
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nice Orchestral Manoeuvres you got there. It would be a real shame if someone were to... In The Dark them!
I have released three nude and greased up rockabilly guys into city hall. Should my demands not be met, more greasy rockabilly mayhem will be unleashed against the city.
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I have released three nude and greased up rockabilly guys into city hall. Should my demands not be met, more greasy rockabilly mayhem will be unleashed against the city.
The arrow of time travels travels in one direction and that is towards our grave, playboy.
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The arrow of time travels travels in one direction and that is towards our grave, playboy.
I'm watching the documentary about that guy who dedicated his entire life to killing Clifford, the big red dog, because no one explained what books were to him. Sad story, but fascinating.
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm watching the documentary about that guy who dedicated his entire life to killing Clifford, the big red dog, because no one explained what books were to him. Sad story, but fascinating.
The good news is that NASA finally called me back.
The bad news is they are dipping me in chrome and welding me to the nose of a rocket as a kind of ornament. They were clear this had no scientific value and will not further humanity's understanding of anything and that I do not get to opt out.
The bad news is they are dipping me in chrome and welding me to the nose of a rocket as a kind of ornament. They were clear this had no scientific value and will not further humanity's understanding of anything and that I do not get to opt out.
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The good news is that NASA finally called me back.
The bad news is they are dipping me in chrome and welding me to the nose of a rocket as a kind of ornament. They were clear this had no scientific value and will not further humanity's understanding of anything and that I do not get to opt out.
The bad news is they are dipping me in chrome and welding me to the nose of a rocket as a kind of ornament. They were clear this had no scientific value and will not further humanity's understanding of anything and that I do not get to opt out.
"This is just like the prisoner's dilemma," I think, as I'm devoured by some weird ball thing for your entertainment.
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"This is just like the prisoner's dilemma," I think, as I'm devoured by some weird ball thing for your entertainment.
Spilled my eggnog leaving the house and now one of my kids smells like bourbon and these old folks are not being chill about it.
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Spilled my eggnog leaving the house and now one of my kids smells like bourbon and these old folks are not being chill about it.
Building Woke 2 (a giant flaming skeleton with a scimitar named 'Pronouns') in my garage.
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Building Woke 2 (a giant flaming skeleton with a scimitar named 'Pronouns') in my garage.
They won't let me run trivia night ever since I asked if dying in a rafting accident was "beast" or not.
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
They won't let me run trivia night ever since I asked if dying in a rafting accident was "beast" or not.
Before you get any wild ideas, let me just say that's decapitating me and absorbing my powers? Cringe. That's mad cringe bro. They will laugh at you for doing that corny shit.
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Before you get any wild ideas, let me just say that's decapitating me and absorbing my powers? Cringe. That's mad cringe bro. They will laugh at you for doing that corny shit.
Everyone's a gangsta until you pull out a scroll of "Explode Horse III".
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Everyone's a gangsta until you pull out a scroll of "Explode Horse III".
I also had my "Indie Game of the Year" award revoked for "abusing AI"*.
*I did a "Reservoir Dogs" to a Dyson Smart Vacuum in a Target.
*I did a "Reservoir Dogs" to a Dyson Smart Vacuum in a Target.
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I also had my "Indie Game of the Year" award revoked for "abusing AI"*.
*I did a "Reservoir Dogs" to a Dyson Smart Vacuum in a Target.
*I did a "Reservoir Dogs" to a Dyson Smart Vacuum in a Target.
They're closing the Soupfan Forums because me and "da Stew Crew" got a little rowdy and did a drive-by on Gazpacho Steve's crib.
December 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
They're closing the Soupfan Forums because me and "da Stew Crew" got a little rowdy and did a drive-by on Gazpacho Steve's crib.
Merry Christmas, playboy. Pull up that balaclava and get that figgy pudding.
December 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Merry Christmas, playboy. Pull up that balaclava and get that figgy pudding.
Everyone at this bed and breakfast is angry at me because I hollowed out Torgo, the groundskeeper, and am wearing his remains like a smelly exoskeleton while I pretend to trim hedges and clean windows.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Everyone at this bed and breakfast is angry at me because I hollowed out Torgo, the groundskeeper, and am wearing his remains like a smelly exoskeleton while I pretend to trim hedges and clean windows.
You've all seen tattoo parlors but we're the only ones with the vision to open the world's first tattoo parkour and it fuckin' sucks. Everyone keeps jumping around so all the tattoos look like shit and hurt.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You've all seen tattoo parlors but we're the only ones with the vision to open the world's first tattoo parkour and it fuckin' sucks. Everyone keeps jumping around so all the tattoos look like shit and hurt.
Getting life changingly furious at a chain BBQ restaurant and crawling into their smoker to prove that their ribs are not special and that I too can become fall-off-the-bone tender.
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Getting life changingly furious at a chain BBQ restaurant and crawling into their smoker to prove that their ribs are not special and that I too can become fall-off-the-bone tender.
Nice gänger you have there. It would be a real shame if someone were to... DOPPEL
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Nice gänger you have there. It would be a real shame if someone were to... DOPPEL
I have a revolver, one round, and a trademark on "GravYY, the gravy for her". Ball's in your court, Sharks.
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I have a revolver, one round, and a trademark on "GravYY, the gravy for her". Ball's in your court, Sharks.
"Chat, I'm locking in," I shout as I bash open the gas pipes leading to the stove. They crumble in the dark. We haven't had light or power for three years. I hadn't seen a living soul in two.
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"Chat, I'm locking in," I shout as I bash open the gas pipes leading to the stove. They crumble in the dark. We haven't had light or power for three years. I hadn't seen a living soul in two.
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Them: this conversation is going to a dark place
Me: [nodding excitedly] the movie theater
Me: [nodding excitedly] the movie theater
June 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Them: this conversation is going to a dark place
Me: [nodding excitedly] the movie theater
Me: [nodding excitedly] the movie theater
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E.T., the desperate gnome, came to Earth to observe our diseases
May 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
E.T., the desperate gnome, came to Earth to observe our diseases
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its so goated when the pleasure is all mine
May 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
its so goated when the pleasure is all mine