Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode)
@probgobl.in
I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.
Pinned
Dudes wok.
Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner
February 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Dudes wok.
These zoomer ghouls are the worst. "Lemme hold all your skin", absolutely not! That's my skin you little dipshit.
Go back to your barrow that smells like Baja Blast™ and X-Boxes that aren't properly ventilated.
Go back to your barrow that smells like Baja Blast™ and X-Boxes that aren't properly ventilated.
January 27, 2026 at 3:48 AM
These zoomer ghouls are the worst. "Lemme hold all your skin", absolutely not! That's my skin you little dipshit.
Go back to your barrow that smells like Baja Blast™ and X-Boxes that aren't properly ventilated.
Go back to your barrow that smells like Baja Blast™ and X-Boxes that aren't properly ventilated.
Gilbert and Warner SALUTE
4 local PD SUVs
Uniformed officers/ICE interviewing people/ getting yelled at by protesters
South Side of building
Cops dressed normal, ICE in tac gear
17:55 local
ICE just drove off in a silver Titan 4x4 AZ plates
4 local PD SUVs
Uniformed officers/ICE interviewing people/ getting yelled at by protesters
South Side of building
Cops dressed normal, ICE in tac gear
17:55 local
ICE just drove off in a silver Titan 4x4 AZ plates
#BREAKING: Homeland Security and U.S. Customs and Border Protection are investigating Zipps Sports Grill locations around the Valley. ABC15 has confirmed that search warrants have been executed at multiple locations this afternoon. STORY: https://tinyurl.com/yuj3paws
January 27, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Gilbert and Warner SALUTE
4 local PD SUVs
Uniformed officers/ICE interviewing people/ getting yelled at by protesters
South Side of building
Cops dressed normal, ICE in tac gear
17:55 local
ICE just drove off in a silver Titan 4x4 AZ plates
4 local PD SUVs
Uniformed officers/ICE interviewing people/ getting yelled at by protesters
South Side of building
Cops dressed normal, ICE in tac gear
17:55 local
ICE just drove off in a silver Titan 4x4 AZ plates
Scott "Scottbert" Adams passed away peacefully this morning trying to recreate that video of a chimp peeing into its own mouth. Ivermectin cured his cancer mid attempt and his now superhuman prostate "power streamed" his piss through his skull like a hydraulic saw.
He is survived by: everyone else.
He is survived by: everyone else.
January 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Scott "Scottbert" Adams passed away peacefully this morning trying to recreate that video of a chimp peeing into its own mouth. Ivermectin cured his cancer mid attempt and his now superhuman prostate "power streamed" his piss through his skull like a hydraulic saw.
He is survived by: everyone else.
He is survived by: everyone else.
Throngus, the wise uncle: One day, you too will understand why the past feels as a distant country.
Me, absentmindedly nodding along because I'm wondering if anyone still plays "Quake III: Arena": Yep, Pastsylvania.
Me, absentmindedly nodding along because I'm wondering if anyone still plays "Quake III: Arena": Yep, Pastsylvania.
January 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Throngus, the wise uncle: One day, you too will understand why the past feels as a distant country.
Me, absentmindedly nodding along because I'm wondering if anyone still plays "Quake III: Arena": Yep, Pastsylvania.
Me, absentmindedly nodding along because I'm wondering if anyone still plays "Quake III: Arena": Yep, Pastsylvania.
I put the videos of Renee Good's murder side by side and the timeline seems to be:
1. He gets made fun of (0:18-0:24)
2. Transfer his phone to his off hand to draw his weapon (0:25)
3. Car starts moving (0:38)
4. He murders her (0:41)
Nothing graphic in the videos themselves but... you know.
1. He gets made fun of (0:18-0:24)
2. Transfer his phone to his off hand to draw his weapon (0:25)
3. Car starts moving (0:38)
4. He murders her (0:41)
Nothing graphic in the videos themselves but... you know.
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I put the videos of Renee Good's murder side by side and the timeline seems to be:
1. He gets made fun of (0:18-0:24)
2. Transfer his phone to his off hand to draw his weapon (0:25)
3. Car starts moving (0:38)
4. He murders her (0:41)
Nothing graphic in the videos themselves but... you know.
1. He gets made fun of (0:18-0:24)
2. Transfer his phone to his off hand to draw his weapon (0:25)
3. Car starts moving (0:38)
4. He murders her (0:41)
Nothing graphic in the videos themselves but... you know.
If the Santa doesn't have gold fringe he can't actually find you legally naughty.
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If the Santa doesn't have gold fringe he can't actually find you legally naughty.
The judge ordered that a guy has to "Dog Whisperer" me for the next 90 days. Every time I leave the house a dude follows me around and punches me in the neck if I make eye contact with anyone. It sucks.
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The judge ordered that a guy has to "Dog Whisperer" me for the next 90 days. Every time I leave the house a dude follows me around and punches me in the neck if I make eye contact with anyone. It sucks.
Nice Orchestral Manoeuvres you got there. It would be a real shame if someone were to... In The Dark them!
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nice Orchestral Manoeuvres you got there. It would be a real shame if someone were to... In The Dark them!
I have released three nude and greased up rockabilly guys into city hall. Should my demands not be met, more greasy rockabilly mayhem will be unleashed against the city.
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I have released three nude and greased up rockabilly guys into city hall. Should my demands not be met, more greasy rockabilly mayhem will be unleashed against the city.
The arrow of time travels travels in one direction and that is towards our grave, playboy.
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The arrow of time travels travels in one direction and that is towards our grave, playboy.
I'm watching the documentary about that guy who dedicated his entire life to killing Clifford, the big red dog, because no one explained what books were to him. Sad story, but fascinating.
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm watching the documentary about that guy who dedicated his entire life to killing Clifford, the big red dog, because no one explained what books were to him. Sad story, but fascinating.
The good news is that NASA finally called me back.
The bad news is they are dipping me in chrome and welding me to the nose of a rocket as a kind of ornament. They were clear this had no scientific value and will not further humanity's understanding of anything and that I do not get to opt out.
The bad news is they are dipping me in chrome and welding me to the nose of a rocket as a kind of ornament. They were clear this had no scientific value and will not further humanity's understanding of anything and that I do not get to opt out.
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The good news is that NASA finally called me back.
The bad news is they are dipping me in chrome and welding me to the nose of a rocket as a kind of ornament. They were clear this had no scientific value and will not further humanity's understanding of anything and that I do not get to opt out.
The bad news is they are dipping me in chrome and welding me to the nose of a rocket as a kind of ornament. They were clear this had no scientific value and will not further humanity's understanding of anything and that I do not get to opt out.
"This is just like the prisoner's dilemma," I think, as I'm devoured by some weird ball thing for your entertainment.
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"This is just like the prisoner's dilemma," I think, as I'm devoured by some weird ball thing for your entertainment.
Spilled my eggnog leaving the house and now one of my kids smells like bourbon and these old folks are not being chill about it.
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Spilled my eggnog leaving the house and now one of my kids smells like bourbon and these old folks are not being chill about it.
Building Woke 2 (a giant flaming skeleton with a scimitar named 'Pronouns') in my garage.
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Building Woke 2 (a giant flaming skeleton with a scimitar named 'Pronouns') in my garage.
They won't let me run trivia night ever since I asked if dying in a rafting accident was "beast" or not.
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
They won't let me run trivia night ever since I asked if dying in a rafting accident was "beast" or not.
Before you get any wild ideas, let me just say that's decapitating me and absorbing my powers? Cringe. That's mad cringe bro. They will laugh at you for doing that corny shit.
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Before you get any wild ideas, let me just say that's decapitating me and absorbing my powers? Cringe. That's mad cringe bro. They will laugh at you for doing that corny shit.
Everyone's a gangsta until you pull out a scroll of "Explode Horse III".
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Everyone's a gangsta until you pull out a scroll of "Explode Horse III".
I also had my "Indie Game of the Year" award revoked for "abusing AI"*.
*I did a "Reservoir Dogs" to a Dyson Smart Vacuum in a Target.
*I did a "Reservoir Dogs" to a Dyson Smart Vacuum in a Target.
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I also had my "Indie Game of the Year" award revoked for "abusing AI"*.
*I did a "Reservoir Dogs" to a Dyson Smart Vacuum in a Target.
*I did a "Reservoir Dogs" to a Dyson Smart Vacuum in a Target.
They're closing the Soupfan Forums because me and "da Stew Crew" got a little rowdy and did a drive-by on Gazpacho Steve's crib.
December 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
They're closing the Soupfan Forums because me and "da Stew Crew" got a little rowdy and did a drive-by on Gazpacho Steve's crib.
Merry Christmas, playboy. Pull up that balaclava and get that figgy pudding.
December 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Merry Christmas, playboy. Pull up that balaclava and get that figgy pudding.
Everyone at this bed and breakfast is angry at me because I hollowed out Torgo, the groundskeeper, and am wearing his remains like a smelly exoskeleton while I pretend to trim hedges and clean windows.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Everyone at this bed and breakfast is angry at me because I hollowed out Torgo, the groundskeeper, and am wearing his remains like a smelly exoskeleton while I pretend to trim hedges and clean windows.
You've all seen tattoo parlors but we're the only ones with the vision to open the world's first tattoo parkour and it fuckin' sucks. Everyone keeps jumping around so all the tattoos look like shit and hurt.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You've all seen tattoo parlors but we're the only ones with the vision to open the world's first tattoo parkour and it fuckin' sucks. Everyone keeps jumping around so all the tattoos look like shit and hurt.
Getting life changingly furious at a chain BBQ restaurant and crawling into their smoker to prove that their ribs are not special and that I too can become fall-off-the-bone tender.
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Getting life changingly furious at a chain BBQ restaurant and crawling into their smoker to prove that their ribs are not special and that I too can become fall-off-the-bone tender.