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Day 22 of my #AdventCalendar
[sound up]
(An extra bonus for today’s advent calendar is that it teaches you 'Maaaate' and 'Fuck!' in Penguin)
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(An extra bonus for today’s advent calendar is that it teaches you 'Maaaate' and 'Fuck!' in Penguin)
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Day 22 of my #AdventCalendar
[sound up]
(An extra bonus for today’s advent calendar is that it teaches you 'Maaaate' and 'Fuck!' in Penguin)
[sound up]
(An extra bonus for today’s advent calendar is that it teaches you 'Maaaate' and 'Fuck!' in Penguin)
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feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
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[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
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Do you think George Michael died on Christmas Day so you could avoid him? Grow up
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Do you think George Michael died on Christmas Day so you could avoid him? Grow up
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
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there is no i in team but there is a u in fuck
November 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
there is no i in team but there is a u in fuck
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My signature wrestling move:
August 24, 2023 at 3:57 AM
My signature wrestling move:
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(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys
September 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys
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🎵 it's the i of the tiger, with a g to the right
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
August 28, 2023 at 3:46 PM
🎵 it's the i of the tiger, with a g to the right
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
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Almost half of mariachi bands end in divorciachi.
August 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Almost half of mariachi bands end in divorciachi.
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going back to my old doctor after this whole Pagliacci debacle even though i know he's just gonna tell me to put the lime in the coconut again
November 30, 2024 at 11:49 PM
going back to my old doctor after this whole Pagliacci debacle even though i know he's just gonna tell me to put the lime in the coconut again
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Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
July 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
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Look at his face. The absolute goblin's going to do it again the second you put him back down.
Tortoise rescued after starting fire in south London flat
Tortoise rescued after starting fire in south London flat
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July 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Look at his face. The absolute goblin's going to do it again the second you put him back down.
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I don't want to be provocative or anything, but this is a curious way to say the words "Bruce Forsyth with Play Your Cards Right"
June 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I don't want to be provocative or anything, but this is a curious way to say the words "Bruce Forsyth with Play Your Cards Right"
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everytime Mr Magoo toddles away from a near brush with death, the malignant force from final destination claims another life in recompense
June 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
everytime Mr Magoo toddles away from a near brush with death, the malignant force from final destination claims another life in recompense
Catching up with Severance like “the innies are outies!!!”
January 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Catching up with Severance like “the innies are outies!!!”
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I would actually like a little bit of sleep before Brooklyn
January 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I would actually like a little bit of sleep before Brooklyn
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Dry Jan is what I call your mum
January 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Dry Jan is what I call your mum
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Tonight Bjúgnakrækir (Sausage Swiper), the 9th of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He hides in the rafters and steals sausages that are hung up there for smoking.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
December 19, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Tonight Bjúgnakrækir (Sausage Swiper), the 9th of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He hides in the rafters and steals sausages that are hung up there for smoking.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
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A song to remind me of the most useful phrases I have learnt from Italian Duolingo. (Sound up)
November 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
A song to remind me of the most useful phrases I have learnt from Italian Duolingo. (Sound up)