Nick Leonard
@nickdammit.bsky.social
Artist, comedian, writer, drag queen, bum.
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For 18 months, I had to keep the secret that I didn't just voice The Flying Dutchman in the SpongeBob movie, but I also played him in live-action sequences. The hours it took flew by thanks to superb makeup artists Gage Munster & Marcel Banks who were both so kind AND hilarious. 🤣 Thanks fellas! 🙏
January 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
For 18 months, I had to keep the secret that I didn't just voice The Flying Dutchman in the SpongeBob movie, but I also played him in live-action sequences. The hours it took flew by thanks to superb makeup artists Gage Munster & Marcel Banks who were both so kind AND hilarious. 🤣 Thanks fellas! 🙏
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Some commissions are just plain fun!
January 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Some commissions are just plain fun!
Abby is very tolerant of my home decorating ideas
January 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Abby is very tolerant of my home decorating ideas
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I rely on my daily meditation practice to quiet my mind and judge people who don't meditate
January 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I rely on my daily meditation practice to quiet my mind and judge people who don't meditate
SF Bay Area friends and enemies!! Come see me this Friday, 9:00 pm at the Lost Church in North Beach, kicking off Sketchfest doing standup with an amazing bunch of comics!! Grab your tickets now!
sched.co/2BR0b
sched.co/2BR0b
January 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
SF Bay Area friends and enemies!! Come see me this Friday, 9:00 pm at the Lost Church in North Beach, kicking off Sketchfest doing standup with an amazing bunch of comics!! Grab your tickets now!
sched.co/2BR0b
sched.co/2BR0b
TONIGHT, come see me at the Groundlings! I know, short notice, but this is gonna be a great show with a gang of awesome improvisers from the Groundlings school!
Directed by Guy Stevenson
Hilarity will abound! It's only five bucks, what better you got to do?
groundlings.com/shows/spn
Directed by Guy Stevenson
Hilarity will abound! It's only five bucks, what better you got to do?
groundlings.com/shows/spn
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
TONIGHT, come see me at the Groundlings! I know, short notice, but this is gonna be a great show with a gang of awesome improvisers from the Groundlings school!
Directed by Guy Stevenson
Hilarity will abound! It's only five bucks, what better you got to do?
groundlings.com/shows/spn
Directed by Guy Stevenson
Hilarity will abound! It's only five bucks, what better you got to do?
groundlings.com/shows/spn
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
A message for you all to carry through the year
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
TONIGHT! Come see me at the Groundlings! A bunch of amazing Groundlings students and myself will be doing an all improvised holiday theme show, with the hilarious Roy Jenkins directing! $5, 7:30 p.m., come out and have some fun! It'll be awesome!
groundlings.com/shows/perfor...
groundlings.com/shows/perfor...
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
TONIGHT! Come see me at the Groundlings! A bunch of amazing Groundlings students and myself will be doing an all improvised holiday theme show, with the hilarious Roy Jenkins directing! $5, 7:30 p.m., come out and have some fun! It'll be awesome!
groundlings.com/shows/perfor...
groundlings.com/shows/perfor...
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The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
CANCELLED 60 MINUTES CECOT DOC
YouTube video by eoin higgins
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
Hey you! Come see me next Monday at the Groundlings! A bunch of amazing Groundlings students and myself will be doing an all improvised holiday theme show, with the hilarious Roy Jenkins directing! $5, 7:30 p.m., come out and have some fun! Lots of places on Melrose to have dinner, it'll be great!
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hey you! Come see me next Monday at the Groundlings! A bunch of amazing Groundlings students and myself will be doing an all improvised holiday theme show, with the hilarious Roy Jenkins directing! $5, 7:30 p.m., come out and have some fun! Lots of places on Melrose to have dinner, it'll be great!
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What a way to find out I've been paying too much for my kids' dicks and balls
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
What a way to find out I've been paying too much for my kids' dicks and balls
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
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Carl Reiner: I'm torn. Should we cast Dick Van Dyke or Johnny Carson in the lead?
Assistant (shrugs): I mean, it's called the Dick Van Dyke Show..?
Assistant (shrugs): I mean, it's called the Dick Van Dyke Show..?
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Carl Reiner: I'm torn. Should we cast Dick Van Dyke or Johnny Carson in the lead?
Assistant (shrugs): I mean, it's called the Dick Van Dyke Show..?
Assistant (shrugs): I mean, it's called the Dick Van Dyke Show..?
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There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize they have posted their last banger
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize they have posted their last banger
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leaving this photo of Ann Magnuson here for anyone who needs it
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
leaving this photo of Ann Magnuson here for anyone who needs it
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The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.
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I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.
Tonight! Tonight Friday the 14th, come support and enjoy!
This Friday November 15th, come see me at the Groundlings! I know, short notice, but this is gonna be a great show with a gang of awesome improvisers from the Groundlings school!
Directed by Harmony McElligott
Hilarity will abound!
groundlings.com/shows/spn
Directed by Harmony McElligott
Hilarity will abound!
groundlings.com/shows/spn
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Tonight! Tonight Friday the 14th, come support and enjoy!