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doc shartman
@docshartman.bsky.social
· Dec 3
I’ve lived here for years and only today noticed this /r/mildlyinfuriating post waiting to happen
Steven Universe’s main series finale was super rushed due to network meddling, but we got something incredibly rare and wonderful: an epilogue series, Steven Universe Future, which tied up everything and sent the series off beautifully
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Steven Universe’s main series finale was super rushed due to network meddling, but we got something incredibly rare and wonderful: an epilogue series, Steven Universe Future, which tied up everything and sent the series off beautifully
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isabelle would be such a beautiful name for a girl
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 AM
isabelle would be such a beautiful name for a girl
isabelle would be such a beautiful name for a girl
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 AM
isabelle would be such a beautiful name for a girl
god grant me the confidence of NYC mayoral candidate michael fucking rapaport
Did we see this? V funny.
"Born. Raised. NYC. Nothing's free. No bullsh*t. No fake grins. I'll own my mistakes, apologize when I screw up, and fight to make this city safe, affordable, and thriving... Mayor Rapaport is coming."
"Born. Raised. NYC. Nothing's free. No bullsh*t. No fake grins. I'll own my mistakes, apologize when I screw up, and fight to make this city safe, affordable, and thriving... Mayor Rapaport is coming."
Michael Rapaport is running for New York mayor in 2029 to save city from 'evil' Zohran Mamdani
Michael Rapaport has announced his candidacy for mayor of New York City, citing his desire to oppose the 'evil' Zohran Mamdani, who he believes will 'supersede all our fears.'
ew.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:21 AM
god grant me the confidence of NYC mayoral candidate michael fucking rapaport
Your honor, why though
January 6, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Your honor, why though
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me and my friends would've killed the scarlet pimpernel with hammers i'll tell you that much
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
me and my friends would've killed the scarlet pimpernel with hammers i'll tell you that much
when I mistakenly click into facebook (I know, I know) and it’s just clips of people getting devoured in monster movies
I wish I could tell the video algorithms “ok I know I keep watching this shit but please stop please no more”
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
when I mistakenly click into facebook (I know, I know) and it’s just clips of people getting devoured in monster movies
tumbledicks
weeds are cool and all, but there should be other tumblethings
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
tumbledicks
okay but seriously though. how do fucking magnets work
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
okay but seriously though. how do fucking magnets work
[freddie mercury voice] i want to throw my piss missile I want to throw my piss,
January 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
[freddie mercury voice] i want to throw my piss missile I want to throw my piss,
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the Cheesy Gordita Crunch is sort of like my mom, which of course then makes the Steak Grilled Cheese Burrito my dad
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
the Cheesy Gordita Crunch is sort of like my mom, which of course then makes the Steak Grilled Cheese Burrito my dad
the USA is chopped and unc. here's five tiktok dances you can do to support venezuela
January 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
the USA is chopped and unc. here's five tiktok dances you can do to support venezuela
this is what linda yaccarino meant when she called X the everything app
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
this is what linda yaccarino meant when she called X the everything app
congrats to Charlie Kirk on 114 days without saying anything racist
January 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
congrats to Charlie Kirk on 114 days without saying anything racist
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ground bird
(rerun)
(rerun)
January 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
ground bird
(rerun)
(rerun)
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basically this but for empire
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
basically this but for empire
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"in-n-out or jack in the box" brother i just masturbate like a normal person
January 2, 2026 at 8:12 AM
"in-n-out or jack in the box" brother i just masturbate like a normal person
"in-n-out or jack in the box" brother i just masturbate like a normal person
January 2, 2026 at 8:12 AM
"in-n-out or jack in the box" brother i just masturbate like a normal person
aw man, they're closing the cartoon network hotel :(
January 2, 2026 at 8:10 AM
aw man, they're closing the cartoon network hotel :(
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
2026 is such a dumb name for a year
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
2026 is such a dumb name for a year
chat,,
happy new year
happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 AM
chat,,
happy new year
happy new year