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doc shartman
@docshartman.bsky.social
· Dec 3
I’ve lived here for years and only today noticed this /r/mildlyinfuriating post waiting to happen
question for my fellow innies: when’s the last time you cleaned that thing out
January 30, 2026 at 5:24 AM
question for my fellow innies: when’s the last time you cleaned that thing out
pulling myself up by my own boobstraps
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 AM
pulling myself up by my own boobstraps
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just saw an ad for BIMZELX™️ i love that they’re running out of normal sounding brand names for drugs and are just stealing names from passing UFOs
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
just saw an ad for BIMZELX™️ i love that they’re running out of normal sounding brand names for drugs and are just stealing names from passing UFOs
just saw an ad for BIMZELX™️ i love that they’re running out of normal sounding brand names for drugs and are just stealing names from passing UFOs
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
just saw an ad for BIMZELX™️ i love that they’re running out of normal sounding brand names for drugs and are just stealing names from passing UFOs
does anyone want to give me $10,000
January 29, 2026 at 12:33 AM
does anyone want to give me $10,000
certainly not going to watch the melania movie but it is funny to imagine how hard it must have been to recontextualize donald as a background/tertiary figure in whatever story it tries to tell about her
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 PM
certainly not going to watch the melania movie but it is funny to imagine how hard it must have been to recontextualize donald as a background/tertiary figure in whatever story it tries to tell about her
my take on drones is they have their uses but as soon as you make one that sonic the hedgehog can’t take down in three hits you’ve lost sight of the mission
January 28, 2026 at 6:35 PM
my take on drones is they have their uses but as soon as you make one that sonic the hedgehog can’t take down in three hits you’ve lost sight of the mission
No one bonk me please but I think Ilhan Omar is one of the most beautiful women on the planet
January 28, 2026 at 3:27 AM
No one bonk me please but I think Ilhan Omar is one of the most beautiful women on the planet
holding my breath for the first dipshit chud to say she’s the violent one for winding up
I am not a body language expert but I would generally characterize this stance as, “come at me, mother fucker”
January 28, 2026 at 2:53 AM
holding my breath for the first dipshit chud to say she’s the violent one for winding up
forgot to morb when it was morbin time. I can’t promise it won’t happen again
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 AM
forgot to morb when it was morbin time. I can’t promise it won’t happen again
no AI generated slop will ever be remotely as funny as a good old fashioned Der Untergang edit
January 27, 2026 at 5:57 AM
no AI generated slop will ever be remotely as funny as a good old fashioned Der Untergang edit
it’s so cool to make cookware with handles made of material that melts if it’s remotely off center from the stovetop
January 26, 2026 at 7:55 AM
it’s so cool to make cookware with handles made of material that melts if it’s remotely off center from the stovetop
curtis yarvin seems like the kind of guy who’d reach for a coin through a sewer grate and throw a tantrum when anyone tells him to drop it if he wants his arm back
January 26, 2026 at 6:19 AM
curtis yarvin seems like the kind of guy who’d reach for a coin through a sewer grate and throw a tantrum when anyone tells him to drop it if he wants his arm back
imagine dying in a way that would make you die of embarrassment
The Trump administration has repeatedly claimed that it needs to send the military into American cities because of the unique danger faced by federal agents.
But, according to ICE's own data, the leading cause of death for agents is COVID-19.
You can read the full report here: tinyurl.com/mwc85xf5
But, according to ICE's own data, the leading cause of death for agents is COVID-19.
You can read the full report here: tinyurl.com/mwc85xf5
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
imagine dying in a way that would make you die of embarrassment
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I bet trump drops common loot, but I still got dibs
January 25, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I bet trump drops common loot, but I still got dibs
cant wait to see the full movie and watch yoshi cough up the kazoo lodged in his throat and he talks like sean penn for the remaining 70 minutes
im so glad yoshi doesnt talk thank you god
January 25, 2026 at 8:58 PM
cant wait to see the full movie and watch yoshi cough up the kazoo lodged in his throat and he talks like sean penn for the remaining 70 minutes
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ice goon standing silently in the office slowly undulating his body like he’s in the character select menu
January 25, 2026 at 9:03 AM
ice goon standing silently in the office slowly undulating his body like he’s in the character select menu
ice goon standing silently in the office slowly undulating his body like he’s in the character select menu
January 25, 2026 at 9:03 AM
ice goon standing silently in the office slowly undulating his body like he’s in the character select menu
you ever just hang out with the boys and you all start meowing at each other and spit in each others mouths, haha me either
January 24, 2026 at 11:28 AM
you ever just hang out with the boys and you all start meowing at each other and spit in each others mouths, haha me either
google, thank you,,
January 24, 2026 at 11:15 AM
google, thank you,,
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hey girl are you a Zamboni because fuck ice
January 23, 2026 at 7:08 PM
hey girl are you a Zamboni because fuck ice
a reliable source tells me Jeff Dye drinks his own piss
January 23, 2026 at 9:19 PM
a reliable source tells me Jeff Dye drinks his own piss
did we ever find out whether it’s pronounced “seen been” or “shawn bawn”
January 23, 2026 at 8:19 PM
did we ever find out whether it’s pronounced “seen been” or “shawn bawn”
hey girl are you a Zamboni because fuck ice
January 23, 2026 at 7:08 PM
hey girl are you a Zamboni because fuck ice