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doc shartman
@docshartman.bsky.social
· Dec 3
I’ve lived here for years and only today noticed this /r/mildlyinfuriating post waiting to happen
tumbledicks
weeds are cool and all, but there should be other tumblethings
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
tumbledicks
okay but seriously though. how do fucking magnets work
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
okay but seriously though. how do fucking magnets work
[freddie mercury voice] i want to throw my piss missile I want to throw my piss,
January 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
[freddie mercury voice] i want to throw my piss missile I want to throw my piss,
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the Cheesy Gordita Crunch is sort of like my mom, which of course then makes the Steak Grilled Cheese Burrito my dad
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
the Cheesy Gordita Crunch is sort of like my mom, which of course then makes the Steak Grilled Cheese Burrito my dad
the USA is chopped and unc. here's five tiktok dances you can do to support venezuela
January 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
the USA is chopped and unc. here's five tiktok dances you can do to support venezuela
this is what linda yaccarino meant when she called X the everything app
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
this is what linda yaccarino meant when she called X the everything app
congrats to Charlie Kirk on 114 days without saying anything racist
January 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
congrats to Charlie Kirk on 114 days without saying anything racist
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ground bird
(rerun)
(rerun)
January 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
ground bird
(rerun)
(rerun)
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basically this but for empire
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
basically this but for empire
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"in-n-out or jack in the box" brother i just masturbate like a normal person
January 2, 2026 at 8:12 AM
"in-n-out or jack in the box" brother i just masturbate like a normal person
"in-n-out or jack in the box" brother i just masturbate like a normal person
January 2, 2026 at 8:12 AM
"in-n-out or jack in the box" brother i just masturbate like a normal person
aw man, they're closing the cartoon network hotel :(
January 2, 2026 at 8:10 AM
aw man, they're closing the cartoon network hotel :(
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
2026 is such a dumb name for a year
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
2026 is such a dumb name for a year
chat,,
happy new year
happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 AM
chat,,
happy new year
happy new year
happy new year you maniacs ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
happy new year you maniacs ❤️
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this is the energy im bringing into 2026
December 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
this is the energy im bringing into 2026
libertarians hate AOC for stealing the acronym of their primary voting issue
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
libertarians hate AOC for stealing the acronym of their primary voting issue
[placing a capybara in the guinea pig enclosure] gentlemen. BEHOLD
December 31, 2025 at 8:45 AM
[placing a capybara in the guinea pig enclosure] gentlemen. BEHOLD
this is the energy im bringing into 2026
December 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
this is the energy im bringing into 2026
sheeeeit, RIP king
Isiah Whitlock Jr., ‘The Wire’ and ‘Veep’ Actor, Dies at 71
Isiah Whitlock Jr., a character actor best known for his roles in 'The Wire,' 'Veep' and several Spike Lee movies, has died. He was 71.
variety.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
sheeeeit, RIP king
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when she finally demonstrates what that ass do
December 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
when she finally demonstrates what that ass do