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I’ve lived here for years and only today noticed this /r/mildlyinfuriating post waiting to happen
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joyce carol oates do you like alternative rock
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
joyce carol oates do you like alternative rock
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
sometimes I miss when characters in shows/movies would do internal monologue with their voice slightly echoed. You only ever see it on Disney channel shit anymore
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
uncritical support for JCO in her battle against home depot skeletons like elon musk
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
what da
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m Jonathan Chait, welcome to Jackass [twangy guitar riff]
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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texas paul is a big streamer on Hubo. you can see all his videos on Scunch. he just did a Flingo collab with Güch1488
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I would do anything for Ross,
But i won't Douthat

(I'll see myself out)
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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I’m so sorry
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i'm taking it full circle as god intended
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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thinking about all of elon musk’s companies and realizing his vision for the future is literally just ripping off total recall
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
thinking about all of elon musk’s companies and realizing his vision for the future is literally just ripping off total recall
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
ok this is just unfair
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
seeing literally anybody posting about Rama Duwaji
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
it's a slow news day in hell's ass
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
everybody get a load of this guy!!
Just wanted to have a quick chat about something important.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
she domo my roboto til i arigato
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
when you turn 39 they should put you in a special home away from civil society
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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[ice T voice]: they got kids in the street cutting up lettuce and wrapping it up with cold cuts and provolone on a hoagie. they callin it a "grinder."
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
homemade chickpea soup brother
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
2015 was forty years ago
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
it rules how many people think the New York mayoral election results are a direct pipeline to sharia law and gulags
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
just saw a long series of skeets on my timeline where comments were disabled and I started thinking about my sins and what I could have done to deserve this
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
i've messaged as many of my friends in NY as I could and no one can find a single copy anymore. they sold out so instantly that they're already popping up on ebay for over a hundred bucks
this is today’s new york post, yes because they are big mad, but also because they know mamdani voters will buy it just for the cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM