Mandy
@mandysparklesxo.bsky.social
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Mandy
@mandysparklesxo.bsky.social
· Mar 21
I actually got pregnant on a pullout sofa if anyone needs an oxymoron
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"Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
April 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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For your mental health I present: Plum’s paws
April 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
For your mental health I present: Plum’s paws
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The U.S. government PAYS El Salvador to imprison these people.
Our criminal president will threaten to yank funding because trans kids want to play sports but won’t use that power to get an innocent man out of a gulag he sent him to by mistake?
Our criminal president will threaten to yank funding because trans kids want to play sports but won’t use that power to get an innocent man out of a gulag he sent him to by mistake?
UPDATE: Trump seems to say for the first time that U.S. lacks ability to recover those sent to El Salvador if government deports someone erroneously. Says it’s totally up to Bukele. Seems to leave out that he could … ask Bukele to help fix an error. www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
April 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The U.S. government PAYS El Salvador to imprison these people.
Our criminal president will threaten to yank funding because trans kids want to play sports but won’t use that power to get an innocent man out of a gulag he sent him to by mistake?
Our criminal president will threaten to yank funding because trans kids want to play sports but won’t use that power to get an innocent man out of a gulag he sent him to by mistake?
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The 10% tariff alone is a $2500 per household annual tax hike!
April 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The 10% tariff alone is a $2500 per household annual tax hike!
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I said I loved The Hunger Games not that I wanted to live in district 12
April 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I said I loved The Hunger Games not that I wanted to live in district 12
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*completely loses will to live*
Weigh me now
Weigh me now
April 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
*completely loses will to live*
Weigh me now
Weigh me now
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the sun will come out tomorrow? it’s too late I’ve strangled myself using the cord of my SAD lamp
April 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
the sun will come out tomorrow? it’s too late I’ve strangled myself using the cord of my SAD lamp
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It's not easy being a marshmallow when the world's on fire.
April 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It's not easy being a marshmallow when the world's on fire.
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Imagine being a small business with debt, that you used to import products you had manufactured in china. In the time it took to make the products, tariffs were added, that more than doubled your cost. They are crushed
Are there any states offering support for their businesses ?
Are there any states offering support for their businesses ?
April 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Imagine being a small business with debt, that you used to import products you had manufactured in china. In the time it took to make the products, tariffs were added, that more than doubled your cost. They are crushed
Are there any states offering support for their businesses ?
Are there any states offering support for their businesses ?
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me: I’m painting my nails.
head carpenter: You’re fired.
head carpenter: You’re fired.
April 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
me: I’m painting my nails.
head carpenter: You’re fired.
head carpenter: You’re fired.
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(3 minutes into a hunger strike)
Alright...I’m ready to make some concessions.
Alright...I’m ready to make some concessions.
April 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
(3 minutes into a hunger strike)
Alright...I’m ready to make some concessions.
Alright...I’m ready to make some concessions.
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A zombie apocalypse story where everyone still has to keep showing up for work and paying bills the whole time
April 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
A zombie apocalypse story where everyone still has to keep showing up for work and paying bills the whole time
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Oh this is VERY worrying
April 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Oh this is VERY worrying
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Imagine this: it’s your 80th birthday. You look back satisfied with life. You’re surrounded by people who love you. The Hamburglar is there.
April 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Imagine this: it’s your 80th birthday. You look back satisfied with life. You’re surrounded by people who love you. The Hamburglar is there.
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i cannot believe slime turned into sentience just so i have to pay bills every month
April 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i cannot believe slime turned into sentience just so i have to pay bills every month
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America is the abusive boyfriend🤦🏻♀️
April 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
America is the abusive boyfriend🤦🏻♀️
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Tim Apple made the call
April 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Tim Apple made the call
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Some days I really wish I only had 99 problems.
April 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Some days I really wish I only had 99 problems.
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Way to go, you made the doves cry.
April 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Way to go, you made the doves cry.
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[gentle voice] babe. babe, wake up- i made you some hotel room coffee with sink water
April 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
[gentle voice] babe. babe, wake up- i made you some hotel room coffee with sink water
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The Velveeta Underground
Tina Turnover
Little Debbie Gibson Snackcakes
April 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The Velveeta Underground