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Facing Bijan in my championship.
December 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Facing Bijan in my championship.
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Love the idea of the NFL deciding that they want to pay people to pretend to be fans and their first instinct was: Macaulay Culkin raving about Poona Ford
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Love the idea of the NFL deciding that they want to pay people to pretend to be fans and their first instinct was: Macaulay Culkin raving about Poona Ford
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Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social
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JJ McCarthy has this half to figure out how to consistently get the ball to Justin or else KOC will run him over with the team bus
December 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
JJ McCarthy has this half to figure out how to consistently get the ball to Justin or else KOC will run him over with the team bus
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hey folks, here's a story 'bout Dicker the Kicker
a man in a white suit is dancing with a band in front of a sign that says " the radium club "
ALT: a man in a white suit is dancing with a band in front of a sign that says " the radium club "
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
hey folks, here's a story 'bout Dicker the Kicker
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this goes beyond being untrue, this is completely fucking delusional. this was not true *anywhere* in the united states, and it was not true for *years*
ah yes, everyone remembers that moment after 9/11 where everyone got cancelled and we started the extremely woke war on terror www.piratewires.com/p/heather-co...
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
this goes beyond being untrue, this is completely fucking delusional. this was not true *anywhere* in the united states, and it was not true for *years*
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
Yes, please.
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Yes, please.
Watching the Last Waltz and Van Morrison’s fit is an extra in Cruising by way of Elton John. Alarming.
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Watching the Last Waltz and Van Morrison’s fit is an extra in Cruising by way of Elton John. Alarming.
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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Robbed of the FIFA peace prize
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Robbed of the FIFA peace prize
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
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Love @jbpritzker.bsky.social , but @scottaukerman.bsky.social had the DEFINITIVE Star Wars list.
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Love @jbpritzker.bsky.social , but @scottaukerman.bsky.social had the DEFINITIVE Star Wars list.
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When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
it's funny to me when a dog is really sleepy. oh are you all burnt out from lying around all day? did you think too much with your primitive and underdeveloped brain? yeah I can see why you can barely keep your eyes open
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
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guy looks like he's cosplaying David Niven
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
guy looks like he's cosplaying David Niven
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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once again tapping the sign
September 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
once again tapping the sign
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Bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight
November 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight
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Flipped to The Big Lebowski on Showtime at just the moment that John Goodman unctuously said "Pilar?" to kick off the Larry Is This Your Homework scene. Auspicious. Big week coming.
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Flipped to The Big Lebowski on Showtime at just the moment that John Goodman unctuously said "Pilar?" to kick off the Larry Is This Your Homework scene. Auspicious. Big week coming.
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Wearing my traditional Halloween candy-dispensing T-shirt.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wearing my traditional Halloween candy-dispensing T-shirt.