Lindsay
@lindsaylittle.bsky.social
Can’t swim
Can’t dance
Doesn’t know karate
Can’t dance
Doesn’t know karate
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GENIE: what is your first wish
JOE: i want to be rich
GENIE: granted. and what is your second wish
RICH: i want lots of money
JOE: i want to be rich
GENIE: granted. and what is your second wish
RICH: i want lots of money
May 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
GENIE: what is your first wish
JOE: i want to be rich
GENIE: granted. and what is your second wish
RICH: i want lots of money
JOE: i want to be rich
GENIE: granted. and what is your second wish
RICH: i want lots of money
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If i ever see "a little silhouetto of a man" i ain't singing a song about it. I'm getting the hell out of there
May 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If i ever see "a little silhouetto of a man" i ain't singing a song about it. I'm getting the hell out of there
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What if the real typos were the fiends we made along the way?
May 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
What if the real typos were the fiends we made along the way?
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Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find the moon.
January 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find the moon.
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- Stop being so anxious.
- Stop being so diabetic.
- Stop being so diabetic.
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
- Stop being so anxious.
- Stop being so diabetic.
- Stop being so diabetic.
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Why is it sexy that a lady can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue. I don't want her to do that to my pengis
January 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Why is it sexy that a lady can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue. I don't want her to do that to my pengis
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HER: because you're so juvenile this relationship is over
ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over
ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over
December 5, 2024 at 5:26 PM
HER: because you're so juvenile this relationship is over
ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over
ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over
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Me: Time to make the bed...
Cat: MAY I ASSIST BY SCREAMING EVERY 10 SECONDS
Cat: MAY I ASSIST BY SCREAMING EVERY 10 SECONDS
January 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Me: Time to make the bed...
Cat: MAY I ASSIST BY SCREAMING EVERY 10 SECONDS
Cat: MAY I ASSIST BY SCREAMING EVERY 10 SECONDS
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And if all you did today was haunt an ancient castle by the seaside, I am proud of you.
July 23, 2023 at 6:01 PM
And if all you did today was haunt an ancient castle by the seaside, I am proud of you.
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🎶I GET KNOCKED DOWN,
Uh...
That's it.
Uh...
That's it.
November 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM
🎶I GET KNOCKED DOWN,
Uh...
That's it.
Uh...
That's it.
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With great silliness comes no responsibility and this is basically how I make a life
September 19, 2024 at 11:28 PM
With great silliness comes no responsibility and this is basically how I make a life
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Life hack: if a ghost is haunting your house start dating them and then be super needy now the ghost is gone like everyone else I ever loved
July 3, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Life hack: if a ghost is haunting your house start dating them and then be super needy now the ghost is gone like everyone else I ever loved
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I hope you won't hold it against me that I never grew out of the phase where I have bruises and bandaids on my legs all the time. Really don't hold anything against me, it will leave a mark
May 13, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I hope you won't hold it against me that I never grew out of the phase where I have bruises and bandaids on my legs all the time. Really don't hold anything against me, it will leave a mark
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adding our safe word to my password manager
September 9, 2024 at 1:16 PM
adding our safe word to my password manager
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there are two geese inside of me both of them silly
September 9, 2024 at 8:09 PM
there are two geese inside of me both of them silly
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I put the "ugh" in "thoughts"
March 20, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I put the "ugh" in "thoughts"
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Look, for the thousandth time, I despise hyperbole.
August 21, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Look, for the thousandth time, I despise hyperbole.
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I washed my body in a different order this morning so my entire day is now ruined.
August 16, 2024 at 12:47 PM
I washed my body in a different order this morning so my entire day is now ruined.
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I was the weird guy everyone told to go outside, look at me now, I’m weird outside
February 5, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I was the weird guy everyone told to go outside, look at me now, I’m weird outside
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A spelling bee? They can't even talk! Grow up
July 30, 2024 at 2:46 PM
A spelling bee? They can't even talk! Grow up
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Worship me you son of a bitch (flirting)
June 12, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Worship me you son of a bitch (flirting)