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Kendra Alvey
@kendragarden.bsky.social
Neurodivergent author & Kindle Book Award finalist. Part goth on my mom’s side 🖤
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The Skarsgårds are goth Hemsworths
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Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.
November 13, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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I am not UP nor AT ‘EM but a secret third thing
December 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I’m packing for a week away; do you think 39 books is enough?
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Happy Birthday Edgar Allan Poe, born on this day 1809 🫀🐈‍⬛💀

Here are some of the illustrations I made for the Poe sticker book for Macmillan Books in 2024
January 19, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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My therapist says we're not living in a simulation, which is exactly what a therapist in a simulation would say.
March 6, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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Good reminder from this state highway!
January 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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it's been a year without you my man and everything has just grown worse and worse since
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I hope David Lynch is in the White Lodge with his boys eating a fuckton of Cheetos 🤍
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Reasons I’ll delete a post: a teensy typo, didn’t get enough likes, got too many likes, it was haunted, I was suddenly mad at it, vibes were off,
February 29, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Everything is constantly too much so here’s an upside down bat wrapped in a blanket 🖤
January 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Today I went to an exhibition for Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein and it was every bit as cool as you’d imagine. I hope he keeps making films forever and ever.
January 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Halloween ghosts scare you, Christmas ghosts teach you, and New Year’s ghosts trick you into thinking that time is linear.
December 27, 2024 at 7:12 PM
my favorite Christmas carol is “Enter Sandman” by Metallica
December 23, 2024 at 9:56 PM
I am not UP nor AT ‘EM but a secret third thing
December 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
if I’m ever visited by 3 ghosts I hope 1 of them is large marge
December 18, 2024 at 11:11 PM
This is Winona Forever and she would like to say blerp 💜
December 16, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Rocky Horror Picture Show is a holiday movie: there’s a feast, festive hats, and someone cries so hard their makeup gets all fucked up.
December 9, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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We have a premiere date! LA DOLCE VILLA, co-written by me & Hilary Galanoy, will start streaming on Netflix Feb 13th. We're proud of this beautiful movie, and I even included my favorite story from my parents' first date.

A few first look photos in the meantime...
December 16, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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There's a full moon tonight so please remember to leave your ghost out to charge
August 2, 2023 at 3:35 AM
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
It's Friday the 13th during Mercury in Retrograde, which means it's a terrible time to sign the lease on that lakeside cabin
December 13, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Rocky Horror Picture Show is a holiday movie: there’s a feast, festive hats, and someone cries so hard their makeup gets all fucked up.
December 9, 2024 at 5:56 PM
A sandworm carefully placing a glass over Paul Atreides and setting him free on a hill
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
It’s Giving Tuesday and I wanna share 2 small charities that are close to my heart. First up is Home-y Made Meals! They provide home-cooked meals to our unhoused neighbors here in L.A. ❤️ givebutter.com/homeymademeals
Home-y Made Meals
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December 3, 2024 at 3:40 PM