Kendra Alvey
@kendragarden.bsky.social
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The Skarsgårds are goth Hemsworths
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I don’t like to -what’s it called- leave the house
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I don’t like to -what’s it called- leave the house
Halloween ghosts scare you, Christmas ghosts teach you, and New Year’s ghosts trick you into thinking that time is linear.
December 27, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Halloween ghosts scare you, Christmas ghosts teach you, and New Year’s ghosts trick you into thinking that time is linear.
my favorite Christmas carol is “Enter Sandman” by Metallica
December 23, 2024 at 9:56 PM
my favorite Christmas carol is “Enter Sandman” by Metallica
I am not UP nor AT ‘EM but a secret third thing
December 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I am not UP nor AT ‘EM but a secret third thing
if I’m ever visited by 3 ghosts I hope 1 of them is large marge
December 18, 2024 at 11:11 PM
if I’m ever visited by 3 ghosts I hope 1 of them is large marge
This is Winona Forever and she would like to say blerp 💜
December 16, 2024 at 9:05 PM
This is Winona Forever and she would like to say blerp 💜
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Rocky Horror Picture Show is a holiday movie: there’s a feast, festive hats, and someone cries so hard their makeup gets all fucked up.
December 9, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Rocky Horror Picture Show is a holiday movie: there’s a feast, festive hats, and someone cries so hard their makeup gets all fucked up.
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We have a premiere date! LA DOLCE VILLA, co-written by me & Hilary Galanoy, will start streaming on Netflix Feb 13th. We're proud of this beautiful movie, and I even included my favorite story from my parents' first date.
A few first look photos in the meantime...
A few first look photos in the meantime...
December 16, 2024 at 5:11 PM
We have a premiere date! LA DOLCE VILLA, co-written by me & Hilary Galanoy, will start streaming on Netflix Feb 13th. We're proud of this beautiful movie, and I even included my favorite story from my parents' first date.
A few first look photos in the meantime...
A few first look photos in the meantime...
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There's a full moon tonight so please remember to leave your ghost out to charge
August 2, 2023 at 3:35 AM
There's a full moon tonight so please remember to leave your ghost out to charge
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
It's Friday the 13th during Mercury in Retrograde, which means it's a terrible time to sign the lease on that lakeside cabin
December 13, 2024 at 3:45 PM
It's Friday the 13th during Mercury in Retrograde, which means it's a terrible time to sign the lease on that lakeside cabin
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every day I understand a little more why Arya Stark kept that list
December 3, 2024 at 11:08 PM
every day I understand a little more why Arya Stark kept that list
Rocky Horror Picture Show is a holiday movie: there’s a feast, festive hats, and someone cries so hard their makeup gets all fucked up.
December 9, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Rocky Horror Picture Show is a holiday movie: there’s a feast, festive hats, and someone cries so hard their makeup gets all fucked up.
A sandworm carefully placing a glass over Paul Atreides and setting him free on a hill
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
A sandworm carefully placing a glass over Paul Atreides and setting him free on a hill
It’s Giving Tuesday and I wanna share 2 small charities that are close to my heart. First up is Home-y Made Meals! They provide home-cooked meals to our unhoused neighbors here in L.A. ❤️ givebutter.com/homeymademeals
Home-y Made Meals
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December 3, 2024 at 3:40 PM
It’s Giving Tuesday and I wanna share 2 small charities that are close to my heart. First up is Home-y Made Meals! They provide home-cooked meals to our unhoused neighbors here in L.A. ❤️ givebutter.com/homeymademeals
I caught a nasty cold at thanksgiving and I’m not handling it well but Winnie’s gonna stare at me until I’m healed 🥹
December 3, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I caught a nasty cold at thanksgiving and I’m not handling it well but Winnie’s gonna stare at me until I’m healed 🥹
a Black Friday deal on serotonin
December 1, 2024 at 6:43 PM
a Black Friday deal on serotonin
Happy Bake Off finale to those who celebrate 🖤
November 29, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Happy Bake Off finale to those who celebrate 🖤
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Joining Bluesky is like moving to Stars Hollow from Gotham City
November 27, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Joining Bluesky is like moving to Stars Hollow from Gotham City
the world keeps ending and yet we still keep having to go to thanksgiving
November 26, 2024 at 6:55 PM
the world keeps ending and yet we still keep having to go to thanksgiving
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Me: I'm anxious
My brain: THEN LET'S START THE DAY BY DRINKING FIVE COFFEES AND READING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, BABY
My brain: THEN LET'S START THE DAY BY DRINKING FIVE COFFEES AND READING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, BABY
May 18, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Me: I'm anxious
My brain: THEN LET'S START THE DAY BY DRINKING FIVE COFFEES AND READING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, BABY
My brain: THEN LET'S START THE DAY BY DRINKING FIVE COFFEES AND READING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, BABY
I cannot, in good conscience, check the 'I'm not a robot' box. How the fuck am I supposed to know if I'm a robot? None of my business.
November 25, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I cannot, in good conscience, check the 'I'm not a robot' box. How the fuck am I supposed to know if I'm a robot? None of my business.
any purse I carry has to be big enough for a book but small enough to swing around my head like a lasso
November 23, 2024 at 4:34 PM
any purse I carry has to be big enough for a book but small enough to swing around my head like a lasso
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The four elements.
November 19, 2024 at 2:12 PM
The four elements.
vinyl should not come out of my budget. those are self-care records
November 20, 2024 at 12:41 AM
vinyl should not come out of my budget. those are self-care records