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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
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A breathtaking sight! The ultra-rare “Firework Jellyfish” captured on camera nearly 4,000 feet beneath the ocean’s surface.
📹: @nautiluslive.org
📹: @nautiluslive.org
September 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
A breathtaking sight! The ultra-rare “Firework Jellyfish” captured on camera nearly 4,000 feet beneath the ocean’s surface.
📹: @nautiluslive.org
📹: @nautiluslive.org
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Me and my friends would've killed Rumpelstiltskin with hammers I can tell you that much.
July 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Me and my friends would've killed Rumpelstiltskin with hammers I can tell you that much.
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[driving home after a party]
MRS. ELEPHANT: you're still upset aren't you
MR. ELEPHANT: i can't believe they just ignored us like that
MRS. ELEPHANT: they aren't worth it, just forget it
MR. ELEPHANT: *slams steering wheel* you know I can't do that linda
MRS. ELEPHANT: you're still upset aren't you
MR. ELEPHANT: i can't believe they just ignored us like that
MRS. ELEPHANT: they aren't worth it, just forget it
MR. ELEPHANT: *slams steering wheel* you know I can't do that linda
July 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
[driving home after a party]
MRS. ELEPHANT: you're still upset aren't you
MR. ELEPHANT: i can't believe they just ignored us like that
MRS. ELEPHANT: they aren't worth it, just forget it
MR. ELEPHANT: *slams steering wheel* you know I can't do that linda
MRS. ELEPHANT: you're still upset aren't you
MR. ELEPHANT: i can't believe they just ignored us like that
MRS. ELEPHANT: they aren't worth it, just forget it
MR. ELEPHANT: *slams steering wheel* you know I can't do that linda
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i'm no stephen hawking but i think what happens is that they cancel each other out
July 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
i'm no stephen hawking but i think what happens is that they cancel each other out
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Cut my jeans into pieces. These are my brand new jorts.
June 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Cut my jeans into pieces. These are my brand new jorts.
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If I say, "Wow! Sounds great, pencil me in," you'd better have an eraser.
June 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
If I say, "Wow! Sounds great, pencil me in," you'd better have an eraser.
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He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers.
This is a great photo and also the funniest possible way to promote the idea that Brad Pitt is a credible F1 driver
May 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers.
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(government agents are chasing after notorious fugitive Bruce Springsteen)
Agent: (out of breath) He’s… so fast! It’s like he was… born to do this
Agent: (out of breath) He’s… so fast! It’s like he was… born to do this
May 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
(government agents are chasing after notorious fugitive Bruce Springsteen)
Agent: (out of breath) He’s… so fast! It’s like he was… born to do this
Agent: (out of breath) He’s… so fast! It’s like he was… born to do this
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cribs for adults, I want to be in sleep prison
January 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
cribs for adults, I want to be in sleep prison
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how long before trumptydumpty demands an American pope...
April 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
how long before trumptydumpty demands an American pope...
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[world's worst people screaming in perpetual LA traffic inside of burning Cybertrucks]
Genie: And for your third wish?
Me [holding a dripping ice cream cone]: I need a napkin.
Genie: And for your third wish?
Me [holding a dripping ice cream cone]: I need a napkin.
March 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
[world's worst people screaming in perpetual LA traffic inside of burning Cybertrucks]
Genie: And for your third wish?
Me [holding a dripping ice cream cone]: I need a napkin.
Genie: And for your third wish?
Me [holding a dripping ice cream cone]: I need a napkin.
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This building in Split, Croatia r/brutalism
March 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
This building in Split, Croatia r/brutalism
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My body: Don't even look at the pit.
Me: Why? I can still handle it.
My body: LOL! Remember last time? You got your big stomped.
Me: Price you pay.
My body: Let me put it to you this way, you're at the age where your back goes out more than you do.
Me: Wow. Rude.
Me: Why? I can still handle it.
My body: LOL! Remember last time? You got your big stomped.
Me: Price you pay.
My body: Let me put it to you this way, you're at the age where your back goes out more than you do.
Me: Wow. Rude.
March 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
My body: Don't even look at the pit.
Me: Why? I can still handle it.
My body: LOL! Remember last time? You got your big stomped.
Me: Price you pay.
My body: Let me put it to you this way, you're at the age where your back goes out more than you do.
Me: Wow. Rude.
Me: Why? I can still handle it.
My body: LOL! Remember last time? You got your big stomped.
Me: Price you pay.
My body: Let me put it to you this way, you're at the age where your back goes out more than you do.
Me: Wow. Rude.
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Thou shalt not play thyself
March 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Thou shalt not play thyself
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This was mostly Christian,
Protestant and Catholics mostly,
that burned 40,000 to 50,000
mostly Women in Europe. In
America, most Women were hung by rope.Christianity has a
Hateful past,and today,Women
Still suffer under Christian Values.....Utterly Shameful.
Protestant and Catholics mostly,
that burned 40,000 to 50,000
mostly Women in Europe. In
America, most Women were hung by rope.Christianity has a
Hateful past,and today,Women
Still suffer under Christian Values.....Utterly Shameful.
March 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This was mostly Christian,
Protestant and Catholics mostly,
that burned 40,000 to 50,000
mostly Women in Europe. In
America, most Women were hung by rope.Christianity has a
Hateful past,and today,Women
Still suffer under Christian Values.....Utterly Shameful.
Protestant and Catholics mostly,
that burned 40,000 to 50,000
mostly Women in Europe. In
America, most Women were hung by rope.Christianity has a
Hateful past,and today,Women
Still suffer under Christian Values.....Utterly Shameful.
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Listening to the news in the United States.
March 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Listening to the news in the United States.
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🎶🎶 No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me🎶🎶🎶
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me🎶🎶🎶
March 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
🎶🎶 No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me🎶🎶🎶
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me🎶🎶🎶