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Pro-trans, anti-fascist, and an avid reader of anything that I can outrun.
The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi.
Ex-carnie, writer, gamer, film buff.
Creator of the First Church of the Kaiju (reformed)
Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
Pinned
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🤷🏼
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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It’s the all caps that convince me.
for some reason, i don’t believe them
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Damn me, but all things are queer
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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The Aurora Borealis, also known as the “Northern Lights,” are a natural phenomenon caused by interference between the Earth’s magnetosphere and all the nudes you guys are texting each other back and forth
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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My abomination has a first name.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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god this airport is deserted
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This meeting could have been an ominous portent viewed by a skilled haruspex.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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end the trip the same way is begun
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I was telling my wife about how they made a Barbie of La Llorona, the vengeful ghost of a woman who drowned her own children and now roams for eternity dooming all who suffer the misfortune of hearing her mournful wails, and my wife stared at me blankly and asked if she was “known for anything else”
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Trying to think of a more vulgar person—or someone with less understanding of or appreciation for American history.

No one comes immediately to mind.
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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The days of thanking veterans today and forgetting them tomorrow has to come to an end.
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Spent 9 months deporting people who work for a living and slapping a sales tax on everything, and now my advisors are saying the economy is getting bad?
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Sure
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If a barista fucks up six orders in a row, they're disciplined, possibly fired.
If a C-suite exec fucks up six orders in a row, there's six empty suits smiling at him and complimenting his skills.
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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This Veterans Day, I’m thinking of the millions of Americans who have served in uniform — and how our government is failing them right now.

Words aren’t enough, we need actions. Fund the VA. Fund mental healthcare. And end endless wars.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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You ever get offended by your own fart? Anyway, how dare I?
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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A couple things that Guillermo brought to Frankenstein were Michael Bay explosions and a sexy ass monster, but I think his desire to stay true to the story got in the way of trying to introduce a fresh perspective or anything else. The surgery scenes were also fun but much too short.
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Democrats are so amateurish and naive to act on a promise of behavior in the future by people who shamelessly lie about their behavior in the past every single day.
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Randomly remembering the time I saw the teenager working the deep fryer tried to put out a grease fire with water. I was standing outside of the kiosk, and saw it happen. I saw it in slow motion. It was bullet time. I literally thought "Grease fire. Don't use water." And then *BOOM*.
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM