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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 Friend-shaped Evil Vizier .🎠🎪
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Pro-trans, anti-fascist, avid reader of anything that I can outrun.
The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi.
Ex-carnie, writer, gamer, film buff.
Evil Vizier - reasonable rates.
Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
Half a proud century old.
Pinned
In keeping with the monthly theme of the undead, here's another profile icon created in the same poor design method as all of my others before it. Arise, my creation!
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My next book? 😆
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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training for my own little version of the biathlon (finishing a basket of chicken wings then taking a shot)
February 16, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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There should be two of every Olympic sport: one where you throw someone and one where you don’t.
I prefer pairs figure skating so much more to ice dancing. Throw your partner or gtfo
February 16, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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monday night d&d

pc: i like the clam chariots

me: you're not allowed to just *say* that
February 16, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2
February 16, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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pov: you read any of my posts
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Biathlon but with badminton
Biathlon but with snowboarding
February 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Biathlon but with chess-boxing.
Biathlon but with badminton
Biathlon but with snowboarding
February 16, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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kebab is actually short for kerobert
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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When we say all-you-can-eat bread sticks, we mean it. You will have to eat your way out from under a mountain of bread sticks. They will never stop.
February 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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✨ yes ✨
You're doing move to Chicago propaganda
February 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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“She’s not from here.”
February 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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i don’t need a man to save me, just drop the enrichment in my enclosure and scram
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I'm not saying that Olympic wrestling could be improved with a steel cage or chair matches, I'm just not-not-saying that, either.

Anyway, adding either of those elements would spice up with the Winter Olympic events.
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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I don’t think there should be a separate doubles luge event. It should be a single event that awards bonus points for each extra guy
February 15, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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they should invent gogurt for sit-down meals. call it staygurt
February 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
February 15, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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oh god how do we save @ceej.online
February 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Love is the greatest gamble of all. Place your bets at River Side Casino.
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
In keeping with the monthly theme of the undead, here's another profile icon created in the same poor design method as all of my others before it. Arise, my creation!
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Happy Birthday, Joe Estevez! Almost fitting that it's on Friday the 13th. Let the Festevez-tivities begin!
February 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM