F.L. Everett
@fliceverett.bsky.social
Author & journalist.
🎄MURDER AT MISTLETOE MANOR out now!
🗡️THE EDIE YORK MYSTERIES
🏰 DREAMS OF THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS
🎄MURDER AT MISTLETOE MANOR out now!
🗡️THE EDIE YORK MYSTERIES
🏰 DREAMS OF THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS
There is no such thing as a festive maths puzzle.
How many did you get correct?
Festive maths puzzles – answers and explanations
How many did you get correct?
tcnv.link
December 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
There is no such thing as a festive maths puzzle.
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The Voice, John Farnham. Terrible times 😂
December 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The Voice, John Farnham. Terrible times 😂
What's your terrible post Christmas earworm? I'll start. Distant Drums By Jim Reeves. WHY???
December 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
What's your terrible post Christmas earworm? I'll start. Distant Drums By Jim Reeves. WHY???
I would so watch a Holly and Max spin-off. #strangerthings
December 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I would so watch a Holly and Max spin-off. #strangerthings
My son is using the smaller dog as a phone table.
December 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
My son is using the smaller dog as a phone table.
Trying to explain Wordle to my mum.
a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Trying to explain Wordle to my mum.
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One of the greatest Christmas traditions, thanks to lovely @rhodri.biz - here's the link to contribute if you can ❤️
Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025, organized by Rhodri Marsden
Unbelievably, it's the 15th year of this thing.
What is it?
Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025
www.gofundme.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
One of the greatest Christmas traditions, thanks to lovely @rhodri.biz - here's the link to contribute if you can ❤️
It's like dismal satire.
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It's like dismal satire.
Oh, get to F***, lady.
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh, get to F***, lady.
Do you want top tips from me, a seasoned Christmas dinner cooker?
1. Don't cook damp things in the oven with the turkey, the skin won't crisp.
2. Cooking times are everything. Do NOT take your eye off the ball veg-wise.
3. Don't use gravy granules. Mix cornflour and cold water with stock and ...
1. Don't cook damp things in the oven with the turkey, the skin won't crisp.
2. Cooking times are everything. Do NOT take your eye off the ball veg-wise.
3. Don't use gravy granules. Mix cornflour and cold water with stock and ...
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Do you want top tips from me, a seasoned Christmas dinner cooker?
1. Don't cook damp things in the oven with the turkey, the skin won't crisp.
2. Cooking times are everything. Do NOT take your eye off the ball veg-wise.
3. Don't use gravy granules. Mix cornflour and cold water with stock and ...
1. Don't cook damp things in the oven with the turkey, the skin won't crisp.
2. Cooking times are everything. Do NOT take your eye off the ball veg-wise.
3. Don't use gravy granules. Mix cornflour and cold water with stock and ...
I love this poem.
December 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I love this poem.
Roses are red
Violets are fun
Violets are fun
December 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Roses are red
Violets are fun
Violets are fun
I have a thank you speech after today's Christmas shopping.
I couldn't have done it without:
My FitFlop Mary-Janes which are so well structured, I'm in no pain whatsoever.
The @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social breakfast sandwich at Starbucks.
So nice.
The helpful lad at @tkmaxxuk.bsky.social.
❤️
I couldn't have done it without:
My FitFlop Mary-Janes which are so well structured, I'm in no pain whatsoever.
The @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social breakfast sandwich at Starbucks.
So nice.
The helpful lad at @tkmaxxuk.bsky.social.
❤️
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I have a thank you speech after today's Christmas shopping.
I couldn't have done it without:
My FitFlop Mary-Janes which are so well structured, I'm in no pain whatsoever.
The @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social breakfast sandwich at Starbucks.
So nice.
The helpful lad at @tkmaxxuk.bsky.social.
❤️
I couldn't have done it without:
My FitFlop Mary-Janes which are so well structured, I'm in no pain whatsoever.
The @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social breakfast sandwich at Starbucks.
So nice.
The helpful lad at @tkmaxxuk.bsky.social.
❤️
Screaming crying throwing up*
*really pleased with this review
*really pleased with this review
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Screaming crying throwing up*
*really pleased with this review
*really pleased with this review
Had a discussion last night about what cartoon character is most likely to suffer a sordid, tabloid death. Final answers were Smithers (sex dungeon) and Miss Piggy (barbiturates). Open to suggestions.
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Had a discussion last night about what cartoon character is most likely to suffer a sordid, tabloid death. Final answers were Smithers (sex dungeon) and Miss Piggy (barbiturates). Open to suggestions.
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A hill I have managed to not die on over the past few decades is that Toni Basil is so much more than just a one hit wonder, remarkably so, from artist film to Easy Rider to poppin' and lockin' to RuPaul's Drag Race, she's been at the vanguard of counter culture since the early 60s
When I interviewed Toni Basil in 2021 we both marvelled at the fact that no-one had made a movie or documentary of her life. They still haven’t. Plus, if it was a movie she’d be able to choreograph her own life story.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
The magical life of Toni Basil: how she taught Elvis, enchanted Bowie - and had a smash hit with ‘Mickey’
The woman Quentin Tarantino called ‘the goddess of go-go’ is one of the most connected and accomplished in Hollywood. At 82, she recalls working with Tina Turner, Bette Midler, Frank Sinatra, David By...
www.theguardian.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A hill I have managed to not die on over the past few decades is that Toni Basil is so much more than just a one hit wonder, remarkably so, from artist film to Easy Rider to poppin' and lockin' to RuPaul's Drag Race, she's been at the vanguard of counter culture since the early 60s
The sensor in my car is hysterically risk averse.
Sensor: BEEEEEEP OHMYGOD YOURE GOING TO CRASH BEEEEEP
Me: I'm not, there's loads of spa-
Senor: JESUS CHRIST YOURE CRASHING RIGHT NOW, TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF
Me: I am not! I'm nowhere near the other car-
Sensor: BEEEEP OH GOD WE'RE GOING TO DIE NOOO
Sensor: BEEEEEEP OHMYGOD YOURE GOING TO CRASH BEEEEEP
Me: I'm not, there's loads of spa-
Senor: JESUS CHRIST YOURE CRASHING RIGHT NOW, TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF
Me: I am not! I'm nowhere near the other car-
Sensor: BEEEEP OH GOD WE'RE GOING TO DIE NOOO
December 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The sensor in my car is hysterically risk averse.
Sensor: BEEEEEEP OHMYGOD YOURE GOING TO CRASH BEEEEEP
Me: I'm not, there's loads of spa-
Senor: JESUS CHRIST YOURE CRASHING RIGHT NOW, TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF
Me: I am not! I'm nowhere near the other car-
Sensor: BEEEEP OH GOD WE'RE GOING TO DIE NOOO
Sensor: BEEEEEEP OHMYGOD YOURE GOING TO CRASH BEEEEEP
Me: I'm not, there's loads of spa-
Senor: JESUS CHRIST YOURE CRASHING RIGHT NOW, TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF
Me: I am not! I'm nowhere near the other car-
Sensor: BEEEEP OH GOD WE'RE GOING TO DIE NOOO
I'm never going to America under current circumstances, so I can say without fear that Trump is an evil c*nt. Asterisk for follower sensibilities, no other reason.
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm never going to America under current circumstances, so I can say without fear that Trump is an evil c*nt. Asterisk for follower sensibilities, no other reason.
Nymph, nymph, what are your beads?
Green plastic, goblin...
Green plastic, goblin...
December 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Nymph, nymph, what are your beads?
Green plastic, goblin...
Green plastic, goblin...
Husband just said 'do you want me to write the list down on paper or message it?'
I said 'you can write it in a letter, babe. Cos I really need to know' and he immediately understood the reference. What a song.
I said 'you can write it in a letter, babe. Cos I really need to know' and he immediately understood the reference. What a song.
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Husband just said 'do you want me to write the list down on paper or message it?'
I said 'you can write it in a letter, babe. Cos I really need to know' and he immediately understood the reference. What a song.
I said 'you can write it in a letter, babe. Cos I really need to know' and he immediately understood the reference. What a song.
Could have gone to Tesco for my canapés, but no. Why make it easy for myself? Honey-roast apricots with goats cheese, pine nuts and sage. Onto the smoked trout mini-quiches. 😬
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Could have gone to Tesco for my canapés, but no. Why make it easy for myself? Honey-roast apricots with goats cheese, pine nuts and sage. Onto the smoked trout mini-quiches. 😬
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24 perfectly chosen songs to accompany the reading of my new Christmas novel, Murder at Mistletoe Manor...a tune for every suspect, and a few for the manor itself. There's even one for the cat. Hope you enjoy it...it works even if you don't read the book!
open.spotify.com/playlist/2Ff...
open.spotify.com/playlist/2Ff...
Murder at Mistletoe Manor (Christmas '25)
open.spotify.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
24 perfectly chosen songs to accompany the reading of my new Christmas novel, Murder at Mistletoe Manor...a tune for every suspect, and a few for the manor itself. There's even one for the cat. Hope you enjoy it...it works even if you don't read the book!
open.spotify.com/playlist/2Ff...
open.spotify.com/playlist/2Ff...
I just joined the Green Party. An alternative to all the bollocks is accurate.
GB News grilled me apparently?
Only problem with this is I've never been on their nonsense channel.
They lie - obsessively.
Help us grow an alternative to all the bollocks:
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Only problem with this is I've never been on their nonsense channel.
They lie - obsessively.
Help us grow an alternative to all the bollocks:
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I just joined the Green Party. An alternative to all the bollocks is accurate.
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Lol they got him a mirror like a lonely parakeet
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Lol they got him a mirror like a lonely parakeet