KJ Murr
@kjmurr.bsky.social
Are the Big Tymers still the #1 stunna (or the plural stunnas)? Are there elections or is it a lifetime title? When they die, does the honor transfer to their next of kin or do we have to wait to see the smoke like when there’s a new pope?
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Are the Big Tymers still the #1 stunna (or the plural stunnas)? Are there elections or is it a lifetime title? When they die, does the honor transfer to their next of kin or do we have to wait to see the smoke like when there’s a new pope?
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[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
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Interviewing politicians is pointless. Interview animals instead. They won't make sense either but at least they're worth looking at
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Interviewing politicians is pointless. Interview animals instead. They won't make sense either but at least they're worth looking at
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Carmichael would be a great name for a transformer.
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Carmichael would be a great name for a transformer.
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me: lol more like yesferatu
vampire: so i can come in?
me: no, you loser, get off my porch
vampire: so i can come in?
me: no, you loser, get off my porch
October 26, 2023 at 3:58 PM
me: lol more like yesferatu
vampire: so i can come in?
me: no, you loser, get off my porch
vampire: so i can come in?
me: no, you loser, get off my porch
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imagine being jd vance's brother and *you're* the loser brother lmaoo
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
imagine being jd vance's brother and *you're* the loser brother lmaoo
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just had the realization that the type of person who enjoys making ai art is someone who prioritizes it’s consumption, while those who dislikes ai art is someone who values the act of creating art
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
just had the realization that the type of person who enjoys making ai art is someone who prioritizes it’s consumption, while those who dislikes ai art is someone who values the act of creating art
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easy democratic primary targets and those who to not support are those who failed to endorse zohran mamdani and continue to not acknowledge his win
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
easy democratic primary targets and those who to not support are those who failed to endorse zohran mamdani and continue to not acknowledge his win
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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on rare occasions everyone is out of the house when I get home from work and as much as I love and cherish my beautiful family sitting alone on your couch is so goated
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
on rare occasions everyone is out of the house when I get home from work and as much as I love and cherish my beautiful family sitting alone on your couch is so goated
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Only losers hate on trans kids 🏳️⚧️
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Only losers hate on trans kids 🏳️⚧️
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I can see you.
- me, to people wearing camouflage.
- me, to people wearing camouflage.
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I can see you.
- me, to people wearing camouflage.
- me, to people wearing camouflage.
Me Tie Dough-Ty Walker Texas Ranger.
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Me Tie Dough-Ty Walker Texas Ranger.
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A commercial for a used car lot but the guy in the commercial can’t stop crying
October 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A commercial for a used car lot but the guy in the commercial can’t stop crying
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Well, well, well. Look who just walked in. If it isn't sad, sad bathroom mirror-man.
October 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Well, well, well. Look who just walked in. If it isn't sad, sad bathroom mirror-man.
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they are trying to kill every trans kid in America
when these rules actually come out, they will be open for public comment and all of us need to flood submissions, call our reps, make noise, everything including the kitchen sink
unconscionable evil
when these rules actually come out, they will be open for public comment and all of us need to flood submissions, call our reps, make noise, everything including the kitchen sink
unconscionable evil
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
they are trying to kill every trans kid in America
when these rules actually come out, they will be open for public comment and all of us need to flood submissions, call our reps, make noise, everything including the kitchen sink
unconscionable evil
when these rules actually come out, they will be open for public comment and all of us need to flood submissions, call our reps, make noise, everything including the kitchen sink
unconscionable evil
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My 8yo told me she had a dream that she went "taco treating," which is where you go door to door and people give you tacos
October 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
My 8yo told me she had a dream that she went "taco treating," which is where you go door to door and people give you tacos
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Does a dog know it is a dog? No. It is unaware of the weird category of "dog" we made up. Is a dog more dog-like than the category of "dog"? Clearly. And yet we walk around like the category is real and the dog's experience is irrelevant. I guess what I'm saying is, pet the damn dog.
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Does a dog know it is a dog? No. It is unaware of the weird category of "dog" we made up. Is a dog more dog-like than the category of "dog"? Clearly. And yet we walk around like the category is real and the dog's experience is irrelevant. I guess what I'm saying is, pet the damn dog.
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Inadvertently drank a pumpkin spice thingy yesterday and woke up bookended by the bosom of a condemned witch
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Inadvertently drank a pumpkin spice thingy yesterday and woke up bookended by the bosom of a condemned witch
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The power went out and I'm trying to heat up a can of Spaghetti O's with my phone's flashlight.
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The power went out and I'm trying to heat up a can of Spaghetti O's with my phone's flashlight.
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one christmas when i was a kid my parents got me a slinky for our stairless house and in case you couldn’t tell by the first part of this post we didn’t exactly have a lot of books lying around either
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
one christmas when i was a kid my parents got me a slinky for our stairless house and in case you couldn’t tell by the first part of this post we didn’t exactly have a lot of books lying around either
My niece is watching a show that has a pumpkin dressed like a cop. I asked if he was a security gourd and now she’s smacking me around with a hammer.
October 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My niece is watching a show that has a pumpkin dressed like a cop. I asked if he was a security gourd and now she’s smacking me around with a hammer.
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You’re under the weather? We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You’re under the weather? We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.
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Told a young coworker not to mistake ChatGPT for experience or you'll end up like Icarus and caught him asking ChatGPT who is Icarus
October 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Told a young coworker not to mistake ChatGPT for experience or you'll end up like Icarus and caught him asking ChatGPT who is Icarus
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I’ve never let an onion ring go to voicemail.
October 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’ve never let an onion ring go to voicemail.