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‘Here’s my account of how Nuzzi had inappropriate relationships with a series of creeps, interrupted only by me, totally fine and normal Ryan Lizza’ is a fun angle to keep an eye on as this unfolds
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
‘Here’s my account of how Nuzzi had inappropriate relationships with a series of creeps, interrupted only by me, totally fine and normal Ryan Lizza’ is a fun angle to keep an eye on as this unfolds
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Lmao holy shit this is even better it's not fake it's a guy named Bill de Blasio who has perfectly good reason to have a Billdeblasio@gmail.com account and thought it was funny the Times of London called him
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October 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Lmao holy shit this is even better it's not fake it's a guy named Bill de Blasio who has perfectly good reason to have a Billdeblasio@gmail.com account and thought it was funny the Times of London called him
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JOHN FRUSCIANTE: So I can do like five minutes of melodic King Crimson stuff at the end? With a field recording?
ANTHONY KIEDIS: Yeah man absolutely. Sounds incredible. The song is called “Sir Psycho Sexy” by the way.
ANTHONY KIEDIS: Yeah man absolutely. Sounds incredible. The song is called “Sir Psycho Sexy” by the way.
March 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
JOHN FRUSCIANTE: So I can do like five minutes of melodic King Crimson stuff at the end? With a field recording?
ANTHONY KIEDIS: Yeah man absolutely. Sounds incredible. The song is called “Sir Psycho Sexy” by the way.
ANTHONY KIEDIS: Yeah man absolutely. Sounds incredible. The song is called “Sir Psycho Sexy” by the way.
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
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Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt https://theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coffee-1819574012/
October 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt https://theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coffee-1819574012/
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W: San Francisco
E: Nairobi
N: London
S: Nairobi
E: Nairobi
N: London
S: Nairobi
W: San Francisco
E: Tokyo
N: Stockholm
S: Guanica, Puerto Rico
E: Tokyo
N: Stockholm
S: Guanica, Puerto Rico
Farthest I’ve been:
W: Kauai
E: Wuhan
N: Seattle
S: Bangkok
W: Kauai
E: Wuhan
N: Seattle
S: Bangkok
August 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
W: San Francisco
E: Nairobi
N: London
S: Nairobi
E: Nairobi
N: London
S: Nairobi
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REPUGNANT FREAK WHO RESIGNED IN DISGRACE WITH A 12% APPROVAL RATING AND LIVES IN SCARSDALE OR WHEREVER, OUT THE WINDOW OF AN AUDI DRIVING THROUGH MIDTOWN: "zangerous zohran" is not the will of true new yorkers :(
July 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
REPUGNANT FREAK WHO RESIGNED IN DISGRACE WITH A 12% APPROVAL RATING AND LIVES IN SCARSDALE OR WHEREVER, OUT THE WINDOW OF AN AUDI DRIVING THROUGH MIDTOWN: "zangerous zohran" is not the will of true new yorkers :(
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one of the stranger phenomena in American life is that hate is supposed to flow in one direction (rural people get to hate urban people, Republicans get to hate Democrats) and if the hate goes the other way people pretend as if this is very upsetting.
The media made a HUGE deal out of "basket of deplorables" and "cling to their guns or religion."
But, of course, it will totally ignore Trump saying he hates Democrats: "I hate them. I believe they hate their country."
But, of course, it will totally ignore Trump saying he hates Democrats: "I hate them. I believe they hate their country."
in addition to his "shylocks" comment, i can't imagine the media backlash if Biden said anything like from this screenshot - that he "hates Republicans" - and i'm also tired of having this "IMAGINE IF BIDEN!" thought experiment but it's just a constant reminder of the double standards
July 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
one of the stranger phenomena in American life is that hate is supposed to flow in one direction (rural people get to hate urban people, Republicans get to hate Democrats) and if the hate goes the other way people pretend as if this is very upsetting.
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And a reminder: We only get first-round results today, so unless a candidate gets more than 50% in the first round, we'll have to wait a week to see how the ranked-choice voting shakes out.
June 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
And a reminder: We only get first-round results today, so unless a candidate gets more than 50% in the first round, we'll have to wait a week to see how the ranked-choice voting shakes out.
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Tonight will be the start of a takes phony war that will only be resolved once they run the RCV next week (ideally, the NYC BOE has a habit of not doing things in a timely manner). I'll say if Cuomo is above 40 he's probably going to win, below 35 and he's in rough shape. But we really don't know!
is it true we really wont know anything until july? i dont remember how long rcv voting took in 2021
June 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Tonight will be the start of a takes phony war that will only be resolved once they run the RCV next week (ideally, the NYC BOE has a habit of not doing things in a timely manner). I'll say if Cuomo is above 40 he's probably going to win, below 35 and he's in rough shape. But we really don't know!
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The bus fare evasion IS bad. Who was governor as fare evasion shut up? Who appointed the guy leading the MTA? Who ran the guy out who had the best idea for bringing it down? Say it with me: ANDREW CUOMO.
The characterization of the subway is stuck in mid-pandemic mindset and honestly who cares about these bus fare numbers that much? Yeah fare evasion is bad but this isn’t a good reason to hand the mayoralty to an inept sex creep out for revenge. What a useless editorial board.
June 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The bus fare evasion IS bad. Who was governor as fare evasion shut up? Who appointed the guy leading the MTA? Who ran the guy out who had the best idea for bringing it down? Say it with me: ANDREW CUOMO.
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The funny thing about voting for Cuomo because he’s an experienced manager is he presided over a period of notorious dysfunction and disarray in New York state
I don't understand this rationale for Cuomo. For example, when is the last time someone's street wasn't plowed during a snowstorm? 2010? (When is the last time we even got major snowfall?) Say what you will about Adams, but Sanitation has long been one of the most functional agencies in the city.
June 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The funny thing about voting for Cuomo because he’s an experienced manager is he presided over a period of notorious dysfunction and disarray in New York state
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Never in my entire life have i heard anyone say the words "bacon, cheese and egg" in that order. I'm beside myself
June 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Never in my entire life have i heard anyone say the words "bacon, cheese and egg" in that order. I'm beside myself
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‘You On The Apps?’ Heralds Beginning Of World’s Bleakest Conversation
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‘You On The Apps?’ Heralds Beginning Of World’s Bleakest Conversation
LOS ALAMOS, NM—The four words presaging even grimmer dialogue to come, the phrase “you on the apps?” reportedly heralded the beginning of the world’s bleakest conversation, sources reported Tuesday. Several reports indicated that the already dire back-and-forth was further cemented as among the most depressing ever once the speaker followed up with a question about […]
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May 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
‘You On The Apps?’ Heralds Beginning Of World’s Bleakest Conversation
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Take me down to Opposite City where the girls are green and the grass is pretty.
May 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Take me down to Opposite City where the girls are green and the grass is pretty.
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The author of this piece owns an apartment that is literally the entire 9th floor of 860 Park Ave. I feel like that piece of information was inadvertently omitted from his article.
“Let’s be clear: a 436-foot medical tower has no place in Lenox Hill or any residential neighborhood. This is a community defined by its human-scale architecture, its walkability, and its residential character.” bit.ly/4dB2SOn
Opinion: Lenox Hill Hospital Expansion is About Profits, Not Care - City Limits
"Let’s be clear: a 436-foot medical tower has no place in Lenox Hill or any residential neighborhood. This is a community defined by its human-scale architecture, its walkability, and its residential ...
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May 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The author of this piece owns an apartment that is literally the entire 9th floor of 860 Park Ave. I feel like that piece of information was inadvertently omitted from his article.
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You almost never hear a driver complain that EZ-Pass is an arm of the surveillance state, but you almost always hear that about speed cameras. I wonder what the difference is!
I think I underestimated how many people on here are both anti-car *and* pro-surveillance (as long as it's only for the 95% of americans who drive) bsky.app/profile/vita...
May 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
You almost never hear a driver complain that EZ-Pass is an arm of the surveillance state, but you almost always hear that about speed cameras. I wonder what the difference is!
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ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
May 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
Rank 5 candidates. Don’t rank Cuomo.
Not doing give-and-take candidate forums, doing Bari Weiss' podcast, perfect
May 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Rank 5 candidates. Don’t rank Cuomo.
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You have never seen a social media post about the Knicks in the Eastern Conference Finals before tonight
May 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
You have never seen a social media post about the Knicks in the Eastern Conference Finals before tonight