Jake
jailerkey.bsky.social
Jake
@jailerkey.bsky.social
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Most non-blocked person on Bluesky
I remember this blasting at any gay club you went to in the 2000s
Ring The Alarm (Freemasons Club Mix)
YouTube video by Beyoncé - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Wild game between Georgia Tech and BYU
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but 2026 will be worse than 2025.
December 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but 2026 will be worse than 2025.
December 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Imagine watching #Pluribus for the first time, but your name is Carol, and you’re extremely high.
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Imagine watching Pluribus for the first time, but your name is Carol, and you’re extremely high.
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
mom does not know how to use emojis
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It’s 1 a.m.. I should go to sleep.

My brain: If Jar Jar Binks wrote a book, would he be Jor Jor Well?
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Merry Solstice ☀️ 🌎
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It’s time for my annual viewing of this video. Merry Christmas!
Patti LaBelle- Where My Background Singers?
YouTube video by Ryan Bloomquist
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Apparently people are mad that today’s Wordle is “WHITE”
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Rumor on Threads is that Trump got an emergency flight to Walter Reed on Marine One
December 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So Rob Reiner and his wife … were murdered?
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If I win the $1 billion jackpot Powerball tonight, I’m becoming a Republican
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I want to like Heated Rivalry, but the fact that the actors refuse to discuss their own identity is bullshit.

It’s not just about “queer people should tell queer stories,” which is a whole ‘nother post.
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Merry Christmas
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Without looking, do these states touch the ocean?

Pennsylvania
New Hampshire
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
New personal record for a Thursday #NYTXW
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I know federal races are sexier, but I would argue state legislatures are even more important.

The @dlcc is fighting to win Democratic majorities in as many states as possible. Please support them. 👉🏻 dlcc.org
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
So Miami went from not having a Democratic mayor since the 90s to having one with an 18-point win.
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Wait Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are WHAT?
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why couldn’t they get Anne Hathaway to play Anne Hathaway? 🧐
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why do all billionaires want to be part of the government? Like, you’re already a billionaire. You can stop working. Go away to your beach house and become a recluse.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM