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(liverpool, he/him) hater of golf and lawns, enjoyer of bread and roses ☭
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Garbage-ass British Media remains undefeated in its rivalry with facts and decency.
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.

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December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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James McAvoy on the ‘class ceiling’ in acting and the arts. This is nearly ten years ago.
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
They should invent a grindr meet that isn’t intensely frightening
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Been getting into the harmonica lately. Watch this space
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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It’s a shame world class fencers don’t get to kill a guy even one time
September 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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reports are in that he got debated right in the neck. he got debated at long range and offered no commensurate counterpoint. also his blood exploded
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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but it was ‘political correctness’ that stopped the police properly investigating
July 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Fascism is here
Do not lick batteries.
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Hard to overstate to non-Brits just how conservative UK society really is, especially English society.
the UK’s Internet age verification law has led to the effective censorship of all LGBT content on Reddit

what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
July 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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“I asked chatgpt” well i asked your wife. She’s leaving you, Steve; for being such a massive loser
June 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Finnish foreign secretary on BBC News talking about the joint condemnation of the situation in Gaza keeps talking about how collective punishment is wrong. If it’s wrong now it was wrong 2 years ago too you spineless gutless coward. You and the rest of the liberal West belong in prison
July 22, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Everytime someone from my hometown posts a group photo it story there are new boys who have dropped. Just fully fledged adult boys, often with beards. Spawned into existence just now in an adult state
July 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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You can tell we're doomed really because when someone on here made the totally correct and uncontroversial point that beef farming is worse for the planet than LLMs, all the Americans went absolutely wild. They need to eat cheeseburgers and they'll start a nuclear war if they can't have them.
wish people could bring some of their "feeding rainforests to chatbots" energy to meat production but it's passé to be preachy about veganism isn't it. and people love eating meat. so we just ignore it really. no campaigning. eat what you want buddy!
July 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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The Sycamore Gap Had it Coming. My latest for Unherd
July 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Inevitably some people are saying "it's just one officer" but as the final paragraph of the article makes clear, Kent police are backing that officer up:
July 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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the right are incredibly effective at shaming the left into submission, even the hardest leftist seem to be embarrassed at the idea of being 'woke' these days, even though it's the correct thing to be, even if it's annoying.
The "preachy vegan" stereotype was so effective at shaming people out of making a completely valid argument, hard not to believe that was what it was designed for
July 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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July 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us
July 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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this is so embarrassing i was flirting with a woman at the park and a large bird picked me up and carried me away
July 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Very cool, Britain
July 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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As socialists from all over the world prepare to attend the 139th Durham Miners’ Gala, we explore the story of the Gala’s iconic banners, which celebrate our historic solidarity and continuing hope in the face of oppression and hatred.
DMG 2025: Communism in the Coalfields
As socialists from all over the world prepare to attend the 139th Durham Miners’ Gala, we explore the story of the Gala’s iconic banners, which celebrate our historic solidarity and continuing hope…
tribunemag.co.uk
July 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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i used a ray to shrink a human man down to the size of bean and then i ate him
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes

for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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One of the funniest news diagrams I've ever seen.
July 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM