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trungle!
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December 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sorry for yapping but y'all
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Absolutely bankrupting myself on private Thai healthcare so I can keep having my ADHD drugs, it really does sting. But it's good for me. Can't escape it. And I'm never getting anything in the UK without a much more expensive private diagnosis there (though cheaper drugs I guess...)
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
He's relatively good looking for a politician but this stuff is all a bit overcooked isn't it. Find it vaguely embarrassing.
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
great council wards of England
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Have said this before, but once when I had surgery the ICU nurse had learned English as a second language & kept using "perv" to mean "look" eg "my colleagues and I will need a quick perv under those bandages" "let's have a perv how you're healing" etc
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
New favourite food for those keeping track: Burmese fermented tea leaf salad. Unreal.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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this would fix me
She was treated to a tankard of mulled nettle ale and a thick slab of pale gold cheese with chives and apples, with a small farl of hot crusty oat bread.
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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this is masterful
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is

O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.

TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Egon Schiele, Hand, 1910
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
About a week ago I got back at about 4am absolutely gone and recorded a full acapella version of Sixteen Tons which I send to my mate and promptly forgot about. Just found it again. Might share if I get to 1000 followers or whatever. It's not actually bad.
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Ableism Cliff Racer:
November 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Feels like Arsenal are getting to that point which City always used to be at where they're never first on Match of the Day or neutral podcasts because nothing happened. They won 2-0 and totally outclassed someone. Crack on. It's good isn't it.
November 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Forest robbed but you can't VAR that even if it makes United suffer. The rules there are absolutely correct.
November 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Quite tough when much of the Arsenal set piece game plan is having both the best delivery and the best set piece attacker in the world (plus a supporting cast of giants). Grow another foot? Break Rice's ankle?
Is anybody gonna like try to implement a specific defensive game plan to counteract the Arsenal set piece template? Like, one of these days? Maybe?
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Early signs of begging for Trossard to be taken off before he scores
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
my ominscient girlfriend has been cursed with knowledge. she has judged humanity and found it wanting. she wakes every night screaming in lost languages. you don't even need to add 'reddit' when you ask her stuff.
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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CONFIDENCE MAN
New on Dark Entries
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I don't know if I regard Mormon -> UKIP -> Corrupt Reform MEP to be a particularly unusual career path to be honest
November 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM