Joey Fink
@jfink.bsky.social
Im from Iowa. I live in Rhode Island. That’s pretty neat and interesting.
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
My Message to Muslim New Yorkers — and Everyone Who Calls This City Home.
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
www.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
@cparish.bsky.social GET UP ITS A BILL GAMEDAY. GET YOUR GO BAG ITS HAPPENING AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHH
October 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
@cparish.bsky.social GET UP ITS A BILL GAMEDAY. GET YOUR GO BAG ITS HAPPENING AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHH
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this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
I see me! Lies. I see @cparish.bsky.social
MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:
October 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I see me! Lies. I see @cparish.bsky.social
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Put them in Foxboro and they’ll be playing a home game
CAPE VERDE, POPULATION 560,000, QUALIFY FOR A FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP 🇨🇻
The second-smallest nation ever to achieve that feat. Every US state has a bigger population, yet the Blue Sharks are on their way to football's big dance. Astonishing and inspiring 🦈
The second-smallest nation ever to achieve that feat. Every US state has a bigger population, yet the Blue Sharks are on their way to football's big dance. Astonishing and inspiring 🦈
October 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Put them in Foxboro and they’ll be playing a home game
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Just saw a guy wearing both a keffiyeh and a Gamecocks dri-fit polo because every combination of personal attributes is possible in Brooklyn. We have one of everybody
September 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Just saw a guy wearing both a keffiyeh and a Gamecocks dri-fit polo because every combination of personal attributes is possible in Brooklyn. We have one of everybody
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I just need to know if the Texas National Guardsmen are gonna take the Metra train from Great Lakes to Ogilvie, riding through some of the richest suburbs in the country en route to their trash pickup duty
BREAKING: Gov. JB Pritzker says the Trump administration has sent the Texas National Guard to Great Lakes Naval Base outside Chicago, awaiting orders to deploy to Chicago.
Trump administration officials will target Mexican Independence Day (Sept. 16) celebrations. @wttw.bsky.social
Trump administration officials will target Mexican Independence Day (Sept. 16) celebrations. @wttw.bsky.social
September 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I just need to know if the Texas National Guardsmen are gonna take the Metra train from Great Lakes to Ogilvie, riding through some of the richest suburbs in the country en route to their trash pickup duty
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we will look back on this era and realize the student newspapers were the free press.
www.thedp.com/article/2025...
www.thedp.com/article/2025...
Editorial | Penn descends into fascism
The Daily Pennsylvanian Summer Editorial Board argues that Penn’s concessions to the Trump administration set a dangerous precedent for academic freedom.
www.thedp.com
July 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
we will look back on this era and realize the student newspapers were the free press.
www.thedp.com/article/2025...
www.thedp.com/article/2025...
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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Of course to some right wingers he wouldn't count as a "real" Catholic
I've spent a lot of time thinking about this fascinating exchange Colbert had with Dua Lipa, when she asked him about the role his faith plays in his comedy.
July 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Of course to some right wingers he wouldn't count as a "real" Catholic
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Those takeaways are key. Thank u.
July 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Those takeaways are key. Thank u.
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My rant on Justice Alito’s homophobic misreading of Uncle Bobby’s Wedding in a horrible Supreme Court decision that will censor LGBTQ books in public schools.
From UC Irvine Law’s Term in Review event last week! Watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/Zj3T7ZAxjYM?...
From UC Irvine Law’s Term in Review event last week! Watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/Zj3T7ZAxjYM?...
July 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My rant on Justice Alito’s homophobic misreading of Uncle Bobby’s Wedding in a horrible Supreme Court decision that will censor LGBTQ books in public schools.
From UC Irvine Law’s Term in Review event last week! Watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/Zj3T7ZAxjYM?...
From UC Irvine Law’s Term in Review event last week! Watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/Zj3T7ZAxjYM?...
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honestly not right now, the funk soul brother
July 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
honestly not right now, the funk soul brother
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“It was a delight to catch a glimpse of Khalil in the throes of laughter. He laughed as though each laugh were a physical vessel urgently exiting his body, or a secret he’d held for so long that it had forced its way out.”
Zohran Mamdani and Mahmoud Khalil Are In on the Joke
What it feels like to laugh when the world expects you to disappear.
www.newyorker.com
July 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“It was a delight to catch a glimpse of Khalil in the throes of laughter. He laughed as though each laugh were a physical vessel urgently exiting his body, or a secret he’d held for so long that it had forced its way out.”
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You better not send me a collection of the most hilarious political memes @cparish.bsky.social! Don’t do it!!!
A few dear friends of mine are vacationing in Greece for the next couple weeks and I am terribly sad that I’m not there, and sending them a bald baby JD Vance would be a hilarious way to get them back
After landing at Newark airport, Norwegian tourist Mads Mikkelsen says he was detained and denied entry to the U.S. because immigration officials found on his phone a photo depicting JD Vance as a bald baby.
June 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
You better not send me a collection of the most hilarious political memes @cparish.bsky.social! Don’t do it!!!
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THANK YOU New York for voting for me to be the guy who controls the lever that opens the big pipe that all the rats come out of. Greatest city in the world!
June 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
THANK YOU New York for voting for me to be the guy who controls the lever that opens the big pipe that all the rats come out of. Greatest city in the world!
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drivng the popemobile at high speed through lower wacker
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
drivng the popemobile at high speed through lower wacker
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Men who feel unmanly: if you've got a volunteer fire or EMS department in your community, I guarantee you they're desperate for help. Get your Firefighter 1 or EMT cert and literally be a hero and save lives.
I really don’t get this crisis of masculinity. I just don’t.
You can join the Army or become a paramedic or live in the woods. You can wear camo. You can go hunting or fishing. You can be a little rowdy. I’ve done all these things.
Just don’t be a dick.
You can join the Army or become a paramedic or live in the woods. You can wear camo. You can go hunting or fishing. You can be a little rowdy. I’ve done all these things.
Just don’t be a dick.
May 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Men who feel unmanly: if you've got a volunteer fire or EMS department in your community, I guarantee you they're desperate for help. Get your Firefighter 1 or EMT cert and literally be a hero and save lives.
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Congrats and well done, Australia!
May 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Congrats and well done, Australia!