brainplan
@brainplan.bsky.social
Phillies, Lifetime movie, Cop Rock, discontinued McDonald’s menu items/ad campaigns enthusiast. But we don’t have to talk about any of that, we can talk about your things, whatever.
I was honestly on the fence about Sirianni all season but after these remarks last night?
unacceptable, he’s gotta go
unacceptable, he’s gotta go
January 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I was honestly on the fence about Sirianni all season but after these remarks last night?
unacceptable, he’s gotta go
unacceptable, he’s gotta go
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these two at the Golden Globes doing commentary as the winners approach the stage are ROUGH
I mean, YIKES
I mean, YIKES
January 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
these two at the Golden Globes doing commentary as the winners approach the stage are ROUGH
I mean, YIKES
I mean, YIKES
that ICE agent who ate shit straight up did the “ahh, Valentine’s Day” Tobias Fünke slip and fall lmaooooo
January 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
that ICE agent who ate shit straight up did the “ahh, Valentine’s Day” Tobias Fünke slip and fall lmaooooo
Erin Andrews AGAIN wearing a coat that is an exact replica of one I own and there’s no way this is just a coincidence at this point, what the hell
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Erin Andrews AGAIN wearing a coat that is an exact replica of one I own and there’s no way this is just a coincidence at this point, what the hell
once again: go birds
John Ashcroft
YouTube video by pdx
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
once again: go birds
Josh Shapiro putting on his NFL logo baseball cap before posting this
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Josh Shapiro putting on his NFL logo baseball cap before posting this
missed opportunity during the My Two Dads era that Evigan didn’t team up with Go West Young Man era Michael W. Smith to co-star in a sitcom as twin brothers who live together and get into hijinks
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
missed opportunity during the My Two Dads era that Evigan didn’t team up with Go West Young Man era Michael W. Smith to co-star in a sitcom as twin brothers who live together and get into hijinks
birds fans, I will see your “Brock Turdy” posts and raise you a “Farty Whiners”
January 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
birds fans, I will see your “Brock Turdy” posts and raise you a “Farty Whiners”
seems like they have many other goals and the one named here isn’t even remotely one of them but ok
State and local law enforcement know the communities they serve. They’ve built the trust and know how to keep us safe.
As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
January 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
seems like they have many other goals and the one named here isn’t even remotely one of them but ok
heard this song on the radio this morning and was reminded how dumb it is, this song is SO dumb
(I say this somewhat affectionately, I’ve never been a huge Bruce fan but as dumb as this song is it’s not actively annoying imo, it’s catchy and fun to sing along to in your best Bruce voice)
(I say this somewhat affectionately, I’ve never been a huge Bruce fan but as dumb as this song is it’s not actively annoying imo, it’s catchy and fun to sing along to in your best Bruce voice)
Bruce Springsteen - Glory Days (Official Video)
YouTube video by BruceSpringsteenVEVO
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
heard this song on the radio this morning and was reminded how dumb it is, this song is SO dumb
(I say this somewhat affectionately, I’ve never been a huge Bruce fan but as dumb as this song is it’s not actively annoying imo, it’s catchy and fun to sing along to in your best Bruce voice)
(I say this somewhat affectionately, I’ve never been a huge Bruce fan but as dumb as this song is it’s not actively annoying imo, it’s catchy and fun to sing along to in your best Bruce voice)
idk, this seems unnecessarily aggressive
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
idk, this seems unnecessarily aggressive
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gotta be some use for this at some point
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
gotta be some use for this at some point
high protein/low or no sugar cereal—minus the “dudes only” branding—is a thing that has already existed for years now and can be purchased at any normie store like walmart
this stuff is strictly for the most fragile manbabies on earth, under the guise of “health”
this stuff is strictly for the most fragile manbabies on earth, under the guise of “health”
January 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
high protein/low or no sugar cereal—minus the “dudes only” branding—is a thing that has already existed for years now and can be purchased at any normie store like walmart
this stuff is strictly for the most fragile manbabies on earth, under the guise of “health”
this stuff is strictly for the most fragile manbabies on earth, under the guise of “health”
seeing every Phillies fan (rightly) having the exact same reaction to this news is very funny
Max Kepler will be suspended 80 games after testing positive for epitrenbolone, a performance enhancing substance, in violation of MLB's Joint Drug Prevention & Treatment Program, the commissioner's office announced Friday. Kepler, a free agent, was with the Phillies last year.
January 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
seeing every Phillies fan (rightly) having the exact same reaction to this news is very funny
if you are understandably despairing about the way things are lately, I cannot possibly emphasize enough that you should watch this
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
if you are understandably despairing about the way things are lately, I cannot possibly emphasize enough that you should watch this
any reporter worth their salt (so probably none in the current WH press corps actually in the room, making this a moot point, I know) should immediately follow this up with “but that’s not true, though, we all saw it”
Vance: "She was trying to ram this guy with her car, he shot back, he defended himself, he's already been seriously wounded in operations before. And everybody that is repeating the lie that this is some innocent woman who was out for a drive in Minneapolis, you should be ashamed of yourselves"
January 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
any reporter worth their salt (so probably none in the current WH press corps actually in the room, making this a moot point, I know) should immediately follow this up with “but that’s not true, though, we all saw it”
I want the unsolved mysteries title card throwback phils cap
January 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I want the unsolved mysteries title card throwback phils cap
being a prominent Democratic elected official means posting things like “the local and national divisions of Murdering Innocent People Inc. should never operate in silos”
By refusing to coordinate with local law enforcement, ICE is not making our community safe. It is making it less safe.
www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...
www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...
‘She was an amazing human being’: Mother identifies woman shot, killed by ICE agent
Renee Nicole Good, 37, lived in Minneapolis with her partner just blocks from where she was shot.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
being a prominent Democratic elected official means posting things like “the local and national divisions of Murdering Innocent People Inc. should never operate in silos”
evergreen, and now more than ever
tom homan is a BITCH
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
evergreen, and now more than ever