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brainplan
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Phillies, Lifetime movie, Cop Rock, discontinued McDonald’s menu items/ad campaigns enthusiast. But we don’t have to talk about any of that, we can talk about your things, whatever.
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calling off work because I stepped outside and conked my head on a hunk of fog
screenshot from my weather app this morning that reads: ⚠️ WEATHER ALERT Freezing Fog Advisory
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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They Might Be Giants - Jackie The Clipper (Official Video)
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November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
brainplan.bsky.social
cosign this 100%

it’s not only unbelievably annoying to drag the terrible stuff into the replies of a post that’s not about the terrible stuff, it’s also just weird behavior, don’t be weird
lindaholmes.bsky.social Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 7d
I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
brainplan.bsky.social
it is International Men’s Day and as a man myself (barely, technically) I think we can all agree that real life men have blown it so let’s focus our energies on celebrating the world’s greatest fictional man:
print ad for the Sport & Shave Ken doll, ad copy reads: It's Ken® with a whole new look for 1980! He's athletic. He's all man. He even “shaves"! Kids can draw a beard on his face, then "shave" it off. Again and again. Or draw funny mustaches. It's fun! They can pretend he's a tennis star or marathon runner with or without a mustache. He's got a big date with glamorous Barbie® doll and he's been working out all day. Never fear - everything's included to help him get ready. Our man Ken comes with beard marker, shaving mug, 2 "shavers,” after shave/cologne bottle, toothbrush, toothpaste tube, hairbrush, comb, hair dryer, wristwatch, tennis racket, jacket, shorts, long pants, shoes. 4-color chip pics included are of a child “shaving” Sport & Shave Ken, detail of the facial hair being drawn on Ken’s face with the beard marker, Ken being “shaved,” Ken in his “Sport” tennis outfit, his “night on the town with Barbie long pants and scandalously revealing satiny shirt, all of the accessories which were definitely not choking and/or shoving up your nose/in your ears hazards for little kids
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
brainplan.bsky.social
telling my kids this is LCD Soundsystem
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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FINE, I’ll do it
social media post from Variety featuring a pic of Sylvester Stallone in a snazzy suit and cool guy shades with the headline “Showrunner Wanted: 'Tulsa King' Goes Into Season 4 Without Creative Lead On Set”
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.
Duane Puryear holding the AIDS quilt panel he completed before his death. It reads "MY NAME IS DUANE KEARNS PURYEAR. I WAS BORN ON DECEMBER 20, 1964. I WAS DIAGONISED WITH AIDS ON SEPTEMBER 7, 1987 AT 4:45 PM. I WAS 22 YEARS OLD. SOMETIMES, IT MAKES ME VERY SAD. I MADE THIS PANEL MYSELF. IF YOU ARE READING IT. I AM DEAD..."
March 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
brainplan.bsky.social
reading rumors that the Pirates are in on Schwarber
Tim Robinson “you sure about that?” face
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I found all of that Olivia Nuzzi mess to be pretty funny up until about 24 hours ago, and then it was like a switch flipped and now I every time I see something about it
detail of the panel from Watchmen where Doctor Manhattan is saying “I AM TIRED OF EARTH. THESE PEOPLE. I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.”
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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people keep asking if we’re having #RockOnTuesday next week since it’s Thanksgiving week and I need you people to focus and practice some mindfulness or whatever, there is a #RockOnTuesday happening TODAY, right now, you should already be rocking on as you’re reading this COME ON
extremely low res pic of Michael “Danny Romalotti” Damian that appears to be from the late 1980s/early 1990s Damian’s rocking a black leather jacket with graphic tee underneath and his hair is teased out as fuck—think later seasons Stamos on Full House and you get the idea in the upper left hand corner, black text reads #RockOnTuesday
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Von Hayes? The Santa collector?
a mustachioed Von Hayes, sitting in front of his fireplace surrounded by a ridiculous number of Santas (I count at least two dozen surrounding him and on the mantel above him)
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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multiple days in a row of just rancid and/or weird af vibes on this platform (with a brief respite last night during the birds game), idek what is happening
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
brainplan.bsky.social
you can’t do that* any more, because of woke

*Lionel Richie’s Jamaican accent in All Night Long
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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pic of Puddle of Mudd’s Wes Scantlin with headline “Puddle of Mudd's Wes Scantlin wants to move past legal troubles, says he "really seriously don't really do that much wrong things"”
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
brainplan.bsky.social
“the sphere of screwy legend” sounds like the title of a feature-length action adventure comedy starring The Three Stooges
annabower.bsky.social Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 3d
“Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.”

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I did not like to think about it just as later I would not like to think about the worm in his brain that other people found so funny. I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an intruder therein. Others thought he was a madman; he was not quite mad the way they thought, but I loved the private ways that he was mad. I loved that he was insatiable in all ways, as if he would swallow up the whole world just to know it better if he could. He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. "Baby, don't worry," he said. "It's not a worm. ." A doctor he trusted had reviewed the scans of his brain obtained by The New York Times, he said, and concluded that the shadowy figure was likely not a parasite at all. He sighed. It was too late to interfere with what had already vaulted from the sphere of meme to the sphere of screwy legend, but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain.
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
brainplan.bsky.social
more like Jared Goof
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
brainplan.bsky.social
did Collinsworth just say “it’s hard to catch a butt in this weather”?
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
brainplan.bsky.social
those ChatGPT ads are some LOSER shit
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
brainplan.bsky.social
this is gonna end with a Super Bowl ad where Luke Wilson and Billy Bob Thornton fight, isn’t it
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
brainplan.bsky.social
is Carrie Underwood the most boring mega star? sources* are saying yes

*sources = me
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
brainplan.bsky.social
they should do it the old fashioned way: $600 now, then a promise for an additional $2,000, and then another check for $1,400 and be like “this + the $600 you already got = $2,000, just like we promised”
fintwitter.bsky.social FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 3d
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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once again: go birds
John Ashcroft
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November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean

Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens

Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance

And when you get the choice to keep or lose your pants

take off your PAAAAAAAAANTS
take off your pants
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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I am SO MAD at this guy for going into the food industry but not doing so for the sole purpose of making a line of handcrafted breakfast syrups called Stavis Maples
LinkedIn profile page for Matt Stavis; bio reads “Hard working cook passionate about food and creating a great work environment” below bio, info reads “GALA CATERING, INC. • Salem State University Gloucester, Massachusetts, United States”
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM