Brian Coulter
@philabcoulter.bsky.social
You know how many cups of coffee I need to function? Zero. The possibility of Twitter’s death fuels my mornings.
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Brian Coulter
@philabcoulter.bsky.social
· Feb 12
AJ Brown adding a new, more terrifying level of WR social media posting with essentially “The war is over, but my sword still thirsts for blood.” @edsbs.bsky.social @pablo.show
Strange season!
Glazer: Eagles CB Jaire Alexander to step away from football.
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Strange season!
“President Trump effusively praises Nick Sirianni and the Philadelphia Eagles on the Pat McAfee Show” is one of those unexpected outcomes of the wish on the monkey’s paw.
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
“President Trump effusively praises Nick Sirianni and the Philadelphia Eagles on the Pat McAfee Show” is one of those unexpected outcomes of the wish on the monkey’s paw.
Positives: Eagles win!
Negatives: The will to live gets increasingly shorter with every sports game I watch from Philadelphia. It is apparent that they will murder me eventually, and my only hope is that it is sudden.
Negatives: The will to live gets increasingly shorter with every sports game I watch from Philadelphia. It is apparent that they will murder me eventually, and my only hope is that it is sudden.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Positives: Eagles win!
Negatives: The will to live gets increasingly shorter with every sports game I watch from Philadelphia. It is apparent that they will murder me eventually, and my only hope is that it is sudden.
Negatives: The will to live gets increasingly shorter with every sports game I watch from Philadelphia. It is apparent that they will murder me eventually, and my only hope is that it is sudden.
One of my favorite bullshit sports rules is that after the punting team touches the ball, the returning team could do practically anything without consequences.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One of my favorite bullshit sports rules is that after the punting team touches the ball, the returning team could do practically anything without consequences.
If RedZone wanted to throw like five uninterrupted minutes of commercials right now nobody would mind.
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If RedZone wanted to throw like five uninterrupted minutes of commercials right now nobody would mind.
That’s a top 10 catch all time
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
That’s a top 10 catch all time
This precedent is dangerous to Orion Kerkering’s next CBP appearance.
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This precedent is dangerous to Orion Kerkering’s next CBP appearance.
Missing to the left is how he shot someone in the face.
Cheney, huh? This missing just a bit to the left habit is for the birds.
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Missing to the left is how he shot someone in the face.
We overreact on occasion, I get it. This is one of those times, I don’t care:
Multiple people need to be fired from the Commanders for letting Daniels continue to play down THIRTY EIGHT TO SEVEN IN THE FOURTH QUARTER
Multiple people need to be fired from the Commanders for letting Daniels continue to play down THIRTY EIGHT TO SEVEN IN THE FOURTH QUARTER
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
We overreact on occasion, I get it. This is one of those times, I don’t care:
Multiple people need to be fired from the Commanders for letting Daniels continue to play down THIRTY EIGHT TO SEVEN IN THE FOURTH QUARTER
Multiple people need to be fired from the Commanders for letting Daniels continue to play down THIRTY EIGHT TO SEVEN IN THE FOURTH QUARTER
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nah, he doesn't really care about MLB, he's more interested in the minors
well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
nah, he doesn't really care about MLB, he's more interested in the minors
If that happened at CBP the building would be on fire.
Just think, that could have been the Phillies if they weren’t plagued by being the Phillies
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If that happened at CBP the building would be on fire.
Yeah the Dodgers winning sucks but that’s one of the greatest games in sports history.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Yeah the Dodgers winning sucks but that’s one of the greatest games in sports history.
Special performance by the fans behind home plate. Everyone focused.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Special performance by the fans behind home plate. Everyone focused.
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You’re never gonna guess what Will Smith just did
for a game that does not involve philadelphia, this one involves a lot of philadelphia
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You’re never gonna guess what Will Smith just did
Will Smith? The rapper?
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Will Smith? The rapper?
People that have never met each other before will get married later in life by using this game as a bonding experience.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
People that have never met each other before will get married later in life by using this game as a bonding experience.
Dave Roberts staring at Clayton Kershaw in the bullpen like the Goblin mask
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Dave Roberts staring at Clayton Kershaw in the bullpen like the Goblin mask
Baseball is the greatest sport in the world
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Baseball is the greatest sport in the world
You play over 200 games since February and your entire season relies on Hoffman and Seranthony. What a sport.
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You play over 200 games since February and your entire season relies on Hoffman and Seranthony. What a sport.
Seranthony is either missing away or throwing it middle-middle. Feels bad.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Seranthony is either missing away or throwing it middle-middle. Feels bad.
I’d be in the ambulance are you fucking kidding me.
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’d be in the ambulance are you fucking kidding me.
Pinning your hopes on former Phillies relievers is far less reliable.
husband is 100% more stressed about this game than he was both times i gave birth
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Pinning your hopes on former Phillies relievers is far less reliable.
Seranthony warming up feels like a threat
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Seranthony warming up feels like a threat