Bluesky’s Golf Guy
@cparish.bsky.social
"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." ~Thoreau, and everyone who's ever 3-putted. Inside Sports Network golf contributor.
Honestly the way this is going I hope they approve the map because I don’t think it’s going to work out the way they think it will. But of course that won’t happen.
Breaking news: Supreme Court Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. issued a brief pause on a lower court order blocking a new congressional map in Texas that would give Republicans an edge in winning five additional House seats.
Supreme Court justice pauses order blocking Texas map favoring GOP
The order will give the high court time to consider an appeal by Texas, which is seeking to overturn the ruling by a panel of federal judges.
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November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Honestly the way this is going I hope they approve the map because I don’t think it’s going to work out the way they think it will. But of course that won’t happen.
The offers the 49ers got to trade for this guy were bordering on absurd. Instead they re-signed him and they’re about to lose him for nothing. great work!
BREAKING: Fifteen months after signing a four-year, $120 million extension, Brandon Aiyuk and the 49ers appear headed toward a divorce, sources tell me and @mikesilver.bsky.social.
More on voided future guarantees, frustrations and what comes next: www.nytimes.com/athletic/682...
More on voided future guarantees, frustrations and what comes next: www.nytimes.com/athletic/682...
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The offers the 49ers got to trade for this guy were bordering on absurd. Instead they re-signed him and they’re about to lose him for nothing. great work!
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This is absolutely. batshit. insane.
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
I Skied Down Mount Everest (world first, no oxygen)
YouTube video by Red Bull
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This is absolutely. batshit. insane.
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
Gotta say I keep saying incendiary posts about Davis Mills, and yet he keeps playing pretty decent football.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Gotta say I keep saying incendiary posts about Davis Mills, and yet he keeps playing pretty decent football.
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Coming around to the “we need to bring back shame” argument
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Coming around to the “we need to bring back shame” argument
I was just looking at someone’s IG story and I accidentally clicked on some button that tried to call them while I flailed unsuccessfully to stop this call and why the fuck is that even an option???
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I was just looking at someone’s IG story and I accidentally clicked on some button that tried to call them while I flailed unsuccessfully to stop this call and why the fuck is that even an option???
Red Alley. Wow. I love that.
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Red Alley. Wow. I love that.
God, if I had $3.5 million I'd help out my alma mater here because this stinks for all these employees.
Sadly I barely have $3.5 thousand.
Sadly I barely have $3.5 thousand.
Roger Williams University is mandating that most of its full-time employees take a one-week unpaid furlough to tackle its $3.5 million budget deficit.
Roger Williams University mandates unpaid furloughs for most employees - The Boston Globe
The furloughs will address "up to half" of the projected $3.5 million budget deficit, according to a letter sent to faculty and staff.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
God, if I had $3.5 million I'd help out my alma mater here because this stinks for all these employees.
Sadly I barely have $3.5 thousand.
Sadly I barely have $3.5 thousand.
You guys, Vince Whaley has to win eventually right? Right?
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Full list of Swing Season Players who have yet to miss a cut with a min of 3 Starts (Austin Eckroat cut off from pic)
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Full list of Swing Season Players who have yet to miss a cut with a min of 3 Starts (Austin Eckroat cut off from pic)
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
You guys, Vince Whaley has to win eventually right? Right?
Sugar on snow is hot maple syrup poured over snow (or ice shavings) and served with a pickle. If you don’t eat the pickle, you’re a Flatlander.
(From my hometown of St. Albans, Vermont — the maple syrup capital of the world.)
(From my hometown of St. Albans, Vermont — the maple syrup capital of the world.)
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sugar on snow is hot maple syrup poured over snow (or ice shavings) and served with a pickle. If you don’t eat the pickle, you’re a Flatlander.
(From my hometown of St. Albans, Vermont — the maple syrup capital of the world.)
(From my hometown of St. Albans, Vermont — the maple syrup capital of the world.)
I made the mistake of using a website to get a quote on a house project and got absolutely inundated by calls from contractors. One company called me 3 times a day for a small tile project.
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I made the mistake of using a website to get a quote on a house project and got absolutely inundated by calls from contractors. One company called me 3 times a day for a small tile project.
Hey friends, Pat Mayo is on Bsky! One of the GOATs of DFS content. Give him a follow!
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hey friends, Pat Mayo is on Bsky! One of the GOATs of DFS content. Give him a follow!
As an Eagles fan, that call was soft as hell. Gross that the game ends like that.
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
As an Eagles fan, that call was soft as hell. Gross that the game ends like that.
After a score and at the 2 minute warning, NBC didn’t take a commercial break? That’s odd.
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
After a score and at the 2 minute warning, NBC didn’t take a commercial break? That’s odd.
“Hey Democrats, I know you suddenly feel more momentum now than at any point in the past year, but one question: what the fuck is wrong with you?”
The anti-Trump coalition of professional liberals, progressives, independents and former Republicans have spent the past year gathering in Washington to talk about their grim new reality.
Democrats spent a year at rock bottom. Have they learned any lessons?
It’s been a long year of arguments, wisdom-mongering and profanity for the professional left and its allies.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“Hey Democrats, I know you suddenly feel more momentum now than at any point in the past year, but one question: what the fuck is wrong with you?”
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never forget when Shania Twain did the Grey Cup halftime show and was transported to the stage by a pack of sled dogs
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
never forget when Shania Twain did the Grey Cup halftime show and was transported to the stage by a pack of sled dogs
there is a lot of really bad football happening today
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
there is a lot of really bad football happening today
I feel like I’m losing my mind watching this game
Mike McDaniel calling run plays up the gut at the goal-line from under center instead of kicking a field goal. No one wants to win this game.
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I feel like I’m losing my mind watching this game
I do this in video games sometimes and I chuckle to myself and think “well that’s not realistic” and then he just went and did it in real life
Jeremiyah Love with a spin move and runs it all the way for a 56-yard touchdown run.
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I do this in video games sometimes and I chuckle to myself and think “well that’s not realistic” and then he just went and did it in real life
I think everyone should get stoned and slowly sip bourbon at a townie bar. It’s a beautiful experience.
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I think everyone should get stoned and slowly sip bourbon at a townie bar. It’s a beautiful experience.
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This man, Rev. Michael Woolf, wrote this for us earlier this month: "It is up to us to keep our communities safe from this terror, and scripture tells us that God will meet us there—at the picket line, amid the tear gas." sojo.net/articles/opi...
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This man, Rev. Michael Woolf, wrote this for us earlier this month: "It is up to us to keep our communities safe from this terror, and scripture tells us that God will meet us there—at the picket line, amid the tear gas." sojo.net/articles/opi...
love to get wine drunk with my wife and send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a sunday night
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
love to get wine drunk with my wife and send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a sunday night
16 steals!!!
Hannah Hidalgo had a monster night anyway but sixteen steals is absurd (via ESPNW)
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
16 steals!!!
I don't entirely agree with the argument, but this is easily the best breakdown I've read from anyone writing about the perils of sports betting -- it's articulate and well-sourced and knows what it's actually talking about, and I appreciated that a ton while reading it.
Golf Is Ripe for a Gambling Scandal
The MLB and NBA sports betting and gambling scandals are bad, but a UFC investigation may be a better comparison for how golf may get caught up in the chaos.
www.thefriedegg.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I don't entirely agree with the argument, but this is easily the best breakdown I've read from anyone writing about the perils of sports betting -- it's articulate and well-sourced and knows what it's actually talking about, and I appreciated that a ton while reading it.
I've given up on Donald Trump ever actually seeing any sort of consequences.
This would be a nice consolation prize.
This would be a nice consolation prize.
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I've given up on Donald Trump ever actually seeing any sort of consequences.
This would be a nice consolation prize.
This would be a nice consolation prize.