Bluesky’s Golf Guy
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"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." ~Thoreau, and everyone who's ever 3-putted. Inside Sports Network golf contributor.
You can talk yourself into Scottie all you want this week but when it comes time to actually build the lineup…
January 19, 2026 at 6:07 PM
You can talk yourself into Scottie all you want this week but when it comes time to actually build the lineup…
THAT WAS COOL AS HELL!!!!!
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
THAT WAS COOL AS HELL!!!!!
It was the little Gotterup we snuck in, folks.
Made a couple late changes; cut Meissner and Hodges for dfs ownership reasons. Added Keefer, Pendrith, and Parry. Also snuck in a little Gotterup.
Hey you guys, stop doomscrolling for a minute. It's golf season! Sony Open kicks off tomorrow (maybe for the last time?).
My winner: Ben Griffin
Longshot: Austin Eckroat
Super Sleeper: Ryo Hisatsune
Other under-the-radar guys I like: Reitan, Echavarria, Meissner, Grillo, Hodges, Bridgeman, Mouw.
My winner: Ben Griffin
Longshot: Austin Eckroat
Super Sleeper: Ryo Hisatsune
Other under-the-radar guys I like: Reitan, Echavarria, Meissner, Grillo, Hodges, Bridgeman, Mouw.
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
It was the little Gotterup we snuck in, folks.
BDN off the top rope
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 AM
BDN off the top rope
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Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
Will Campbell is bad at football. And sex.
January 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Will Campbell is bad at football. And sex.
Lost in the fog of Stroud being absolute ass is that Maye has now fumbled twice and almost fumbled a third time and is being awfully cavalier with those pump fakes.
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Lost in the fog of Stroud being absolute ass is that Maye has now fumbled twice and almost fumbled a third time and is being awfully cavalier with those pump fakes.
I live 10 minutes from Gillette Stadium and I hate the Patriots. This is basically my nightmare.
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I live 10 minutes from Gillette Stadium and I hate the Patriots. This is basically my nightmare.
Ball knower ⬇️
Stroud is itching to throw a pick.
January 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Ball knower ⬇️
Ted Cruz said this was awesome not 5 minutes before this interview
Rand Paul on invading Greenland: "I've heard no Republican support for that. Even the most hawkish members of our caucus have said they won't support it. He keeps rattling the cage. As far as trying to buy it peacefully, you don't get purchasers to come around by berating them."
January 18, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Ted Cruz said this was awesome not 5 minutes before this interview
Get ready for 40 percent owned Aberg next week. A legendary fade opportunity.
January 18, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Get ready for 40 percent owned Aberg next week. A legendary fade opportunity.
Yesterday while I was discussing the virtues of Showdown contests with some people in the ISN Discord I decided I’d throw together a lineup, but most everything was already full so I just entered this small contest with 60 people in it and, well,
January 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Yesterday while I was discussing the virtues of Showdown contests with some people in the ISN Discord I decided I’d throw together a lineup, but most everything was already full so I just entered this small contest with 60 people in it and, well,
My 4 year old: I’m doing something special but it’s a secret, you can’t know about it.
Me: Ok, got it, I won’t look
(2 minutes later)
4YO: How do you spell “Happy Birthday Dad?”
Me: Ok, got it, I won’t look
(2 minutes later)
4YO: How do you spell “Happy Birthday Dad?”
January 17, 2026 at 1:38 PM
My 4 year old: I’m doing something special but it’s a secret, you can’t know about it.
Me: Ok, got it, I won’t look
(2 minutes later)
4YO: How do you spell “Happy Birthday Dad?”
Me: Ok, got it, I won’t look
(2 minutes later)
4YO: How do you spell “Happy Birthday Dad?”
I should apparently post videos of me just indiscriminately murdering NPCs in RDR2 online for everyone to see
join me as i play wii golf like a good millennial
January 17, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I should apparently post videos of me just indiscriminately murdering NPCs in RDR2 online for everyone to see
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
This might really be the final nail for the owners. A cap is coming. It has to now.
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
This might really be the final nail for the owners. A cap is coming. It has to now.
lol what a moron
DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin on "acts of violence" against ICE agents in Minnesota: "Pouring water on the ground so that it would freeze the ground in front of our federal law enforcement vehicles so that they would potentially slide, crash, and potentially kill them"
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
lol what a moron
I donated to this; they’re doing well but there’s a few things they still need.
We are in fact DESPERATE for winter coats, waterproof gloves, and good boots. We get so many wonderful donations but it is so cold and the numbers of unhoused unsheltered people are going up at the absolute worst time for it, and we run out of coats weekly.
The frigid Twin Cities temperatures will hurt the homeless; so do not gloat about the impact on ICE without also stepping up here:
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I donated to this; they’re doing well but there’s a few things they still need.
I was hacked, I was never on Reitan and none of you can prove a goddamn thing.
shhh…I’m still on Reitan haha
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I was hacked, I was never on Reitan and none of you can prove a goddamn thing.
This, but it's just me celebrating when Austin Eckroat wins the Sony Open
Will this be a mobile-app only feature for a bit? Looks great so far!
Also would love to see something like this from what Twitter used to do:
A live-sports feed where you can click into it and see conversations about it (since Bluesky is now the official app of sports @dennycarter.bsky.social
Also would love to see something like this from what Twitter used to do:
A live-sports feed where you can click into it and see conversations about it (since Bluesky is now the official app of sports @dennycarter.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
This, but it's just me celebrating when Austin Eckroat wins the Sony Open
Made a couple late changes; cut Meissner and Hodges for dfs ownership reasons. Added Keefer, Pendrith, and Parry. Also snuck in a little Gotterup.
Hey you guys, stop doomscrolling for a minute. It's golf season! Sony Open kicks off tomorrow (maybe for the last time?).
My winner: Ben Griffin
Longshot: Austin Eckroat
Super Sleeper: Ryo Hisatsune
Other under-the-radar guys I like: Reitan, Echavarria, Meissner, Grillo, Hodges, Bridgeman, Mouw.
My winner: Ben Griffin
Longshot: Austin Eckroat
Super Sleeper: Ryo Hisatsune
Other under-the-radar guys I like: Reitan, Echavarria, Meissner, Grillo, Hodges, Bridgeman, Mouw.
January 15, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Made a couple late changes; cut Meissner and Hodges for dfs ownership reasons. Added Keefer, Pendrith, and Parry. Also snuck in a little Gotterup.
Hey you guys, stop doomscrolling for a minute. It's golf season! Sony Open kicks off tomorrow (maybe for the last time?).
My winner: Ben Griffin
Longshot: Austin Eckroat
Super Sleeper: Ryo Hisatsune
Other under-the-radar guys I like: Reitan, Echavarria, Meissner, Grillo, Hodges, Bridgeman, Mouw.
My winner: Ben Griffin
Longshot: Austin Eckroat
Super Sleeper: Ryo Hisatsune
Other under-the-radar guys I like: Reitan, Echavarria, Meissner, Grillo, Hodges, Bridgeman, Mouw.
January 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Hey you guys, stop doomscrolling for a minute. It's golf season! Sony Open kicks off tomorrow (maybe for the last time?).
My winner: Ben Griffin
Longshot: Austin Eckroat
Super Sleeper: Ryo Hisatsune
Other under-the-radar guys I like: Reitan, Echavarria, Meissner, Grillo, Hodges, Bridgeman, Mouw.
My winner: Ben Griffin
Longshot: Austin Eckroat
Super Sleeper: Ryo Hisatsune
Other under-the-radar guys I like: Reitan, Echavarria, Meissner, Grillo, Hodges, Bridgeman, Mouw.
I mean, I get it
January 14, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I mean, I get it
Could have done it 6 weeks ago and maybe made a run, but good job telling us all it was gonna be fine.
Breaking News
Eagles fire OC Kevin Patullo.
Eagles fire OC Kevin Patullo.
January 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Could have done it 6 weeks ago and maybe made a run, but good job telling us all it was gonna be fine.
Just had something interesting happen; I was filling out a form for a car insurance claim and semi-accidentally clicked multiple times, and a box popped up asking if I'd like to speak to a representative and apologized for any frustration I was experiencing.
January 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Just had something interesting happen; I was filling out a form for a car insurance claim and semi-accidentally clicked multiple times, and a box popped up asking if I'd like to speak to a representative and apologized for any frustration I was experiencing.