Bluesky’s Golf Guy
@cparish.bsky.social
"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." ~Thoreau, and everyone who's ever 3-putted. Inside Sports Network golf contributor.
kudos to my sister in law who is cool as shit and who understands the struggle
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
kudos to my sister in law who is cool as shit and who understands the struggle
Sugar on snow is hot maple syrup poured over snow (or ice shavings) and served with a pickle. If you don’t eat the pickle, you’re a Flatlander.
(From my hometown of St. Albans, Vermont — the maple syrup capital of the world.)
(From my hometown of St. Albans, Vermont — the maple syrup capital of the world.)
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sugar on snow is hot maple syrup poured over snow (or ice shavings) and served with a pickle. If you don’t eat the pickle, you’re a Flatlander.
(From my hometown of St. Albans, Vermont — the maple syrup capital of the world.)
(From my hometown of St. Albans, Vermont — the maple syrup capital of the world.)
here’s a photo of me and my colleague with Madden 12 cover finalists Michael Vick and Peyton Hillis, whose neck is as thick as my entire torso.
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
here’s a photo of me and my colleague with Madden 12 cover finalists Michael Vick and Peyton Hillis, whose neck is as thick as my entire torso.
These bullshit side ads while you’ve paused a show on HBO are the pathetic last vestiges of late stage capitalism. I’m surprised it hasn’t taken over the full screen.
October 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
These bullshit side ads while you’ve paused a show on HBO are the pathetic last vestiges of late stage capitalism. I’m surprised it hasn’t taken over the full screen.
It’s time. It’s time for the annual West Wing rewatch. I usually make it to December. This year I…did not make it to December.
October 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It’s time. It’s time for the annual West Wing rewatch. I usually make it to December. This year I…did not make it to December.
Justin Fields looks different than I remember.
September 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Justin Fields looks different than I remember.
Reading this brought me immense joy. Vincenzi is such a clown. We laughed about this in the ISN group chat:
September 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Reading this brought me immense joy. Vincenzi is such a clown. We laughed about this in the ISN group chat:
I got four calls in 5 minutes tonight. I don’t even live in New York.
September 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I got four calls in 5 minutes tonight. I don’t even live in New York.
I just got 5 spam calls in 5 minutes and I swear to god I don’t understand how this isn’t illegal.
September 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I just got 5 spam calls in 5 minutes and I swear to god I don’t understand how this isn’t illegal.
Absurd pricing for drinks at the Ryder Cup this week -- not even counting the four-figure cost to get there in the first place.
September 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Absurd pricing for drinks at the Ryder Cup this week -- not even counting the four-figure cost to get there in the first place.
@danaschwartz.bsky.social this is an outrage!
September 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
@danaschwartz.bsky.social this is an outrage!
Something I’m not sure I’ve EVER seen in my limited time looking at data; a significant majority of bettors were on the under. (So I’ve got the over, but I got a slightly better number.)
September 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Something I’m not sure I’ve EVER seen in my limited time looking at data; a significant majority of bettors were on the under. (So I’ve got the over, but I got a slightly better number.)
You simply cannot tell me this team doesn’t have the Ryder Cup fever. You just cannot.
August 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You simply cannot tell me this team doesn’t have the Ryder Cup fever. You just cannot.
My colleague threatened to fill my office with bees while I was on vacation, and she came through.
August 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My colleague threatened to fill my office with bees while I was on vacation, and she came through.
One of my favorite social bits is writing things on people’s calendars. You can write anything!
*Get Drunk
*Throw Away All the Leftovers
*Sex Night!
*Tell Chris a Joke
*WILD CARD!
*Get Drunk
*Throw Away All the Leftovers
*Sex Night!
*Tell Chris a Joke
*WILD CARD!
August 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
One of my favorite social bits is writing things on people’s calendars. You can write anything!
*Get Drunk
*Throw Away All the Leftovers
*Sex Night!
*Tell Chris a Joke
*WILD CARD!
*Get Drunk
*Throw Away All the Leftovers
*Sex Night!
*Tell Chris a Joke
*WILD CARD!
Got these Reddit headlines back to back. What a coincidence.
August 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Got these Reddit headlines back to back. What a coincidence.
ANNOUNCEMENT: I am a Queen Bee for the second consecutive day.
August 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT: I am a Queen Bee for the second consecutive day.
Absolutely deplorable conditions.
August 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Absolutely deplorable conditions.
Exciting news for my golf fans who also love football -- ISN has added NFL Best Ball rankings!!! Good opportunity to come join the community and also enter some Best Ball contests, which I've grown to love quite a bit over the past couple of years.
August 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Exciting news for my golf fans who also love football -- ISN has added NFL Best Ball rankings!!! Good opportunity to come join the community and also enter some Best Ball contests, which I've grown to love quite a bit over the past couple of years.
