JenX-cellent
@jenx-cellent.bsky.social
I don't care that you drank from the hose. 🍁
Windchimes are like listening to a preschool class during circle music time, where everyone has a different instrument and no one is playing the same song.
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Windchimes are like listening to a preschool class during circle music time, where everyone has a different instrument and no one is playing the same song.
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we need an untethered disney princess whose rage knows no bounds
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
we need an untethered disney princess whose rage knows no bounds
Did we ever figure out where all the cowboys went?
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Did we ever figure out where all the cowboys went?
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Do you ever go out and think “this is exactly why I don’t go out.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Do you ever go out and think “this is exactly why I don’t go out.”
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This whisky tastes a lot like I won’t be going to work tomorrow.
January 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This whisky tastes a lot like I won’t be going to work tomorrow.
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hate it when people brag about their extravaganzas when some of us don’t have any vaganzas at all
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
hate it when people brag about their extravaganzas when some of us don’t have any vaganzas at all
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My party trick is not showing up
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My party trick is not showing up
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
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Nostalgia is just your past, politely lying to you.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Nostalgia is just your past, politely lying to you.
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good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
I just remembered I'm still 'It' from the last game of Tag I played forty years ago. Now I must go outside today and transfer this burden to someone else.
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I just remembered I'm still 'It' from the last game of Tag I played forty years ago. Now I must go outside today and transfer this burden to someone else.
People my age are extremely tiresome.
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
People my age are extremely tiresome.
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on facebook everyone is fighting a battle they won’t fucking shut up about
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
on facebook everyone is fighting a battle they won’t fucking shut up about
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Don't listen to the girls with the weird eyebrows.
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Don't listen to the girls with the weird eyebrows.
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The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
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Nothing good ever happens when I'm vertical.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Nothing good ever happens when I'm vertical.
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Gunpowder treason would be a beautiful name for a baby
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Gunpowder treason would be a beautiful name for a baby
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wild rice is just regular rice that knows how to fucking party
October 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
wild rice is just regular rice that knows how to fucking party
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Explaining myself sounds exhausting, just judge me.
October 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Explaining myself sounds exhausting, just judge me.
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i get separation anxiety whenever i’m away from my bed for too long
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i get separation anxiety whenever i’m away from my bed for too long
If you think I'm weird on the outside, you should hear me on the inside.
October 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If you think I'm weird on the outside, you should hear me on the inside.
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I've really got to stop buying these generic brands. Somehow, this Hamburger Enabler just doesn't taste quite the same.
October 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I've really got to stop buying these generic brands. Somehow, this Hamburger Enabler just doesn't taste quite the same.
With inflation, I need $2,226,172.49 to buy you that monkey.
October 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
With inflation, I need $2,226,172.49 to buy you that monkey.
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i don’t know what the fuck any of you are talking about
October 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i don’t know what the fuck any of you are talking about
I think I'll skip Disney's new movie, Fievel Goes To Alligator Alcatraz.
October 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I think I'll skip Disney's new movie, Fievel Goes To Alligator Alcatraz.