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Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call
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When someone gets water down the wrong pipe and starts coughing I say "rough day at the orifice?"
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
When someone gets water down the wrong pipe and starts coughing I say "rough day at the orifice?"
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December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about the Rapture? KNOW THE SIGNS:
LOL: left on land
WTF: where’s the family
ROFL: rapture only for losers
OMG: oh ma geddon
LOL: left on land
WTF: where’s the family
ROFL: rapture only for losers
OMG: oh ma geddon
September 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about the Rapture? KNOW THE SIGNS:
LOL: left on land
WTF: where’s the family
ROFL: rapture only for losers
OMG: oh ma geddon
LOL: left on land
WTF: where’s the family
ROFL: rapture only for losers
OMG: oh ma geddon
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Tryouts for my kickass band are this weekend. So far, we have my dog Fred on the squeaky, my neighbor’s outdoor cat Trudy scratching the screen door, a cricket chirping somewhere in my bookshelf, and me on lead vocals yelling at everyone to STFU... so we’re kind of just looking for dancers. Ladies?
May 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Tryouts for my kickass band are this weekend. So far, we have my dog Fred on the squeaky, my neighbor’s outdoor cat Trudy scratching the screen door, a cricket chirping somewhere in my bookshelf, and me on lead vocals yelling at everyone to STFU... so we’re kind of just looking for dancers. Ladies?
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Yeah, I'm a fan of A24. A24-year-old movie called Little Nicky.
September 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Yeah, I'm a fan of A24. A24-year-old movie called Little Nicky.
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Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate
August 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate
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Need 4 more ringwraiths.. no reason.
September 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Need 4 more ringwraiths.. no reason.
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This seems important:
September 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This seems important:
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen
August 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen
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the coyote is the architect of his own destruction. He is clever, even intelligent, but it goes untempered by wisdom. He is a slave to his appetites, represented by the roadrunner, committing himself to the delusion that this time will be different. We are invited to heap our scorn upon him
February 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the coyote is the architect of his own destruction. He is clever, even intelligent, but it goes untempered by wisdom. He is a slave to his appetites, represented by the roadrunner, committing himself to the delusion that this time will be different. We are invited to heap our scorn upon him
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
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Waking up, turning to the cat and saying "Status Report"
June 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Waking up, turning to the cat and saying "Status Report"
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hot tub time machine gun kelly clarkson
March 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
hot tub time machine gun kelly clarkson
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I peed my pants at your dinner party because I was nervous. I pooped my pants cuz I hate you and your dumb couch.
March 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I peed my pants at your dinner party because I was nervous. I pooped my pants cuz I hate you and your dumb couch.
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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What if Schrödinger's box had a another option
February 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What if Schrödinger's box had a another option
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Is this waiter flirting with me because they just handed me a piece of paper that says ME N U
February 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Is this waiter flirting with me because they just handed me a piece of paper that says ME N U
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WINNING TEAM: all glory to god!
LOSING TEAM: thanks for nothing god u piece of shit
LOSING TEAM: thanks for nothing god u piece of shit
February 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
WINNING TEAM: all glory to god!
LOSING TEAM: thanks for nothing god u piece of shit
LOSING TEAM: thanks for nothing god u piece of shit
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Canada's not paying
February 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Canada's not paying
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Tim: This is Tim from accounting
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
February 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Tim: This is Tim from accounting
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim