J_Curtis 🇨🇦
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I like a lot of things, I dislike things. From my Canadian Prairie home. Nêhiyaw/Môniyâw. Treaty 6 Territory
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J_Curtis 🇨🇦
@j-curtis.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Take me to where the fireflies are
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An 8 year old boy was screaming in the grocery store because his dad would not buy him a chocolate bar..
So I bought one and ate it in front of him.
So I bought one and ate it in front of him.
February 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
An 8 year old boy was screaming in the grocery store because his dad would not buy him a chocolate bar..
So I bought one and ate it in front of him.
So I bought one and ate it in front of him.
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Telling my nephew Elf on the Shelf isn't returning this year because elections have consequences
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Telling my nephew Elf on the Shelf isn't returning this year because elections have consequences
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Being an adult means you just don’t care if there’s a monster under your bed anymore.
August 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Being an adult means you just don’t care if there’s a monster under your bed anymore.
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can’t teach an old dog to fish
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
can’t teach an old dog to fish
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I need a vacation full of sex.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I need a vacation full of sex.
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Noise cancelling headphones for the garbage in my head
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Noise cancelling headphones for the garbage in my head
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i wouldn’t mind mashin your taters
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i wouldn’t mind mashin your taters
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she makes the best snacks
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
she makes the best snacks
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Somewhere tomorrow, someone is going to be jealous of the turkey because even dead, it's getting stuffed.
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Somewhere tomorrow, someone is going to be jealous of the turkey because even dead, it's getting stuffed.
Have you taken leave of your senses?
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Have you taken leave of your senses?
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Tips for Managing Stress:
1. Eat healthy regular meals
2. Fresh air and exercise
3. Caffeine, lots of caffeine
4. Sleep two to three hours a night
5. Sob inconsolably
1. Eat healthy regular meals
2. Fresh air and exercise
3. Caffeine, lots of caffeine
4. Sleep two to three hours a night
5. Sob inconsolably
April 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Tips for Managing Stress:
1. Eat healthy regular meals
2. Fresh air and exercise
3. Caffeine, lots of caffeine
4. Sleep two to three hours a night
5. Sob inconsolably
1. Eat healthy regular meals
2. Fresh air and exercise
3. Caffeine, lots of caffeine
4. Sleep two to three hours a night
5. Sob inconsolably
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Subtlety is not a canine trait.
I started cooking and the dog went under my bed.
I started cooking and the dog went under my bed.
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Subtlety is not a canine trait.
I started cooking and the dog went under my bed.
I started cooking and the dog went under my bed.
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people are portals to different realities, choose wisely
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
people are portals to different realities, choose wisely
Just throw me in the wood pile when you're done
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Just throw me in the wood pile when you're done
What do you mean, bright light doesn't make you sneeze? Are you some kind of monster or something?
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What do you mean, bright light doesn't make you sneeze? Are you some kind of monster or something?
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shifting out of first gear is downright easy
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
shifting out of first gear is downright easy
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Trying to teach my 69 year old mother how to download Netflix and bed rot successfully
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Trying to teach my 69 year old mother how to download Netflix and bed rot successfully
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Grilled cheese cut into triangles is self-care
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Grilled cheese cut into triangles is self-care
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people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
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if chatbots wanted to seem more human just respond to our questions with “k”
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
if chatbots wanted to seem more human just respond to our questions with “k”
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For this holiday season I’m going to respond to all questions from my drunk relatives with various song lyrics.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
For this holiday season I’m going to respond to all questions from my drunk relatives with various song lyrics.
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Some nights I throw all of my coats on the bed in the guest room so it looks like I’m having a big party.
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Some nights I throw all of my coats on the bed in the guest room so it looks like I’m having a big party.
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Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.