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was on the fence about watching the frisco bowl but i just flipped it on and one of the first plays i saw was a unlv tight end starting his motion too late and accidentally tackling his own running back on a third and goal. i'm in
December 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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"Some of you have mentioned the massive bunker I’m building beneath the ballroom. Don’t worry about that, it’s there just in case of an emergency, like if I wanted to be Santa forever and someone lied and said I couldn’t be."
Why I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous Ballroom
As your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An...
buff.ly
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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🏆😂 Chef’s kiss
"Some of you have mentioned the massive bunker I’m building beneath the ballroom. Don’t worry about that, it’s there just in case of an emergency, like if I wanted to be Santa forever and someone lied and said I couldn’t be."
Why I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous Ballroom
As your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An...
buff.ly
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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What if the *right* people were getting punched incredibly hard in the face?
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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(2/2) The big difference between the first and second Trump terms is that the assholes who head up our institutions decided that Trump's going to have his 1000 year reich and they have to just get in line. That idea is crumbling plus ppl realize he's going to fuck you anyway no matter what you do.
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Visitors are coming, so you clean your messy house because your standard of cleanliness is based on the houses you visit, houses that look spotless since they cleaned up before you arrived after seeing your house was clean when they visited.

Together, we can stop this.

Don’t clean up.
December 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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LUNCH
October 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Don't get it twisted. Those close-up Vanity Fair photos aren't mean. They're art. Hate corrodes the container it's carried in. Exposing evil and invoking a response is art.
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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"There is no man smaller than a coward at a hero's wake."

Irish proverb
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs
May 27, 2023 at 12:42 AM
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We wear the crucifix to humbly affirm a core conviction: the righteousness of torturing the innocent.

by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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"hmm i dont know the answer to this, but i asked chat gpt" shut the fuck up . you are useless
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Ah yes, another bout with existence.
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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sorry i'm late i was sitting
December 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Look to be fair it is hard to kick with so many women working outside the home
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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14th amendment ruled a "quaint but outdated local custom" in 6-3 decision, with dissent from Kagan saying it actually is in the constitution, did you even check, and concurring opinion by Thomas arguing that calling it quaint is far too generous
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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supreme court to decide whether part of constitution is part of constitution
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 19d
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
Supreme Court agrees to hear arguments in birthright citizenship challenge
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration.
n.pr
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Under Trump, America is committing war crimes. But under Biden, there were irritating student protests at a college I did not attend. I have never felt more politically homeless.
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM