Chris
@indrifan.bsky.social
Raised in Wisconsin, 20+ year Philadelphian. Philosophy, math, cats, computery stuff, squid, I dunno, weird animals in general,
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The song was originally supposed to be “Ancient Geckos Trapped In Baltic Amber Are a Girl’s Best Friend” but it did not flow as well as diamonds
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The song was originally supposed to be “Ancient Geckos Trapped In Baltic Amber Are a Girl’s Best Friend” but it did not flow as well as diamonds
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Hey Philly!
On 12/6 knock out some holiday shopping at the Last Minute Market!
I'm hosting this market with 20 of Philly's finest local artists.
It's a great place to shop small. No $$ to billionaires here. We're, like, hundredaires around here.
Here's an invite!
luma.com/lswqro4v
On 12/6 knock out some holiday shopping at the Last Minute Market!
I'm hosting this market with 20 of Philly's finest local artists.
It's a great place to shop small. No $$ to billionaires here. We're, like, hundredaires around here.
Here's an invite!
luma.com/lswqro4v
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hey Philly!
On 12/6 knock out some holiday shopping at the Last Minute Market!
I'm hosting this market with 20 of Philly's finest local artists.
It's a great place to shop small. No $$ to billionaires here. We're, like, hundredaires around here.
Here's an invite!
luma.com/lswqro4v
On 12/6 knock out some holiday shopping at the Last Minute Market!
I'm hosting this market with 20 of Philly's finest local artists.
It's a great place to shop small. No $$ to billionaires here. We're, like, hundredaires around here.
Here's an invite!
luma.com/lswqro4v
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"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
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bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
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I have a testimonial for @sarahmackattack.bsky.social's Eel Facts Advent calendars (which can also be any old b-day countdown calendars!) 2 13-year-olds walked into our kitchen (first time visiting us), shouted "Eel facts!" simultaneously and started reading the facts together
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I have a testimonial for @sarahmackattack.bsky.social's Eel Facts Advent calendars (which can also be any old b-day countdown calendars!) 2 13-year-olds walked into our kitchen (first time visiting us), shouted "Eel facts!" simultaneously and started reading the facts together
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
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filling government positions by autistic special interest would still be more qualification than what we're doing right now
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
filling government positions by autistic special interest would still be more qualification than what we're doing right now
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be honest, who would you rather have leading the FBI if your choices are Kash Patel or a random enby picked off the street who's really into Ace Attorney
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
be honest, who would you rather have leading the FBI if your choices are Kash Patel or a random enby picked off the street who's really into Ace Attorney
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LOOK, all im saying is we've tried patriarchy and if you go back far enough we've even tried matriarchy, but we've never tried rule by neuter gender. i believe we should try something new in this bold new era (i am very unbiased)
I think this shows that right-wing men are too emotional and reactive to govern effectively, this whole “masculinism” thing has gone too far and we need to get back to the traditional feminine values that built this country
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
LOOK, all im saying is we've tried patriarchy and if you go back far enough we've even tried matriarchy, but we've never tried rule by neuter gender. i believe we should try something new in this bold new era (i am very unbiased)
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Crazy aura farming to go to a meeting about how your invention is impossible with a working version of your invention
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Crazy aura farming to go to a meeting about how your invention is impossible with a working version of your invention
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I’ve heard there was a chord progression / that David played, for the love of Heaven / but I guess we’re called chord progressions “chords” now / it goes like this: the augIV, the maj7II /now you know what you have to do / click like and subscribe and leave a comment / hallelujah / hallelujah
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’ve heard there was a chord progression / that David played, for the love of Heaven / but I guess we’re called chord progressions “chords” now / it goes like this: the augIV, the maj7II /now you know what you have to do / click like and subscribe and leave a comment / hallelujah / hallelujah
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There’s bigger stuff to be mad about but motherfucker I gotta take off half my clothes for your moronic crowd control security theater. If I’m dressed up that’s worse. So no. I’m not gonna accessorize and I’m not wearing my Christian Louboutins. I’m wearing SpongeBob pjs & matching slippers
I don't even own any pajamas but this guy's pitch has inspired me to buy some for when I fly to SLC to start tour next week
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
There’s bigger stuff to be mad about but motherfucker I gotta take off half my clothes for your moronic crowd control security theater. If I’m dressed up that’s worse. So no. I’m not gonna accessorize and I’m not wearing my Christian Louboutins. I’m wearing SpongeBob pjs & matching slippers
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I don't even own any pajamas but this guy's pitch has inspired me to buy some for when I fly to SLC to start tour next week
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I don't even own any pajamas but this guy's pitch has inspired me to buy some for when I fly to SLC to start tour next week
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I'll see your seal, and raise you an owl.
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'll see your seal, and raise you an owl.
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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In 1257 William of Stow, the sheriff of Cambridgeshire, was ordered to send King Henry III food for his Christmas feasts. Henry wanted lots of eels, 1 crane, 4 peacocks, & 4 swans.
But no worries...it was tax deductible. William got to write off his expenses of £15 15s 10d.
But no worries...it was tax deductible. William got to write off his expenses of £15 15s 10d.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In 1257 William of Stow, the sheriff of Cambridgeshire, was ordered to send King Henry III food for his Christmas feasts. Henry wanted lots of eels, 1 crane, 4 peacocks, & 4 swans.
But no worries...it was tax deductible. William got to write off his expenses of £15 15s 10d.
But no worries...it was tax deductible. William got to write off his expenses of £15 15s 10d.
We got rid of all her radiators a few years ago, but one of the heat pump vents under a kitchen counter is an acceptable substitute. Bonus: you never know when a human will drop something edible! (Everything is edible as far as Zelda is concerned)
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We got rid of all her radiators a few years ago, but one of the heat pump vents under a kitchen counter is an acceptable substitute. Bonus: you never know when a human will drop something edible! (Everything is edible as far as Zelda is concerned)
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This next one is called "The Red Dot That Got Away."
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This next one is called "The Red Dot That Got Away."
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