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So, who are you in league with these days?
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Mind if I launch a noxious plume heavenward?
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Don't talk to me about the weather. Tell me about your secret weaknesses, your debuffs, and where you'd hide your runes of power.
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Feeling the strong urge to sit and brood in a dank and dimly lit tavern in the outer reaches of the realm
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yes, I've heard the claim, that I give My toughest battles to My strongest soldiers. It doesn't even make sense, like, why would I risk My best guys that way? I use My strong soldiers to mow through hundreds of easy battles. To be honest, I don't really care what happens to the rest of My soldiers.
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Whenever I tell this story, everyone focuses on the part where I married a larva instead of the part where she rudely pupated while I was trying to tell her something.
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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It's always "why did you drain the swamplands, our families can no longer make a living crafting leather goods from swampgoblin hide" and never "how is the new tourney ground? Are ye winning sire?"
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Eking out a hermitic life beneath an overhanging scute on the back of a giant scorpion who wanders the desert at night.
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November 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
All this carnage has taught me a lesson: I will never speak my power word again. Well, maybe just once more.
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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What's the deal with my tormentors
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I know you think I'm a Thaumaturge, but my truth is that I'm actually an Illusionist. I'm sorry.
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Experiment with different synergies in your party to maximize damage in combat
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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You swing your pick at the rock.
You manage to mine some iron.
You swing your pick at the rock.
You manage to mine some iron.
You swing your pick at the rock.
You manage to mine some iron.
You swing your pick at the rock.
You manage to mine some iron.
You swing your pick at the rock.
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
All I'm saying is, if you were married by a level 1 priest, does the marriage really count?
October 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Saw your man clinging to a leaf as it flew past my window
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My wife: Those gray freaks are dancing in our tunnels again!!

Me:
October 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The first time that old lech asked me if I wanted to see his "magic wand" I said no. The second time he asked, I canceled him (compressed his body into a tiny cube until his soul squeezed out with a puff and evaporated.)
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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i have to be the only acolyte in the inner sanctum not in roughspun vestments for some reason
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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i was dealt 10 damage but i gained 5 life right after. could be worse...
October 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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getting my shit sucked by a rider-king of the steppes
November 1, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Wasn't a fan of the seductive curse on this item at first. But now I'm actually warming up to it.
October 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Reaching into my leather drawstring coin purse and pulling out a slightly smaller leather drawstring coin purse
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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(Guy at the limestone quarry) That's a pretty big pyramid design, I'll need to hire maybe twenty to thirty thousand guys, should be done in about 20 years

(Me, not wanting to be annoying to service workers) you can make it smaller
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Yes, I have heard tell of a gormless ombudsman
October 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You're a sentient lichen encrusted to the floor of a forgotten room in a long-disused dungeon. I'm a sapient jelly dried onto the ceiling above you. We are not the same.
October 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM