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I love to unwind after a long day of being carried around in my bejeweled solar palanquin by taking some time to be carried around in my ornate lunar palanquin
February 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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-2 penalty to all wife checks due to crude/makeshift wife
February 7, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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"Wise Principles sounds with the clarity of brass, endures with the strength of steel and shines with the splendour of gold" - The Three Metals Declaration
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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ha, don’t worry too much about it, but maybe try not to bring up the all-powerful amulet at dinner - bit of a sensitive topic between the missus and I still
July 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I shrunk myself and entered your cranium via your ear, and plumbed your lobes until I discovered the locus of lesser retrospection. There I rerouted certain axons to induce a brief fugue. It took me four hundred years and many fatal errors to learn this skill. But sure, call it a "brain fart."
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"Heavy is the head that wears the crown." Not likely. I wear a Lightweight Crown of Conscience Assuagement.
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You brought me the Sword of Correctitude when I requested the Sword of Compassion? (Sword of Correctitude glows) The sword acknowledges your error. Please place your head upon the block.
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Ok well maybe don’t massage my venom glands if you don’t like my toxic secretions
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My "friend, the giant"? He's a giant? Huh. I guess I don't really see height.
December 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Guy who has only ever been cured by Cure 1 getting hit with Cure 2: Getting a lot of "Cure 1" vibes from this...
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Genie apparently heard me wish for a "large, busted wife." 🙄
December 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
My friend, who is a giant, throws back handfuls of conquistadors and cracks open their plate armor with his molars like sunflower seeds. I said, they don't want to be eaten, that's why they slash at your tongue and gums. I don't think he heard me though, way up there.
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Yeah I looked at it *eyes bulging, arm turning into a bundle of tentacles, teeth growing all over my body* so what
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's always "Fight, Magic, Item" with you. I'm asking for Listen.
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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It's time for a career change - You are being sent to a recently founded agricultural settlement on the frontier
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The Champion of Light: I just destroyed a demon child.

The Dark Hero: I just killed a petty criminal.

Neutral Dave: I'm grilling sausages after work if you guys want to come over.
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Mowing down the last of the great unicorn herds of the Gemstone Plains.
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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a cyclops is tearing me limb from limb like a greasy man with a rotisserie chicken
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I went to the last world at the edge of the universe and everybody there knew you. That's why they were there, waiting to be snuffed out when the world's orbit finally carries them into void of Nothing. Because they knew you.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A transient made off with the sands of time. Not what I needed right now 🤦‍♀️
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Level 1 bandit boyfriend giving me the ick by making a little gurgling sound as his rusty pot helm is stove in by a mace
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm not sure what part of "plumbing the bowels of Giant's Hole" you didn't understand. No I didn't bring an extra poncho.
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Welcome to the party. This is Trevor. He has low charisma, just like you. Okay well I'll leave you two to get acquainted.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM