The facts were all exposed already because it was a countdown to my birthday in October. And the kids were here to go through some of my record collection. We eventually peeled them away from the fridge and towards the records

Fancypants is at least metaphorically consistent, but I don't suppose that guarantees it was the original

I had to do a quick web search because it felt like something from my youth (late 60s/early 70s). Google ngrams have smartypants and fancypants dating to WWII era books.google.com/ngrams/graph...

filling government positions by autistic special interest would still be more qualification than what we're doing right now

be honest, who would you rather have leading the FBI if your choices are Kash Patel or a random enby picked off the street who's really into Ace Attorney

I'll see your seal, and raise you an owl.