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Kerry
@ikerry.bsky.social
· Aug 27
You can pry the yacht rock out of my cold dead little river band.
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I learned how to play guitar so people would stop inviting me to go camping.
July 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I learned how to play guitar so people would stop inviting me to go camping.
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I don't believe any of you are carrying around bingo cards.
July 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I don't believe any of you are carrying around bingo cards.
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It is what it is, and that is nothing
July 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It is what it is, and that is nothing
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As a society, we gotta go back to casting some people out into the wilderness.
July 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
As a society, we gotta go back to casting some people out into the wilderness.
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I want to be haunted by places and things, not food or people.
July 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I want to be haunted by places and things, not food or people.
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You can easily drop everything and come pick me up
July 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You can easily drop everything and come pick me up
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I bought you a sword please respond.
July 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I bought you a sword please respond.
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Ok who the fuck left all this jam in here unpumped
July 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ok who the fuck left all this jam in here unpumped
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Friend: go big or go home
Me: home
Me: home
July 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Friend: go big or go home
Me: home
Me: home
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happy birthday america, you fucking jackass
July 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
happy birthday america, you fucking jackass
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It’s ok to disagree on climate change, water over the bridge.
February 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It’s ok to disagree on climate change, water over the bridge.
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biblically accurate international space station
December 11, 2024 at 5:53 AM
biblically accurate international space station
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I’d much rather watch a concert with a little football game at intermission.
February 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’d much rather watch a concert with a little football game at intermission.
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what i wouldnt give to be an alien zooming around the multiverse in cute little ufo
February 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
what i wouldnt give to be an alien zooming around the multiverse in cute little ufo
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You ever just think about moss
February 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
You ever just think about moss
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However much water you’re drinking, it’s not enough. It will never be enough
January 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
However much water you’re drinking, it’s not enough. It will never be enough
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I may not be the brightest crayon in the tool shed but at least I'm great at analogies.
February 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I may not be the brightest crayon in the tool shed but at least I'm great at analogies.
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I would like to vote for the reptilian shapeshifters now, please.
February 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I would like to vote for the reptilian shapeshifters now, please.
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Don't forget to look up at the sky
February 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Don't forget to look up at the sky
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Now, more than ever, aliens
February 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Now, more than ever, aliens
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If there's one thing I've learned about getting older it's that you shouldn't
February 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
If there's one thing I've learned about getting older it's that you shouldn't
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All I ask of you is that we hate the same things. We’ll walk side-by-side, hating things
January 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
All I ask of you is that we hate the same things. We’ll walk side-by-side, hating things