Homer J Toblerone 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇨🇦
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A man with a fork in a world of soup.
"Here's Johnny!"
December 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"Here's Johnny!"
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Can’t wait to see him in his holey vestments.
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
The new leader of the Catholic Church in England and Wales has been appointed by the Pope.
news.sky.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Can’t wait to see him in his holey vestments.
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As witnesses later recalled, two small dogs just waltzed into the place, grabbed the cat, and waltzed out.
December 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
As witnesses later recalled, two small dogs just waltzed into the place, grabbed the cat, and waltzed out.
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Does Keir Starmer know he's prime minister? Does Danny Kruger know how Bonnie Blue makes a living? My SKETCH of today's big questions. thecritic.co.uk/only...
December 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Does Keir Starmer know he's prime minister? Does Danny Kruger know how Bonnie Blue makes a living? My SKETCH of today's big questions. thecritic.co.uk/only...
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Wonder what he’s gonna decorate it with?
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wonder what he’s gonna decorate it with?
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
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I remember giggling like an insane person the first time I saw this one as a kid. It's always been one of my favorites.
December 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I remember giggling like an insane person the first time I saw this one as a kid. It's always been one of my favorites.
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“So, Nick, what kind of dog do you have?”
“She’s a werewolf.”
“Yeah, haha, that’s O SWEET JESUS -“
“She’s a werewolf.”
“Yeah, haha, that’s O SWEET JESUS -“
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“So, Nick, what kind of dog do you have?”
“She’s a werewolf.”
“Yeah, haha, that’s O SWEET JESUS -“
“She’s a werewolf.”
“Yeah, haha, that’s O SWEET JESUS -“
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I always liked the aliens. There was another one where they were locked out of their spaceship.
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I always liked the aliens. There was another one where they were locked out of their spaceship.
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Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
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The Nobel committee need to bring in a player of the season award
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Nobel committee need to bring in a player of the season award
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Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
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This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
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“Europe must now fight to save Ukraine and itself as bravely as Ukraine has been fighting to save itself and Europe for a decade. The resources are there, but the courage is not.
STOP pretending Trump will ever turn on Putin and face reality and fight.”
- Garry Kasparov
STOP pretending Trump will ever turn on Putin and face reality and fight.”
- Garry Kasparov
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“Europe must now fight to save Ukraine and itself as bravely as Ukraine has been fighting to save itself and Europe for a decade. The resources are there, but the courage is not.
STOP pretending Trump will ever turn on Putin and face reality and fight.”
- Garry Kasparov
STOP pretending Trump will ever turn on Putin and face reality and fight.”
- Garry Kasparov
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“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”
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Suggs and the boys, great bunch of lads, always said so.
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
www.independent.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Suggs and the boys, great bunch of lads, always said so.
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Timeline cleanse—sound on.
Watch these woodpecker nestlings enjoying their first rain days before leaving the nest.
I live in a region where these beauties are common. My dad used to feed them from his deck. He rigged a pulley system that carried a can of suet into the trees.🌲
📸Michael Fogelman
Watch these woodpecker nestlings enjoying their first rain days before leaving the nest.
I live in a region where these beauties are common. My dad used to feed them from his deck. He rigged a pulley system that carried a can of suet into the trees.🌲
📸Michael Fogelman
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Timeline cleanse—sound on.
Watch these woodpecker nestlings enjoying their first rain days before leaving the nest.
I live in a region where these beauties are common. My dad used to feed them from his deck. He rigged a pulley system that carried a can of suet into the trees.🌲
📸Michael Fogelman
Watch these woodpecker nestlings enjoying their first rain days before leaving the nest.
I live in a region where these beauties are common. My dad used to feed them from his deck. He rigged a pulley system that carried a can of suet into the trees.🌲
📸Michael Fogelman
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I believe they prefer to be called Americans
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Democrats, last Tuesday:
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Democrats, last Tuesday:
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Here’s something really graphic for Halloween: