The Smokin Grasshopper 🦗🍃
@smokingrasshopper.bsky.social
Old man. Starving artist.
#Anti-Fascist. #EatTheRich. #ACAB.
#FreePalestine #Anti-war #FuckTrump
#AnimalsAreBetterPeople.
Be the person your dog thinks you are. 🫶🏼
#Anti-Fascist. #EatTheRich. #ACAB.
#FreePalestine #Anti-war #FuckTrump
#AnimalsAreBetterPeople.
Be the person your dog thinks you are. 🫶🏼
Pinned
I’ve been saying this is a 60 pound rock without ever weighing it and my dad didn’t believe me. So I made him bring me a scale. And it weighs 59.4 so he rubbed it in that I was wrong. So I’m sorry. It’s a 59.4 pound fkn rock 🙄🤣🤣🤣
I was worried about the fractures and I feel like some day getting it slabbed into two inch slabs would look amazing so I’ll save it. But the top came out beautiful and I can spend some time and count the rings all the way from the center to the bark and know how old this tree was when it died. 🤓
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’ve been saying this is a 60 pound rock without ever weighing it and my dad didn’t believe me. So I made him bring me a scale. And it weighs 59.4 so he rubbed it in that I was wrong. So I’m sorry. It’s a 59.4 pound fkn rock 🙄🤣🤣🤣
I was worried about the fractures and I feel like some day getting it slabbed into two inch slabs would look amazing so I’ll save it. But the top came out beautiful and I can spend some time and count the rings all the way from the center to the bark and know how old this tree was when it died. 🤓
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I was worried about the fractures and I feel like some day getting it slabbed into two inch slabs would look amazing so I’ll save it. But the top came out beautiful and I can spend some time and count the rings all the way from the center to the bark and know how old this tree was when it died. 🤓
More shinies ✨ 😵💫🤩
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
More shinies ✨ 😵💫🤩
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A real president does this.
Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸
Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A real president does this.
Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸
Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸
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Oy!
Is this real or just bullshit?
Is this real or just bullshit?
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Oy!
Is this real or just bullshit?
Is this real or just bullshit?
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To our nation’s Veterans and their families: Thank you.
Thank you for answering the call to serve and for the sacrifices you have made in the name of freedom and safety for all Americans.
Thank you for answering the call to serve and for the sacrifices you have made in the name of freedom and safety for all Americans.
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
To our nation’s Veterans and their families: Thank you.
Thank you for answering the call to serve and for the sacrifices you have made in the name of freedom and safety for all Americans.
Thank you for answering the call to serve and for the sacrifices you have made in the name of freedom and safety for all Americans.
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Hey look, now that Senate Dems fucking caved they've given the gop the talking point they needed to blame Dems when a deal isn't reached.
Now it will be shut down because we demand taxpayer dollars for abortion.
You fuckers just got played by the most incompetent assholes in history!👍
Holy fuck.
Now it will be shut down because we demand taxpayer dollars for abortion.
You fuckers just got played by the most incompetent assholes in history!👍
Holy fuck.
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hey look, now that Senate Dems fucking caved they've given the gop the talking point they needed to blame Dems when a deal isn't reached.
Now it will be shut down because we demand taxpayer dollars for abortion.
You fuckers just got played by the most incompetent assholes in history!👍
Holy fuck.
Now it will be shut down because we demand taxpayer dollars for abortion.
You fuckers just got played by the most incompetent assholes in history!👍
Holy fuck.
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I've made it a point to live my life with joy as the best way to beat these people. I spend a lot of time with friends. I hike with my partner on weekends and soon will be skiing. I've been learning advanced cooking techniques. I've picked up playing the cuatro. These people only have Twitter.
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I've made it a point to live my life with joy as the best way to beat these people. I spend a lot of time with friends. I hike with my partner on weekends and soon will be skiing. I've been learning advanced cooking techniques. I've picked up playing the cuatro. These people only have Twitter.
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Yes republicans will now be blamed for healthcare in a “you break it you bought it” scenario but the human cost will be really terrible
This is going to be so hard for so many people
This is going to be so hard for so many people
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Yes republicans will now be blamed for healthcare in a “you break it you bought it” scenario but the human cost will be really terrible
This is going to be so hard for so many people
This is going to be so hard for so many people
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1. Protect the Constitution
2. Obey the Commander-in-Chief
3. Protect the Constitution against ALL enemies foreign & domestic, including a CiC whose orders are unconstitutional.
Happy Veterans Day.
2. Obey the Commander-in-Chief
3. Protect the Constitution against ALL enemies foreign & domestic, including a CiC whose orders are unconstitutional.
Happy Veterans Day.
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
1. Protect the Constitution
2. Obey the Commander-in-Chief
3. Protect the Constitution against ALL enemies foreign & domestic, including a CiC whose orders are unconstitutional.
Happy Veterans Day.
2. Obey the Commander-in-Chief
3. Protect the Constitution against ALL enemies foreign & domestic, including a CiC whose orders are unconstitutional.
Happy Veterans Day.
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I’m thrilled to join my friend John Fugelsang live on Nov. 12 at 8 pm, at Union Stage in D.C.
I’ll be on stage with John after his set for a deep-dive Q & A about his New York Times best-selling book "Separation of Church & Hate" as well as other subjects.
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social
I’ll be on stage with John after his set for a deep-dive Q & A about his New York Times best-selling book "Separation of Church & Hate" as well as other subjects.
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social
John Fugelsang (@johnfugelsang.bsky.social)
My book, SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND HATE, is on sale now: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Separation-of-Church-and-Hate/John-Fugelsang/9781668066898.
johnfugelsang.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m thrilled to join my friend John Fugelsang live on Nov. 12 at 8 pm, at Union Stage in D.C.
I’ll be on stage with John after his set for a deep-dive Q & A about his New York Times best-selling book "Separation of Church & Hate" as well as other subjects.
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social
I’ll be on stage with John after his set for a deep-dive Q & A about his New York Times best-selling book "Separation of Church & Hate" as well as other subjects.
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social
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The best way to honor veterans is to lobby your politicians into supporting universal healthcare and universal college tuition so disadvantaged Americans aren't coerced to risk their lives for the Military Industrial Complex or Big Oil
#VeteransDay
#VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The best way to honor veterans is to lobby your politicians into supporting universal healthcare and universal college tuition so disadvantaged Americans aren't coerced to risk their lives for the Military Industrial Complex or Big Oil
#VeteransDay
#VeteransDay
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The White House paid about $60 and change for each of the Home Depot gold-painted wall decorations in Trump’s Ovaltine Office, but Trump will tell the IRS they’re valued at $60000 each and claimed he paid out of pocket. Bet.
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The White House paid about $60 and change for each of the Home Depot gold-painted wall decorations in Trump’s Ovaltine Office, but Trump will tell the IRS they’re valued at $60000 each and claimed he paid out of pocket. Bet.
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This is truly disgusting. Where is shit-swimmer RFK Jr and the MAHA crowd when it comes to exploiting children’s health for profit? Nowhere to be found.
The brand launched over the weekend with a line of face masks for children, though social media commenters have accused the company of exposing kids to unnecessary skin products.
The Controversy Over New Skincare Brand Rini Marketing Products To Children, Explained
The brand launched over the weekend with a line of face masks for children, though social media commenters have accused the company of exposing kids to unnecessary skin products.
www.forbes.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This is truly disgusting. Where is shit-swimmer RFK Jr and the MAHA crowd when it comes to exploiting children’s health for profit? Nowhere to be found.
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"I am tired of losing and worse, I am tired of expecting to lose. We need Democrats who will use their positions of power not to constantly capitulate, compromise, and cave, but to fight-- not to say the word ‘fight’ because it’s the popular thing to do, but to actually do it and mean it."
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Senate Democrats have validated our worst fears about a party unwilling to meet the moment
plus.briantylercohen.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"I am tired of losing and worse, I am tired of expecting to lose. We need Democrats who will use their positions of power not to constantly capitulate, compromise, and cave, but to fight-- not to say the word ‘fight’ because it’s the popular thing to do, but to actually do it and mean it."
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Over 90% of those who voted in this poll say that Democrats are controlled opposition
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Over 90% of those who voted in this poll say that Democrats are controlled opposition
I’m seeing headlines from peeps like MTN saying it was a “tRump meltdown” and has had a “disaster day” and “loses it in public”. Then they try to sell me sheets or some shit.
But I got one question,
does tRump know?
He doesn’t seem to know this. Meaning,
it doesn’t affect him at all. 🙄
But I got one question,
does tRump know?
He doesn’t seem to know this. Meaning,
it doesn’t affect him at all. 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’m seeing headlines from peeps like MTN saying it was a “tRump meltdown” and has had a “disaster day” and “loses it in public”. Then they try to sell me sheets or some shit.
But I got one question,
does tRump know?
He doesn’t seem to know this. Meaning,
it doesn’t affect him at all. 🙄
But I got one question,
does tRump know?
He doesn’t seem to know this. Meaning,
it doesn’t affect him at all. 🙄
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It’s time to be our own best customer. It’s time to Buy Canadian.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It’s time to be our own best customer. It’s time to Buy Canadian.
Don’t forget to play fetch with your fish. They love to fly 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Don’t forget to play fetch with your fish. They love to fly 🥰
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I know 8 more names that go with Manchin:
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I know 8 more names that go with Manchin:
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Sad, but true.
Great job, @schumer.senate.gov. You've changed the story from "GOP hurting millions of Americans to please unpopular, failing, delusional despot who's destroying his party" to "Dems are too weak and divided in the face of Trump's strength to take a stand and protect Americans"
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sad, but true.
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🤦♂️
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
🤦♂️
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Weird, right?
Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Weird, right?
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Coping strategy:
Inhale cleansing breaths.
Swear on the exhale.
Inhale cleansing breaths.
Swear on the exhale.
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Coping strategy:
Inhale cleansing breaths.
Swear on the exhale.
Inhale cleansing breaths.
Swear on the exhale.