A B-3 stealth bomber pilot (John Travolta) conspires with mercenaries to steal two 1.2-Megaton B83 thermonuclear bombs during a training exercise over Utah and threatens to detonate them in Salt Lake City unless the US government hands over $250,000,000.
A B-3 stealth bomber pilot (John Travolta) conspires with mercenaries to steal two 1.2-Megaton B83 thermonuclear bombs during a training exercise over Utah and threatens to detonate them in Salt Lake City unless the US government hands over $250,000,000.
“I have stopped Nuclear Wars from breaking out across the World between Pakistan and India, Iran and Israel, and Russia and Ukraine.”
Oh really? You could have ordered that 5-9 years ago during your first term, not to mention last year.
YOU DON’T CARE.
“I have stopped Nuclear Wars from breaking out across the World between Pakistan and India, Iran and Israel, and Russia and Ukraine.”
Oh really? You could have ordered that 5-9 years ago during your first term, not to mention last year.
YOU DON’T CARE.
Oh really? You could have ordered that 5-9 years ago during your first term, not to mention last year.
YOU DON’T CARE.
There’s just one small problem. I first have to become a time traveler.
There’s just one small problem. I first have to become a time traveler.
...and I can't stop thinking about how ridiculously, hilariously phallic they all look.
It’s embarrassing to keep reading how I—the smartest, most talented, most sophisticated man in the world—have tanked the leading cultural institution in the capital region, so I’ll pretend it’s totally normal to shut it down for two years to “improve” it (after boasting I already did).
It’s embarrassing to keep reading how I—the smartest, most talented, most sophisticated man in the world—have tanked the leading cultural institution in the capital region, so I’ll pretend it’s totally normal to shut it down for two years to “improve” it (after boasting I already did).