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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies
@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
I was into eating pine cones BEFORE it was popular...

Frenemies with the Babadork.
Nonbinary. I use any animate pronouns.

Crazy for bad movies and forgotten cultural ephemera. May be found prowling used book and periodical sales.
Pinned
Since Trump's administration really seems to be trying to push the idea that antifa is an org, not simply being anti-fascist, I have a suggestion:

Switch out your black bloc's uniform for GOLD. Have members all dress in matching metallic gold outfits, same type they otherwise would be, just gold.
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May 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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"What need have I of all your sacrifices?" says the Lord...

Bring no more vain offerings. Incense is offensive to Me...

Learn to do good. Seek justice. Aid the oppressed. Uphold the rights of the orphan. Plead for the widow."

Isaiah 1.11 to 17
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Now imagine living in Sweden and this gaslighting continuing for over half a decade and counting while the architects of the Swedish death and chronic disease strategy win medals and accolades, cheered on by most of the public while people continue to die and become chronically ill. -> My life.
JFC, not only does this go hard on the bs "gain of function" and "lab leak" claims, it also claims that Sweden did the best of anyone during the pandemic, despite it's mortality rate being 4-10 times higher than those of other Nordic countries over the same period of time.
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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monica lewinsky's boss exploited his position of power and she faced literally decades of mass harassment, cruelty, objectification, and misogynistic jokes and here we are in 2025, comedians still use her name as synonymous with blowjobs, i fucking hate it here.
It’s already happening. Case in point the sheer number of tiresome people making this crack today
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!

Silicon Valley, 2025:
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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so trump just out there getting standard MRI scans as a standard part of the standard multiple annual check ups a president gets in the first ten months
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Do you want to see the best takedown of Megyn Kelly? Watch an actual 14 year old give an open message to Megyn about how horrible she is. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMTpjmpn/
Here’s a reminder from an actual 14 year old about what a child even IS. If adults are out here debating the “acceptable age” of abuse, then kids aren’t the ones who need to grow up. ✨sources✨ https:/...
TikTok video by eloise
www.tiktok.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.

Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Alice Wong on Instagram: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it ...
423 likes, 73 comments - alicatsamurai on November 14, 2025: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the t...
www.instagram.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Trump un-endorses Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I dreamed of days like this
lol absolutely delightful
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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leaving for work in the morning, blissfully unaware that your cat is about to ruin your fucking life with this
Kinda overkill. But im also lazy so kinda appealing
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Wuthering Heights was the first novel to dare tell the truth about how complicated it is to buy a starter home.
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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C'est moi
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
JFC, send Dershowitz to the dump. His unhappy soul yearns to have a fulfilling retirement sleeping in the security guard's shed and spending his days sorting the garbage. We'll pay him in pierogis, he'll be over the moon.
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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this story is from last year… can’t imagine it’s gotten *less* common.

how fucking abhorrent the generative AI industry is.
1 in 10 Minors Say Their Friends Use AI to Generate Nudes of Other Kids, Survey Finds
A new survey attempts to quantify just how common it is for minors to AI-generate nudes of other minors.
www.404media.co
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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This is rape culture.

This is why so many people don’t come forward.

A young girl was being bullied at school by a boy who made AI generated nudes of her.

She told the principal. She told the guidance counsellor. They didn’t stop it.

Finally she hit the boy responsible, and SHE got expelled:
A Louisiana girl hit a boy who was sharing deepfake nude photos of her. She was expelled.
“This girl was abused,” one of the family’s attorneys said, noting that she endured sexual exploitation and harassment. And the expulsion “was like pouring salt in the wound.”
www.nola.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Managed to do an original #FakeBookTitleFriday entry after all
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Gotta strike the #FakeBookTitleFriday while the iron is hot! That may also be a euphemism.
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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The intent, for anyone paying attention, is clearly to revoke trans peoples’ passports and then refuse to issue new ones, keeping us captive and on a state extermination list.
Trump Admin Quietly Changes State Department Page To Indicate It May Invalidate Trans Passports
The change comes after the Supreme Court ruled in favor of the administration and lifted a temporary injunction.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM