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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies
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I was into eating pine cones BEFORE it was popular...

Frenemies with the Babadork.
Nonbinary. I use any animate pronouns.

Crazy for bad movies and forgotten cultural ephemera. May be found prowling used book and periodical sales.
'I pressed him on this. First of all, a pony isn't the same thing as a horse. Second, don't you want to make sure that when a child is learning to read, he understands that /p/ /o/ /n/ /y/ says "pony"? And different letters say "horse"?

He dismissed my question.'

I'm fucking speechless.
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Stay out of the water, and don't let your pets mess with it either!
"People can report any oil, debris or discoloration they see in local waters to MSD by calling 502-540-6000 or emailing customerrelations@louisvillemsd.org"
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The UPS plane had "220,000 pounds of jet fuel on board, but the airliner hit a petroleum recycling operation. An online notice from the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency says the recycler had about “226,000 gallons of used motor oil and 37,000 gallons of oil-water-antifreeze mix” on-site."
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The American Petroleum Institute.

Justin Nobel continues to report on one of the biggest stories that no one is talking about: radioactive contamination from oil and gas waste.
Meet the West Virginia Sisters Who Partied in Radioactive Waste
“I am just a teenage West Virginia girl who fell upon a radioactive brine site."
www.teenvogue.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Ah, apparently it's for *everything*. I didn't know you could use a single pardon for more than a decade's worth of separate incidents.

apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump pardons former Mets great Darryl Strawberry on past tax evasion and drug charges
President Donald Trump has pardoned former New York Mets star Darryl Strawberry on past tax evasion and drug charges.
apnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Wikipedia says this was about his tax evasion from the 90s, but he's already completed his sentence for that.
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'll have to look, but in think I've still got that loser mini-bat.

Anyway, WTAF? Why does Trump feel the need to pardon Darryl Strawberry? How much of a bribe did he get for it?
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Musk: i reada da Watchers
Musk: it about a government experiment to maka a evil monkey
Musk: it giva me great idea for da next neurolink project
Koontz: No elon! you weren't supposed to be inspired to make an evil monkey!
Koontz: you were supposed to be inspired to make a smart dog!
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Musk: eyyyy welcome to elon musk book review
Musk: where da number one alpha read all da alpha books
Musk: [holding up copy of Illiad] dis da oddysey
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM