Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies
@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
I was into eating pine cones BEFORE it was popular...
Frenemies with the Babadork.
Nonbinary. I use any animate pronouns.
Crazy for bad movies and forgotten cultural ephemera. May be found prowling used book and periodical sales.
Frenemies with the Babadork.
Nonbinary. I use any animate pronouns.
Crazy for bad movies and forgotten cultural ephemera. May be found prowling used book and periodical sales.
Pinned
Since Trump's administration really seems to be trying to push the idea that antifa is an org, not simply being anti-fascist, I have a suggestion:
Switch out your black bloc's uniform for GOLD. Have members all dress in matching metallic gold outfits, same type they otherwise would be, just gold.
Switch out your black bloc's uniform for GOLD. Have members all dress in matching metallic gold outfits, same type they otherwise would be, just gold.
Is YOUR state, Tribe, or territory participating in the Summer EBT Program (Sun Bucks) for poor children this year? Find out, and raise hell if the answer is 'No'!
www.fns.usda.gov/summer/sunbu...
www.fns.usda.gov/summer/sunbu...
www.fns.usda.gov
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Is YOUR state, Tribe, or territory participating in the Summer EBT Program (Sun Bucks) for poor children this year? Find out, and raise hell if the answer is 'No'!
www.fns.usda.gov/summer/sunbu...
www.fns.usda.gov/summer/sunbu...
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This never happened. France does not negotiate on tariffs; the EU negotiates for all EU members. France's population is also 69 million, not 39 million.
Trump is now, demonstrably, hallucinating conversations that did not and could not happen.
Trump is now, demonstrably, hallucinating conversations that did not and could not happen.
January 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
This never happened. France does not negotiate on tariffs; the EU negotiates for all EU members. France's population is also 69 million, not 39 million.
Trump is now, demonstrably, hallucinating conversations that did not and could not happen.
Trump is now, demonstrably, hallucinating conversations that did not and could not happen.
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Trump is incoherently ranting and raving during this speech to House Republicans, who are sitting in silence as his brain flits around wildly
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Trump is incoherently ranting and raving during this speech to House Republicans, who are sitting in silence as his brain flits around wildly
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Who better to debate the historical implications of the January 6 Insurrection than Fox News Host Jeannie Pirro (noted critic of the rioters) and current US Attorney Jeanine Pirro (noted defender of the rioters)?
A Debate on the January 6th Insurrection Between Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro and U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro
Note: All of Jeanine Pirro’s dialogue below is taken from statements she has made on the record and accurately reflects the spirit in which they we...
buff.ly
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Who better to debate the historical implications of the January 6 Insurrection than Fox News Host Jeannie Pirro (noted critic of the rioters) and current US Attorney Jeanine Pirro (noted defender of the rioters)?
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It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.
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There are only 218 Republicans left in the House.
Make them produce a majority every day, every hour, for every thing.
Make them produce a majority every day, every hour, for every thing.
Rep. Doug LaMalfa,who died this morning, was one of 147 Republicans who voted to overturn the 2020 election.
It was defining moment of his political career—one that must not be forgotten on the anniversary of January 6.
It was defining moment of his political career—one that must not be forgotten on the anniversary of January 6.
January 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
There are only 218 Republicans left in the House.
Make them produce a majority every day, every hour, for every thing.
Make them produce a majority every day, every hour, for every thing.
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If Dems talked like this regularly, we wouldn't have to focus on "how to win close elections in difficult environments." We would have a lot fewer close elections, and a lot fewer difficult environments.
Walz is out of Fs: "Not a single Republican supported this, so every Minnesotan from here on, whoever uses this program, there is no bit of thanks that would go to the R legislators who did all they could to stop this ... our schools have money to pay their teachers? I'll take credit for that too."
January 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
If Dems talked like this regularly, we wouldn't have to focus on "how to win close elections in difficult environments." We would have a lot fewer close elections, and a lot fewer difficult environments.
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That’s right!
Trump: "You gotta win the midterms. Because if we don't win the midterms, they'll find a reason to impeach me. I'll get impeached."
January 6, 2026 at 6:44 PM
That’s right!
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Courts are using originalist arguments to expand executive power, weaken long-standing rights and protections, and entrench inequality. It’s crucial that lawyers push back. Our new guide shows you how. bit.ly/4iQ1v0B
Countering Originalism
This guide offers lawyers strategies, arguments, and citations to address originalist claims they encounter in litigation.
www.brennancenter.org
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Courts are using originalist arguments to expand executive power, weaken long-standing rights and protections, and entrench inequality. It’s crucial that lawyers push back. Our new guide shows you how. bit.ly/4iQ1v0B
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For Con Law profs looking for a last minute syllabus addition…
Courts are using originalist arguments to expand executive power, weaken long-standing rights and protections, and entrench inequality. It’s crucial that lawyers push back. Our new guide shows you how. bit.ly/4iQ1v0B
Countering Originalism
This guide offers lawyers strategies, arguments, and citations to address originalist claims they encounter in litigation.
www.brennancenter.org
January 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
For Con Law profs looking for a last minute syllabus addition…
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Officers like @libradunn1.bsky.social saved my life and my colleagues’ lives on January 6th. I’m forever grateful to the law enforcement officials who courageously defended our Capitol and our democracy from the armed insurrectionists.
January 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Officers like @libradunn1.bsky.social saved my life and my colleagues’ lives on January 6th. I’m forever grateful to the law enforcement officials who courageously defended our Capitol and our democracy from the armed insurrectionists.
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Also if you wake up and find a bat in the room you were sleeping in.
I had to get rabies shots for that very reason. And I didn't even know about that until my over-protective older sister told me, and I looked it up and was like, "Sh**, she's right," so I owe her for that.
I had to get rabies shots for that very reason. And I didn't even know about that until my over-protective older sister told me, and I looked it up and was like, "Sh**, she's right," so I owe her for that.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Also if you wake up and find a bat in the room you were sleeping in.
I had to get rabies shots for that very reason. And I didn't even know about that until my over-protective older sister told me, and I looked it up and was like, "Sh**, she's right," so I owe her for that.
I had to get rabies shots for that very reason. And I didn't even know about that until my over-protective older sister told me, and I looked it up and was like, "Sh**, she's right," so I owe her for that.
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Their teeth are incredibly sharp so they can bite through even a thick pair of gloves. It happened to me! You also need to be firm with the ER about receiving the vaccine! After my exposure the Doctor refused to administer it because he could not see the bite mark so I had to go to a second ER.
January 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Their teeth are incredibly sharp so they can bite through even a thick pair of gloves. It happened to me! You also need to be firm with the ER about receiving the vaccine! After my exposure the Doctor refused to administer it because he could not see the bite mark so I had to go to a second ER.
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Hardly any discomfort. Just the usual low ache at the injection spot, like other shots.
Although that first "day-of" set was quite a collection!
Although that first "day-of" set was quite a collection!
January 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Hardly any discomfort. Just the usual low ache at the injection spot, like other shots.
Although that first "day-of" set was quite a collection!
Although that first "day-of" set was quite a collection!
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For those that don't know: Rabies can be treated, but not after you show symptoms. Once you show signs of infection you are dead man walking.
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
For those that don't know: Rabies can be treated, but not after you show symptoms. Once you show signs of infection you are dead man walking.
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It's because some bats can bite and scratch in ways that are painless and not easily visible and later people have then died from rabies.
yes, you can get rabies from a scratch, a rabid animal may have licked it's claws/paws.
It's nothing to play around with.
For people in the US.
yes, you can get rabies from a scratch, a rabid animal may have licked it's claws/paws.
It's nothing to play around with.
For people in the US.
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
It's because some bats can bite and scratch in ways that are painless and not easily visible and later people have then died from rabies.
yes, you can get rabies from a scratch, a rabid animal may have licked it's claws/paws.
It's nothing to play around with.
For people in the US.
yes, you can get rabies from a scratch, a rabid animal may have licked it's claws/paws.
It's nothing to play around with.
For people in the US.
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If a bat touches you and you're not controlling it like this with thick gloves and knowing what you're doing
You need to get a rabies vaccination and I'm deadly serious.
If a bat *touches* you.
You need to get a rabies vaccination and I'm deadly serious.
If a bat *touches* you.
PSA for any bat-friends inspired by this post: thick work gloves like the ones being worn in this picture are absolutely necessary before attempting to handle a bat! Do not let it anywhere near bare skin! And if it appears ill or is acting erratically, do not approach, just call a pro
Hey if I'm late on my next deadline its because I just spent 2 hours swabbing this guy with oil to save him from a moth trap
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
If a bat touches you and you're not controlling it like this with thick gloves and knowing what you're doing
You need to get a rabies vaccination and I'm deadly serious.
If a bat *touches* you.
You need to get a rabies vaccination and I'm deadly serious.
If a bat *touches* you.
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Minnesotans didn’t ask for Kristi Noem to have a camera crew follow her around while masked ICE agents harass our neighbors like it’s some sick and twisted reality show.
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Minnesotans didn’t ask for Kristi Noem to have a camera crew follow her around while masked ICE agents harass our neighbors like it’s some sick and twisted reality show.
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The federal government said Monday that Tennessee has not opted into a summer food program for low income kids that brought more than $84 million in funding to avert childhood hunger in previous years.
via @tennesseelookout.com
via @tennesseelookout.com
Gov. Bill Lee declines to secure millions in federal funds to feed Tennessee kids during summer
Despite the urging of county mayors, child advocates, clergy and educators, Gov. Bill Lee has declined to secure millions of dollars in federal funding to provide food to low-income kids by the…
www.newsfromthestates.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The federal government said Monday that Tennessee has not opted into a summer food program for low income kids that brought more than $84 million in funding to avert childhood hunger in previous years.
via @tennesseelookout.com
via @tennesseelookout.com
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Curtis Yarvin has written a very long screed in defense of his post in which he said, “Hitler spoke the truth.”
A sampling of select portions is below and includes, in reference to Jewish people, the words:
“The only way to tell is the name and the nose.”
A sampling of select portions is below and includes, in reference to Jewish people, the words:
“The only way to tell is the name and the nose.”
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Curtis Yarvin has written a very long screed in defense of his post in which he said, “Hitler spoke the truth.”
A sampling of select portions is below and includes, in reference to Jewish people, the words:
“The only way to tell is the name and the nose.”
A sampling of select portions is below and includes, in reference to Jewish people, the words:
“The only way to tell is the name and the nose.”
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today I learned that the Tennessee Valley Authority was just one step in FDR's plan for total world domination
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
today I learned that the Tennessee Valley Authority was just one step in FDR's plan for total world domination
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instead of a fanboy the ideal creative director for lucasfilm is someone who doesn’t give a shit about star wars but does care about making good movies and TV
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
instead of a fanboy the ideal creative director for lucasfilm is someone who doesn’t give a shit about star wars but does care about making good movies and TV
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can’t wait for filoni to invest all of lucasfilm’s creative resources into building the glup shitto-verse
Dave Filoni and Lywen Brennan will reportedly replace Kathleen Kennedy as the new co-presidents of Lucasfilm
• Dave Filoni will oversee all creative development
• Lywen Brennan will oversee executive duties
• Announcement is expected to be made in a couple weeks
(via Puck News)
• Dave Filoni will oversee all creative development
• Lywen Brennan will oversee executive duties
• Announcement is expected to be made in a couple weeks
(via Puck News)
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
can’t wait for filoni to invest all of lucasfilm’s creative resources into building the glup shitto-verse
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Long shot, but does anyone know of any UK triathlon competitions that don't have exclusionary gender politics? The one I raced with two years ago seems to have fallen into line with British Triathlon.
January 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Long shot, but does anyone know of any UK triathlon competitions that don't have exclusionary gender politics? The one I raced with two years ago seems to have fallen into line with British Triathlon.